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You stare the God of Drugs, Bongman, in the eye. You open your mouth and say the one word to end all words and all drugs:
"No."
You cast a ball of holy fire into his face.
His face melts and cracks open like a tomato. His eyes are fried like two raisins. The flames encroach over Bongman. He thrashes and wails around like he is having a seizure while trying to swallow his tongue. He knocks over and destroys the drug altar. Most of the drugs cling to his body and start burning. Bongman burns and burns up.
The smoke finally clears and you are left staring at the charred, black, melted, and broken husk of a once powerful being.
You breathe a sigh of relief.
You are alive. You are, more importantly, victorious. You have defeated the Devil.
Or at least you thought you had.
You walk over to the altar and examine the remains of the drugs and the pipes.
Drugs are not the answer.
You say "Winners don't do drugs."
You say this to yourself while you are smoking crack.
You are a winner.
 
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moses: god? where are you? it smells like you're burning a bush or something
god: do NOT look at me rn
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