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Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
I've had my wisdom teeth removed, but that's it. I am hoping to get my balls removed at some point in the future, though.

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Natty Ninefingers
Feb 17, 2011
Epithelioma of Malherbe. On my foot.
Doc seemed to think it was really cool.

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
oh wait I did have some stones one of my salivary glands made removed

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

That seems ungrateful

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

SilvergunSuperman posted:

That seems ungrateful

well they were trying to kill me with infections

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Turpitude posted:

I also had one of those throat things like Michael douglas from eating too much pussy :coal: that one felt weird getting cut out



Do you still eat pussy?

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

Love love love

be an organ donor
Soiled Meat

N. Senada posted:

Do you still eat pussy?

of course, i work at the clit sucking factory after all

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Three wisdom teeth, all on the same side (I had an extra growing under another one).

Polyps in my sinuses.

Also my faith in humanity.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
a lymph node

to make up for it they gave me a sweet implanted plug to put neat fluids in but later they said I "didn't need it anymore" and took it out too!!!! :mad:

never trusting a dr again

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
One of my quads.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015





This lump on my arm

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Don't post you're balls

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Wisdom teeth, tonsils, gall bladder. I wish I had gotten rid of the gall bladder 5 years earlier than I did.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Do butt plugs count?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Only if you need surgical assistance to remove it imo

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Foreskin (when I was old enough to make the decision myself).

On the opposite side of things, I was born without muscle in my left eyelid (like Forest Whitaker), so doctors tied it internally to my eyebrow using a ligament from the leg of a cadaver.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Turpitude posted:


I also had one of those throat things like Michael douglas from eating too much pussy :coal: that one felt weird getting cut out

What 'throat thing'?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Wisdom teeth.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What 'throat thing'?

lol

*looking up from my newspaper, knowing i am an avid and voracious eater of pussy* what "throat thing"?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Foreskin (when I was old enough to make the decision myself).

On the opposite side of things, I was born without muscle in my left eyelid (like Forest Whitaker), so doctors tied it internally to my eyebrow using a ligament from the leg of a cadaver.

That sounds cool, more harvesting from cadavers imo

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol

*looking up from my newspaper, knowing i am an avid and voracious eater of pussy* what "throat thing"?

I love it too, but haven't experienced this. :shrug:

This is very important information. Can.... Can you love it too much?

Edit: oh, from HPV, leading to cancer. Ok, we're good.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Jan 27, 2023

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i dunno if thius is what happened to michael douglas but i think you can get hpv from it and get mouth cancer or whatever.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol

*looking up from the pussy I’m currently eating* what "throat thing"?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i dunno if thius is what happened to michael douglas but i think you can get hpv from it and get mouth cancer or whatever.

Also from giving oral sex to a penis shedding hpv

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hence why Michael Douglas vehemently insisted it was from eating pussy after making the movie where he stuffed Matt Damon

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Chrs posted:





This lump on my arm

nice arm lump

mitztronic
Jun 17, 2005

mixcloud.com/mitztronic
I had an anconeus epitrochlearis muscle removed in my right elbow. It was traumatically injured and caused cubital tunnel syndrome.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I've lost some teeth and some blood and an appendix, but a few years ago they implanted a mesh in my body to stop my guts from trying to escape through my nuts so I think in a way I have more things now?

OxMan
May 13, 2006

COME SEE
GRAVE DIGGER
LIVE AT MONSTER TRUCK JAM 2KXX



All you tooth list people can stop, i win.

All of my teeth. Appendix, tonsils, but had a hernia mesh ADDED so i got a lil something back

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

N. Senada posted:

I’m missing tonsils, a birthmark, a piece of my kidney, part of my ballsack tube, and a toe

my wisdom teeth. The oral surgeon climb up on my chest to break a piece of jaw off. It was a wild time

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Mad Hamish posted:

I've lost some teeth and some blood and an appendix, but a few years ago they implanted a mesh in my body to stop my guts from trying to escape through my nuts so I think in a way I have more things now?

You may be owed up to $250,000!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Hence why Michael Douglas vehemently insisted it was from eating pussy after making the movie where he stuffed Matt Damon

Matt Damon’s penis:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

You may be owed up to $250,000!

Daytime TV commercials

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Matt Damon’s penis:

it looks sad

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
my tits

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Chrs posted:





This lump on my arm
Please for god sakes go to the doctor.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

i need to do this

how much was it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

yeah, your tits look sad

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I had part of my dick removed but it's still too big

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I had part of my dick removed but it's still too big

was it the head?

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