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Got my tits removed. Best money I've ever spent, because that was almost four years ago and I still love looking at and feeling my chest every day.
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Half of my pancreas and all of my spleen.
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RumbleFish posted:Got my tits removed. Best money I've ever spent, because that was almost four years ago and I still love looking at and feeling my chest every day. how much did it cosf
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Some structure in my sinuses to make the gunk flow better, alongside some polyps that had set up shop there. All four wisdom teeth, because they were fucky. A couple highly suspicious moles that turned out normal. Turpitude posted:The lungs i was born with are ghost lungs now Elukka fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jan 28, 2023 |
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Icochet posted:1998 Toyota Corolla, red Same, buddy! 
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Gallbladder- it was abnormally large and had a whole bunch of gallstones in it. It wasn't like, causing any problems at all but my doctor warned me it 100% would at age 40 when it'd be way riskier to remove, and I believed him based on the research. The coolest part about it were the internal camera scans they showed where they outlined my scrotum in bright blue marker, not something I knew I wanted to see from the inside
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The surgeon was so utterly excited about my gallbladder too he kept saying it was the biggest one he'd ever seen and joking about putting it in a pickle jar, I like to believe he actually has done so a la Rasputin
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Hey OP no tonsil buddy, I also have removed my tonsils. Also appendix. Those had to get removed but I'm working on further removing superfluous organs and saving space where i have 2 of the same thing. So one kidney will be next, I'm trying to keep myself on a minimalist lifestyle. I'm not much of a learned guy with regards to what organs there are but I'm sure there's another one after removing a kidney. I'm trying to keep my body at a minimalist red line, don't need to tire myself out fueling double organs. yeaaaaah edit: wisdom teeth too
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Give me that loving kidney
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Breasts (cancer), tonsils, adenoids, uterus, fallopian tubes,ovaries, cervix, lymph nodes, wisdom teeth.
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fully delitized and I'm just okay with it
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Nutella posted:Breasts (cancer), tonsils, adenoids, uterus, fallopian tubes,ovaries, cervix, lymph nodes, wisdom teeth. 
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Had my left testicle removed when I was 17 (testicular torsion, do not recommend). It's in a jar on my desk. Took the jar to school for AP biology class.
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Nutella posted:Breasts (cancer), tonsils, adenoids, uterus, fallopian tubes,ovaries, cervix, lymph nodes, wisdom teeth. jesus, how much of you is left?
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a whole bag of korean bbq kettle chips and a six pack of golden monkey last night. what the gently caress was i thinking.
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flubber nuts posted:a whole bag of korean bbq kettle chips and a six pack of golden monkey last night. what the gently caress was i thinking. not what you ate, dummy. What was removed from you that was supposed to stay
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:not what you ate, dummy. What was removed from you i barfed it up 
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flubber nuts posted:i barfed it up gross
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Elukka posted:Dude! I read your lung thread years ago before long term ECMO was mainstream and I hadn't seen you around for years until recently I saw you probed for bad posting in the leper's colony and had a moment of happiness that you were still around. haha glad you enjoyed my thread. yeah, I was into long term ecmo before it went mainstream. then all the boomers got really into ecmo during the pandemic. they are poseurs though edit: flubber nuts posted:i barfed it up I'm sorry for your loss
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I had my wisdom teeth out - all four in the same day. Had a mole removed for testing - it was benign. Had my gallbladder removed shortly before it exploded from massive stones, apparently. Had a weird remnant of my foreskin removed (I was circumcised as an infant), a minor surgery which remains the single most painful thing I have ever experienced (and my scale is pretty high, having also had multiple skull fractures). Edit: I had a nipple ring get torn out, but I'm not sure that counts the same way.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I had my wisdom teeth out - all four in the same day. your burying the lede here. What was that about multiple skull fractures?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:your burying the lede here. What was that about multiple skull fractures? Some dude almost killed me in 2007. He suckerpunched me in just the right way to put me out instantly and just topple over and bounce my head off the asphalt. Apparently they took me by helicopter to the nearest major medical facility because they thought I was dying, but I was comatose and have no memory of that. Got released after a few weeks and I don't seem to suffer too much in the way of ill effects from it.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Some dude almost killed me in 2007. He suckerpunched me in just the right way to put me out instantly and just topple over and bounce my head off the asphalt. Apparently they took me by helicopter to the nearest major medical facility because they thought I was dying, but I was comatose and have no memory of that. Got released after a few weeks and I don't seem to suffer too much in the way of ill effects from it. glad you didn't die you weirdo for real that sounds horrifying and I am glad you didn't die
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:glad you didn't die you weirdo Thanks.  I've had a strange life.
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Had some tissue, adenoids and tonsils removed at age 6, apparently when I snored it would wake my parents up from two rooms over. Learned it's called uvulopalatopharyngoplasty, I didn't care I got cherry popsicles and those hospital socks with the tread on the bottom and got to miss some school. Oh and not die from sleep apnea complications, that was good too. Had reconstructive jaw surgery when I was 18, shaved off a good chunk of my overdeveloped and crooked lower jaw, and took some bone from my hip to extend my underdeveloped upper jaw, fixing a bad underbite and crossbite. Took two wisdom teeth out that time too. That poo poo hurt for weeks, but it ended up being worth it. Wished I had saved the pictures during recovery, I looked like Jay Leno if someone had hit him in the face with a sledgehammer and the resulting swelling Then it took me another 20 years before I got the last two wisdoms out because they didn't get in the way until a year ago when I started having bad jaw aches. I got to look at them, they were so drat large.
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i removed a dump from my rear end today
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Chinatown posted:i removed a dump from my rear end today do you do the "catch" or "pull" method
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Chinatown posted:i removed a dump from my rear end today good for you man, I know old men have trouble with that
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CJacobs posted:Gallbladder- it was abnormally large and had a whole bunch of gallstones in it. It wasn't like, causing any problems at all but my doctor warned me it 100% would at age 40 when it'd be way riskier to remove, and I believed him based on the research. The coolest part about it were the internal camera scans they showed where they outlined my scrotum in bright blue marker, not something I knew I wanted to see from the inside So to answer the op's question, kidney stones. One I peed out, the next batch had to be lazered.
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Slugworth posted:When I suspected I had kidney stones, I x-rayed myself at work to see if I could see any. A coworker overheard what I was doing, and came bounding around the corner excitedly asking if my dick showed up on the x-ray. I did not let her see my dick x-ray. I peed one out too, would not wish that on my worst enemy
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I peed one out too, would not wish that on my worst enemy
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Thanks. Wait but why did he suckerpunch you though?
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To answer the OP, "any semblance of happiness or pride I had for the majority of my masculine self."
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One Nut Wonder posted:Had my left testicle removed when I was 17 (testicular torsion, do not recommend). It's in a jar on my desk. Took the jar to school for AP biology class. How has no one said username/post combo
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Got released after a few weeks and I don't seem to suffer too much in the way of ill effects from it. Yeah but you are a mod though? Seriously I am glad they were able to get you to the hospital quickly and get you the help you needed.
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im sorry but in '98 i gave my arm away I gave the thing away come who will, come who may
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:do you do the "catch" or "pull" method shant divulge my technique it cannot be taught. only learned.
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Toxic Mental posted:Wait but why did he suckerpunch you though? My girlfriend at the time was, shall we say, feisty. Zil posted:Yeah but you are a mod though? I don't think becoming a mod is related to my history of head injuries, but who who can really say?
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