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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

giant/jags championship all in on the coughlin bowl baby

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Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

I'm officially counting out Touchdown Tom.

Should have retired.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

kidcoelacanth posted:

giant/jags championship all in on the coughlin bowl baby

The Media apparatus is left struggling to keep up, as the super bowl kickoff begins on Coughlin Time

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
This picture of AB has me cracking up:

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1615371239463198720?s=20

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


The hands that carried Dan The Fever...

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1615373547375046656

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

fartknocker posted:

.
They make me happy all the time when they lose :twisted:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOugNisFgVo

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

:)

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

It's Tuesday January 17th and nothing has been announced about Greg Roman

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Roman wasn't fired in day

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Fiddling while Roman calls drop back passes

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
No TB12 in the playoffs

No Big Ben in the playoffs

No A.A.Ron in the playoffs

No Drew Brees in the playoffs

No RWBS in the playoffs

What is happening?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Nervous posted:

No TB12 in the playoffs

No Big Ben in the playoffs

No A.A.Ron in the playoffs

No Drew Brees in the playoffs

No RWBS in the playoffs

What is happening?
Time. I was about to say "the cruel passage of" but in this case it is cool and good.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Nervous posted:

No TB12 in the playoffs

No Big Ben in the playoffs

No A.A.Ron in the playoffs

No Drew Brees in the playoffs

No RWBS in the playoffs

What is happening?

Something wonderful and beautiful and I hope it stays like this.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The fact there's no QB's left in the playoffs in their 30's makes me think this is the official era of the new QB league.

Kinda cool.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Nervous posted:

What is happening?

https://i.imgur.com/qvrpREZ.gifv

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

That dude is shook now.

The team is not going to trust him at all the next game.

Him jumping up and down on the sideline ready to get back in there when the Cowboys got a fourth down around the 20 was cute at least.

Then they went for it after he started running onto the field and McCarthy was like no, we have a better chance of converting this play than you do and scored a TD anyway. But that was actually the extra point he made.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Paracausal posted:

The Bills missed out on the bye and the one but keep whining that we 'won' or maybe get a better record?

I'm sure we wouldn't hear a peep from any Bills fan if the Bengals got the #2 seed instead.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

In Lamarwatch news he posted a picture of himself in his Ravens uniform on IG. I'm pretty sure he's trolling people both ways at this point.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I can't believe the Seahawks weren't the worst drubbing that happened this weekend. Thanks, Touchdown Tom.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

sharknado slashfic posted:

In Lamarwatch news he posted a picture of himself in his Ravens uniform on IG. I'm pretty sure he's trolling people both ways at this point.

Yeah the Ravens are generally so tight-lipped about this sort of thing and Lamar has the spirit of a poster so anyone trying to read the tea leaves is going to go crazy. We’ll know when something happens one way or another and not a minute sooner

god this blows
Mar 13, 2003

sharknado slashfic posted:

In Lamarwatch news he posted a picture of himself in his Ravens uniform on IG. I'm pretty sure he's trolling people both ways at this point.

It’s a tough one. He said if he didn’t have a contract at the start of the season he wouldn’t talk anymore during the season. Now people are freaking out and we’re just barely 2 days out.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1615421408753946637

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

His agent thinks he's handsome

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Probably nothing that anyone keeps track of, but is there a stat of "hospital balls" a QB has thrown, or how many injuries a QB may have caused due to their throws? I'm sure even if this stat theoretically exists it's very subjective since a pass catcher may just have a fluke injury of no fault from the QB, but really I'm curious which QB has caused the most damage to their own team.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/annieagar/status/1615389649555558401?s=46&t=Z211nJe8ve9x-NSB_Mp-sA

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Lamar playing on that Commanders field 8 times a year is just asking for a career ending injury in at most 2 years

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Mega64 posted:

Probably nothing that anyone keeps track of, but is there a stat of "hospital balls" a QB has thrown, or how many injuries a QB may have caused due to their throws? I'm sure even if this stat theoretically exists it's very subjective since a pass catcher may just have a fluke injury of no fault from the QB, but really I'm curious which QB has caused the most damage to their own team.

reminded of the draw play comics where manning puts austin collie down

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008


more no bengals content. can't believe it. i'm outta here

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Mega64 posted:

Probably nothing that anyone keeps track of, but is there a stat of "hospital balls" a QB has thrown, or how many injuries a QB may have caused due to their throws? I'm sure even if this stat theoretically exists it's very subjective since a pass catcher may just have a fluke injury of no fault from the QB, but really I'm curious which QB has caused the most damage to their own team.

:nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDu20qvYHIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pzEYD2f8p4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epxLuslDEuw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYEwEmvvQ-Q

:nms:

:smithicide:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDckMpDzh-4

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ryan Clark slams his head into a running back knocking both of them straight unconscious

Announcer: Well that's a pass catch and a fumble.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Cavauro posted:

more no bengals content. can't believe it. i'm outta here

Frankly I'm sick of it. But what does this mean?


We make our own Cincinnati Bengals content

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Thank you for sharing this.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

A guy went and saw people from somewhere else. He was from a shoe company and there was another guy from a different shoe company.

One guy said no one wears shoes here...

The other guy said no one wears shoes here :smug::homebrew:

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
Sounds like one of those things HR people post on linkedin.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sweet thursday posted:

A guy went and saw people from somewhere else. He was from a shoe company and there was another guy from a different shoe company.

One guy said no one wears shoes here...

The other guy said no one wears shoes here :smug::homebrew:

qpo dey

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Pain of Mind posted:

Sounds like one of those things HR people post on linkedin.

And that man's name... was the Cincinnati Bengals

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





I feel like LSU fans will treat the Bengals as their AFC team as long as Burreaux is there.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Cue the Trey Lance trade rumors.

https://twitter.com/mikeherndonnfl/status/1615550081469407232?s=61&t=p4FfXfbyjUG6sbhNUQGJRw

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