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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I’m missing tonsils, a birthmark, a piece of my kidney, part of my ballsack tube, and a toe

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Part of the bridge of my nose, several warts, a tiny section of my heart, like 50 skin tags. Oh, and my left big toenail.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
They had a donor butt that was going to go stale so I got a second butt grafted on (cosmetic only, non functional) but I’m gonna look into making it fart some day with some kind of dual exhaust sort of setup, but I love it, people compliment my second rear end at the beach all the time and my wife kisses all six cheeks every night before we go to bed and hump. :mario:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my posting stone

i can still post without, not as good, but life is full of challenges and how we rise to then decides…

lost my train of thought, need a moment

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer
My posting limiters. :ssj:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
:10bux: op

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
All posters gave some, Bags gave it all.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
one rib and a small piece of a hip bone

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Pimpcasso posted:

one rib and a small piece of a hip bone

but at least you have a wife now

what did you make with the hip fragment?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Three wisdom teeth (one never grew in) and a piece of my jawbone that came out with one of the wisdom teeth.

neato burrito fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jan 19, 2023

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I had a tumor on my pituitary gland (it’s in your skull tucked under your brain) and they used a facehugger robot with a 3d model of my brain (taken from multiple MRIs) to drill through a nostril, into my skull cavity and scrape away and remove the tumor. It was metal as gently caress.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Oh yeah I had all four wisdom teeth and a couple of benign polyps removed

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
my will to live

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Probably at least 300 gallons of poo poo at this point.

mr_jolly
Aug 20, 2003

Not so jolly now
Four wisdom teeth, my appendix, three screws holding part of my knee together and part of my L5-S1 disc.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Oh yeah I had all four wisdom teeth and a couple of benign polyps removed

Oh yeah all my wisdom teeth and most of my baby teeth were pulled. I loved nitrous as a kid and would insist upon going to the dentist every time I got a loose tooth. I guess I’ve also had a number of haircuts.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



4 Wisdom Teeth, Appendix, a mole on the taint, dignity.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
a chunk of my brain lol

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug
Four wisdom teeth, my appendix, a few skin tags, a sebaceous cyst, and every shred of my dignity.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Cubone posted:

a chunk of my brain lol

Really? Which part? Did you notice a difference afterwards? Was it like the person you used to be died and a mentally handicapped stranger took over? I’m a candidate for ablation therapy for my epilepsy and I haven’t had it done cause I’m worried about becoming a P-zombie.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

loads and loads of jizz by many beautiful women over the years

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I guess I’ve also had a number of haircuts.

You’re a fool for this one

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


four wisdom teeth and adenoids here. if anyone needs a tonsil i still have two, you can have one.

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
A whole gang of necrotic muscle from both legs, about a year ago

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014
Large intestine

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The Hambulance posted:

Four wisdom teeth, my appendix, a few skin tags, a sebaceous cyst, and every shred of my dignity.

My brother.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Lots of poo and hair, many different liquids. Nothing I can't replace.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

loads and loads of jizz by many beautiful women over the years

sigher posted:

My brother.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Two wisdom teeth, my appendix (after spreading me wide open they realized I actually did not have appendicitis but they took it out anyways), and a big old chunk of bone in the ball of my left shoulder

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

sigher posted:

My brother.

I read this in Raul Julia's Gomez Addams voice

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Nothing, my body is a temple and I worship at its altar

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Chuds McGreedy posted:

A whole gang of necrotic muscle from both legs, about a year ago

How the gently caress does that happen?!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Shadow0 posted:

My posting limiters. :ssj:

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Bad Purchase posted:

but at least you have a wife now

what did you make with the hip fragment?

a golem

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Really? Which part? Did you notice a difference afterwards? Was it like the person you used to be died and a mentally handicapped stranger took over? I’m a candidate for ablation therapy for my epilepsy and I haven’t had it done cause I’m worried about becoming a P-zombie.
idk sorry I was a baby

when I found out about it later, for sure I was like "oh that might explain some things"
but I don't really have any way of knowing if it would actually explain those things or if it's just the unrelated weirdness of being human

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Don't worry about becoming a p zombie, worry about becoming a poo zombie

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

A cyst from my neck when I was about two years old, and an ingrown toenail when I was 13.

Otherwise, all original parts.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Cubone posted:

idk sorry I was a baby

when I found out about it later, for sure I was like "oh that might explain some things"
but I don't really have any way of knowing if it would actually explain those things or if it's just the unrelated weirdness of being human

Lame I pm’d ya for nothing :(

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Your posting power was too great, they had to handicap you just to give the rest of us a chance

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Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
Wisdom teeth, ingrown toenails, tonsils and adenoids

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