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What good are states? To hell with them, just make all the local politicians federal ones f call it a day.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 09:41 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 02:37 |
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some states actually provide services for the taxes you pay into them not mine but i assume theres at least one
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 09:43 |
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Make that the only state then
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 09:47 |
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We’re all Californians now
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 09:47 |
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im suddenly very thirsty
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 09:54 |
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One nation, under God, pretty divisivible really. At least 50 bits.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 11:11 |
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Yeah give way more power to bigger government more distant from each state, that'll be sure to fix local issues.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 12:20 |
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Why even unite the states?
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 12:29 |
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I definitely think you should just have three states, slack hipsters on the west coast, edgy hipsters on the east coast, and redneck hipsters in the south.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 12:36 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Yeah give way more power to bigger government more distant from each state, that'll be sure to fix local issues. The local governments are the ones mostly causing the local issues, so, unironically, yeah
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 12:39 |
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Sounds good to me. Just relocate the White House, Congress, and the Supreme Court to Lincoln, NE. DC gets reabsorbed into Maryland.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 12:51 |
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Agree. Eliminate all of them. Physically eliminated. Just smoking holes left.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 13:28 |
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Yeah nuke 'em
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 13:38 |
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americans talk about living in different states like they're living in different countries, get rid of all the states and make them realise they're all just a bunch of boring americans anyway
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 13:51 |
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It would devolve into civil war pretty fast. At least the rest of the world would be free of the US for a while. Do it.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 14:24 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:americans talk about living in different states like they're living in different countries, get rid of all the states and make them realise they're all just a bunch of boring americans anyway Europe just straight up calls itself different countries, they don't even bother with the "state" courtesy. Make Europe one country and we'll get rid of our silly state borders. I have all the necessary paperwork right here.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 14:33 |
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The United State of Minnesota has a nice ring to it
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 14:44 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Europe just straight up calls itself different countries, they don't even bother with the "state" courtesy. Make Europe one country and we'll get rid of our silly state borders. I have all the necessary paperwork right here. europe got different languages and poo poo, americas states act like different countries because they call sandwiches different things
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 14:59 |
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It would be called AMERICA in all capitals and the flag would be like a red white and blue version of Mozambiques, except the book would be a bible, the ho would be an actual Ho. And the AK would be an AR.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 15:02 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:europe got different languages and poo poo, americas states act like different countries because they call sandwiches different things Everyone in Europe speaks English. They have other languages that people speak when they're feeling folksy and exclusive, but the same is true for America. We just don't bitch about it as much because we're less French.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 15:07 |
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the poo-shite-ed states of lame-erica
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 15:10 |
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 15:22 |
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Just let Texas and Florida secede like they’re always threatening to and put the District of Columbia and Puerto Rico in their place. Hell, throw Guam in there, as well. Bing bang BOOM the United States just got a smidgen better.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 15:44 |
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It certainly would make my job easier. Having to get an insurance license for every loving state is horse poo poo.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 16:55 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Everyone in Europe speaks English. Lol no.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 16:56 |
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They should make more states, split them to have 100. One senator each. You'd have to do it by population, so California would become about 20 states.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 17:18 |
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Done.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 17:29 |
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make california, oregon, washington and BC, Pacifica again (some people call it cascadia, but pacifica is better)
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 17:31 |
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Buce posted:make california, oregon, washington and BC, Pacifica again (some people call it cascadia, but pacifica is better) Some people are trying to make “New California” with basically every county except, LA, Sacramento and a few bay area counties. I think there’s another group trying to expand Idaho to include northern california and eastern Oregon.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 17:53 |
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I been saying this for a few years now. I also like the idea of experialism. IE ceding Texas back to Mexico.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 17:55 |
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Caesar Saladin posted:europe got different languages and poo poo, americas states act like different countries because they call sandwiches different things It’s called a hoagie damnit
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 17:56 |
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it's a sub!
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 17:59 |
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i'll kill you!
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 18:00 |
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N. Senada posted:We’re all Californians now its all like that old The Californians sketch where they are all just naming off the freeways only its some chode from like wyoming or a dakota or some other poo poo rear end state that probably only has 1 road going through the whole thing repeating it over and over could you imagine lol
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 18:03 |
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kntfkr posted:I been saying this for a few years now. Can we cede Florida first
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 18:04 |
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shorten the name to just "America", as God intended
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 18:06 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Can we cede Florida first You mean New Cuba?
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 18:06 |
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Country name should be Big Macistan. I wanna be Big Macistani.
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 18:07 |
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Randarkman posted:Lol no. they do. sometimes you have to coax the english out of them begrudgingly, but they all speak it
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 18:09 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 02:37 |
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N. Senada posted:What good are states? To hell with them, just make all the local politicians federal ones f call it a day. All the local politicians are only in it to become federal politicians, why give them a free promotion
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# ? Jan 16, 2023 18:14 |