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Nuts and Gum posted:Post the results! Maybe its too early to tell but there isn't much pain at all. I don't feel the numbness from the local anesthetics anymore. There's some very minor pain in the gums if I do a closed mouthed smile but I am so loving grateful it's not as bad as I had thought it'd be. Gonna take this day off anyway
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Somebody chopped off my foreskin once like bro wtf. A singular wisdom tooth, a nasty abscess in my buttcheek, both sides of both big toe nails, a tooth, a few pints of plasma+platelets, two lipomas that then became keritinoids and finally a few mls of bone marrow that one time. I have a cyst in my back right now that is annoying the living piss out of me.
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i got 4 wisdom teeth removed but later they added titanium plates and screws to my skull and fixed my jaw so i'd call it even
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just a bunch of teeth and some bone shards from my shoulder
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Mozi posted:just a bunch of teeth and some bone shards from my shoulder should note these were separate surgeries
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Had a painful bone tumor on my knee about a decade ago. Still hurts there sometimes but not like it used to.
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foreskin, warts, wisdom teeth currently working on getting my beard removed w/ lasers
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Oh yeah I forgot about the hairs in getting lasered off: - beard - back - shoulders - crotch After this I'm going to get... every other non-face hair lasered off
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Unironically how did you find the procedure? I'm thinking of it myself.
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a buncha precancerous moles and my wisdom teeth oh and my foreskin but idk if I'd say I had that removed hopefully the continuity of my vas deferens soon
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Colonel Cancer posted:Unironically how did you find the procedure? I'm thinking of it myself. Tldr: Honestly, it's not as bad as I thought. You feel pinpricks of the laser when the tech shoots you. On my first few sessions in the body, I barely felt anything, but as the tech cranks up the power it does start to get a bit painful, but it's not long lasting, just the prick at one second then it's fine. At least my tech asks me if the current potency feels okay when she starts a new region. There's also a bit of burnt hair smell, which is tolerable I guess. I have to say the smell started only on the last session. I presume the laser setting is quite high now. The beard hurts a lot more, since my first session, but the face is a lot more sensitive. But again, if it feels too painful I can just tell my tech and she powers down the laser. Also part of the procedure is that she slathers me with this gel, to cool off my skin just before she blasts it, and she also gives me a post procedure skin gel for my face, just in case my skin still feels hot. Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Jan 20, 2023 |
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Mostly this
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:1000 lbs of dandruff I get you. How is there so much of it, it's like twenty percent of my caloric intake goes to creating hosed up scalp skin that is ejected nigh-immediately. SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Didn't realize so many goons were uncircumcised Ah poo poo you got me. It's been a while since the deed was done ya know LuckyCat posted:Mostly this Wut dat
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Play posted:I get you. How is there so much of it, it's like twenty percent of my caloric intake goes to creating hosed up scalp skin that is ejected nigh-immediately. Come on Luann!!
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A six and a half centimeter-long mucocele that was growing on my appendix. The surgeon declined my request to return the thing to me in a jar of formaldehyde.
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Jan 20, 2023 22:11
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Your mom, from my dick
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Play posted:Wut dat It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?
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Voluntary: Two wisdom teeth, a molar from a failed root canal, foreskin and the sides of my big toenails. Donated blood numerous times. Involuntary: Small part of my right ear and several bits of broken glass. Considerable amount of blood (been a barman and a cook, glasses and bottles break - knives slip, especially not properly sharpened).
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I'm pretty sure I don't have any of my original blood.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:poo poo, I’m praying for you. I mean, I’m a total loving atheist but it should still count. My brother’s best friend had several giant tumors in his brain that kept growing back, ones that looked just like that. Eventually they stopped growing back and we lost touch so I have to assume he’s cured now. thanks, its non cancerous thankfully and blasting it with gamma rays in March should kill it. or turn me into she-hulk. fingers crossed.
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Two living children and one undifferentiated lump of cells that refused to make its own timely exit All the bone marrow in my left femur, which was replaced with a titanium rod and some screws A mole that turned out not to be cancerous
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3 centimeters of my colon.
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Tonsils, adenoids, a couple moles, about 3/4" of my right clavicle, polyps, wisdom teeth, ingrown toenail, foreskin, and sections of my vas deferens.
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I’ll only mention the two most painful removals Acute - electrical leads on the heart, through a chest incision- think grabbing wires, yank, wrap around hand, yank again Lasting - full blown taint removal and replacement (they steal a good part of your mouth tissue)
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I got a gland in my noggin that keeps making little rocks. I pluck 'em out and leave them on my work enemies desks. Also my second butthole. That was more 'closed than removed though. Lol if I was born like 100 years earlier that would've killed me before I was a year old.
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You lost so much potential as a poster that day why even live past it
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'Tis better to have posted with only one butthole than to never have posted at all.
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circumcision is extremely hosed up. any surgeon complicit should be sent straight to prison
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I'm foreverially circumcised and loving it.
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"Things you had removed end up removing you." ~ Tyler Durdekl, Squirt Club
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IF this is your first night at SQUIRT CLUB, you have to squirt.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Unironically how did you find the procedure? I'm thinking of it myself. Around the lips/nose really sucks. The rest isn't fun, but it's not that bad and it's over really fast, and afterwards it feels like a mild sunburn for a bit and that's it ime. It'll probably be worse than described if your skin has pigment, but mine is transparent. And with laser you have to keep coming back every few weeks to do it again and again, maybe 8-12 sessions for hormonal hair like the face, but less for body hair in general I've heard. I'm 3 sessions in and I still have facial hair, but it's a much easier shave, the roots aren't huge and dark and you really can't see them through the skin like before which is already a big W for me. Here's a really informative thread you should read if you're considering it https://fxtwitter.com/MakeupForWOC/status/1505373640321380354
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Didn't read the thread, but has anyone said foreskin yet?
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The lungs i was born with are ghost lungs now Same with the lungs they replaced those ones with (ghost lung curse did em in) Third set havent decided to crawl out of my chest cavity....yet I also had one of those throat things like Michael douglas from eating too much pussy  that one felt weird getting cut out
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