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To add, there are some things that probably should've been taken out, notably my extra four tiny nipples (not joking, I have two sets of tiny nipples below my normal pair)
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this thing and the return of this thing (soon) 
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DemonDarkhorse posted:this thing poo poo, I’m praying for you. I mean, I’m a total loving atheist but it should still count. My brother’s best friend had several giant tumors in his brain that kept growing back, ones that looked just like that. Eventually they stopped growing back and we lost touch so I have to assume he’s cured now. Edit: nice eyeballs by the way, well proportioned, sexy
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Spleen, left adrenal gland plus bonus tumor, wisdom teeth, extra tooth growing out of the roof of my mouth, large vascular tumor on my foot that I named Mr. Steinbrenner
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Colonel Cancer posted:How the gently caress does that happen?! Compartment Syndrome in all four limbs. Muscles began swelling in my arms and legs, against a membrane of connective tissue we’ve all got called fascia. Some of the leg muscles got choked out, died and turned black and had to be cut out. Arms made it ok though! I had multiple fasciotomies, giant incisions on my arms and legs to relieve the pressure. Basically, I started Hulking out, then they had to flay me to save my life. It’s been a funny year!
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Wisdom teeth and my sacral chakra
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The jizz, from my balls, by your mom, op
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My balls when I got married, am I right fellas? Also some kind of mineral growth in my bladder when I was little.
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according to alexa, about 9 "2 liter" bottles of my vital essence since about the age of 12, give or take a couple big gulps
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Just under 1kg worth of flesh when I had a breast reduction. They were big but they sucked to haul around. RIP.
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Four wisdom teeth while deployed in the middle of the ocean on a ship. For no other reason than, 'lets just go ahead and pull them out'. I had no pain previously, but they seemed affronted I still had them. They grew in straight. Ship was rocking, but they pulled all four in about 15 minutes ... BECAUSE they grew in straight. I could have 32 teeth right now, motherfucker And then I had a cyst above my eyebrow that I thought was just an infected pimple or something. Until i cut it open with a razor blade, but no pimple goo came out. It got infected-er, because of my dumb rear end and was shutting my eye from the swollenness. Had that removed. And then another cyst on the side of my right eye, that was with civilians, at least. They kept injecting it with the numbing agent. Apparently, being a natural redhead I'm resistant to all sorts of those things. After about four injections, I just lied and said I couldn't feel anything. I felt every single second of like the minute long procedure and just dealt with it. My eyes watered in a natural physiological response. After they got rid of the root, or whatever, I told them I felt every single second. They got mad. But, I was tired of waiting like 5 minutes after every shot. I could feel the cut, and them digging around in there to get the whole thing. They showed it to me in a vial afterwards, I should of asked to keep it :/ There was another time, where I removed a whole lotta blood (out my butt) over about a week or two. Apparently, I had internal bleeding. My blood pressure when I was rushed to the emergency room was something ridiculous like 70/40. They had to give me I think 3? units of blood. If you have black stool for a while, investigate that poo poo! (lol pun intended) blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Jan 20, 2023 |
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Wisdom teeth, a wart or something on my wrist when I was 4, my braces. Doctors wanted to take my big toenail but I was like "nah" and the fungus eventually died and I still have my toenail. Maybe I should have the foot phd and not them?
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My Spirit Otter posted:tried to get the doc to add some arms but he said my dream of being gorro was unachieveable, op Do you have the voice, anyway?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E466gzUT4n4 alternatively : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdCaGkSUALQ man, he rips apart a dude before every match? What a psychopath blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Jan 20, 2023 |
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blight rhino posted:Do you have the voice, anyway?? i only played mortal kombat on sega genesis so i didnt realize he had a sore throat
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The Moon Monster posted:Doctors wanted to take my big toenail but I was like "nah" and the fungus eventually died and I still have my toenail. Maybe I should have the foot phd and not them? Good call. When I had my ingrown toenail removed, it was the big toe on my left foot. Even with two shots of novocaine directly into the toe and a cold spray topical numbing agent, I could still feel the doctor cutting my toenail out 
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I hope everyone itt finds what they have lost. Me? I'm looking for my fingernails. I just clipped them this morning, so they can't be far.
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Eight teeth Appendix Small bit of a lumbar disc that was pressing directly on my spinal cord a couple of inches of each of my vas deferens Small bit of my right meniscus More than 5 gallons of blood (not all at once)
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i still got all my stuff. even my baby teeth.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Didn't realize so many goons were uncircumcised Oh, yeah. Forgot that bit. Was kinda young at the time. Memory is a bit foggy from that age.
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Just had two molars removed today. Currently I don't feel anything but I can assume it's gonna be loving hell in the morning
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A lot of unwise posters itt I truly hope it works out for yuo
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My gallbladder, which was way too small for my body and had so many tiny gallstones that pathology gave up counting them. A 2cm chunk of lumbar disc that was wrapped around my sciatic nerve. Surprisingly no lasting issues from this one, except my rear end goes numb if I sit on the floor too long  I've had quite a few more surgeries but it's all been adding or fixing, rather than removing.
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Genesplicer posted:Oh, yeah. Forgot that bit. Was kinda young at the time. Memory is a bit foggy from that age. I didn't have that removed, I removed it myself with one of those tools for cutting the wrapping on top of wine bottles.
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Bone where my nasal cavity should have formed. They Dremel it out and made me one. Stopped getting constant infections in the sinus. Tonsils 6 wisdom teeth. Upper and lower. The weirdo that did my wisdom teeth asked inappropriate questions to determine if you were under or not. I would have assumed it was a false memory but my twin brother who was also there that day for wisdom tooth removal told me about it before I mentioned it. What a freak... "So, do you watch porn online" There was a nurse there, and she just acted like he always did this. Lol. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jan 20, 2023 |
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TontoCorazon posted:Just had two molars removed today. Currently I don't feel anything but I can assume it's gonna be loving hell in the morning Post the results!
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2 lumps of cells that would have been sad hosed up people And my tonsils
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Wendigee posted:The weirdo that did my wisdom teeth asked inappropriate questions to determine if you were under or not. It wasn't the anesthesia that knocks you out, it was the anesthesia that just makes you OK with everything. He needed to make sure you were indeed OK with everything to see if it's working.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I didn't have that removed, I removed it myself with one of those tools for cutting the wrapping on top of wine bottles. A butter knife?!
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ive placed myself on the organ transplant list to get new organs but i dont actually need them. you'd be surprised how many notaries and doctors are addicted to getting blackmailed anyways im due for a cherry new appendix in march, gonna slap it next to the old one for maximum performance
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Nothing i have one kidney, but i was just born like that. out of all the things you could randomly be born with only one of, kidney is not that bad really
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They had a donor butt that was going to go stale so I got a second butt grafted on (cosmetic only, non functional) but I’m gonna look into making it fart some day with some kind of dual exhaust sort of setup, but I love it, people compliment my second rear end at the beach all the time and my wife kisses all six cheeks every night before we go to bed and hump.   
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Didn't realize so many goons were uncircumcised call it funcircumsized
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Buce posted:i still got all my stuff. even my baby teeth. Same. My doctors and my family keep pleading with me to give them up and let my adult teeth grown in but I see right through that bullshit.
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