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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
This is an accepted fact and a kinda unspoken thing, right?

Its not ageing, they are actually just hosed up. From lead or other some poo poo

Wee fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jan 20, 2023

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Just lol if you aren't filled with mircoplastics

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Saalkin posted:

Just lol if you aren't filled with mircoplastics

We know the brutal and empathic damage on the brain a lot more for lead, right now. Than Micropeniss

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

This is unsettling

Vakal
May 11, 2008
I don't see the problem. Lead in your blood just makes you more resistance to radiation fallout.

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Doesn’t this apply to you Greg?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Father isn't impressed with my mathcore band, must be poison in his brain

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Piss Creep posted:

This is an accepted fact and a kinda unspoken thing, right?

Its not ageing, they are actually just hosed up. From lead or other some poo poo


You're just mad because you can't use your dick like a pencil

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

You're just mad because you can't use your dick like a pencil

r.i.p. Big L

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Saalkin posted:

Just lol if you aren't filled with mircoplastics

Fortunately all the micro plastics in my blood absorb all the lead in my blood to keep me safe from lead poisoning and the lead stabilizes the plastics so they are not able to leech into my system. It’s called chemical symbiosis.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Fortunately all the micro plastics in my blood absorb all the lead in my blood to keep me safe from lead poisoning and the lead stabilizes the plastics so they are not able to leech into my system. It’s called chemical symbiosis.

In sciences this is represented by the halflife logo

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

yeah pretty much

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

In about 10-15 years we're going to find out almost born before 1980 has some degree of lead poisoning caused brain damage and we're all just gonna say "Yeah that explains a lot, actually".

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

I'm convinced there is too much lead in the drinking water in the US. I mean your infrastructure is is barely hanging on by a thread, I doubt city works is replacing piping in a timely manner. Would explain a lot.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

A Fancy Hat posted:

In about 10-15 years we're going to find out almost born before 1980 has some degree of lead poisoning caused brain damage and we're all just gonna say "Yeah that explains a lot, actually".

Also anyone alive between 1983 to 1996 has a terminal case of Hulkamania syndrome.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Lead's dead, baby.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
My blood has only trace amounts. I'm good.





























You have to explain my weirdness some other way...

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


My doctor told me I have unique cellular metabolism and that ingesting lead is actually good for me. It makes my brain stronger believe it or not. I will post the lab results if you do not believe me. I'm basically the x-man!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Vakal posted:

Also anyone alive between 1983 to 1996 has a terminal case of Hulkamania syndrome.

Hell I'm not even a real American and I contracted it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

A Fancy Hat posted:

In about 10-15 years we're going to find out almost born before 1980 has some degree of lead poisoning caused brain damage and we're all just gonna say "Yeah that explains a lot, actually".

I’m from the future and I have some bad news for you about the next 10-15 years

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
covid poisoning's gonna be worse lol

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I only go for the high end heavy metal poisonings, like arsenic and mercury.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Is it really those of us that are as young as 50 that are affected I thought this was more of a Boomer thing

Oh well

I mean if we didn't eat the paint and we weren't old enough to drive is it just it was in the air?

And lol my grammar
That's using voice to text due to laziness not lead brain damage :haw:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lead used to be used as an artificial sweetener in diet coke

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Saalkin posted:

Just lol if you aren't filled with mircoplastics
microplastics just make you gay, nbd

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



ikanreed posted:

I only go for the high end heavy metal poisonings, like arsenic and mercury.

I have black metal poisoning. :black101:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
We need to add more lead in our drinking water.

And everything else.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Spinz posted:

Is it really those of us that are as young as 50...

Flattery will get you everywhere

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i'm all for taking 5g straight to my balls

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I have my smartphone positioned precisely on top of the sack for better 5g penetration

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Colonel Cancer posted:

I have my smartphone positioned precisely on top of the sack for better 5g penetration

Pffft, all the cool people have their scrotes surgically modified with a cellphone pocket.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I have a second smartphone that I only use as a suppository for a fuller exposure.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Spinz posted:

Is it really those of us that are as young as 50 that are affected I thought this was more of a Boomer thing

Oh well

I mean if we didn't eat the paint and we weren't old enough to drive is it just it was in the air?

the main exposure was through car exhaust. the US phased out leaded gasoline from the mid 80s through mid 90s

anyone alive in the 80s and living anywhere near roads was exposed, and the longer you were alive before then the more you accumulated

these days to get that kind of exposure you have to spend a lot of time at gun ranges

e: also, living near roads wasn’t the only way leaded gas got you, produce grown near highways also accumulated lead and got into the food supply. this continued to be a danger with imported food long after the US banned it. for example, tea from china sometimes had lead levels high enough that a cup per day would exceed safety thresholds.

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jan 21, 2023

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Unfortunatly the idea probably doesn't hold much water. There is a correlation between violence and use of leaded fuels in the US but the same correlation never existed in other countries despite the existed of leaded fuels there too. Still good we don't use lead in everything anymore but boomers being boomers isn't lead related.

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

"I did a perfect print job, grown men were coming up to me and saying with tears in their eyes, 'Sir, it was a perfect print job.' What they're trying to do to your favorite printer (ME!) is a disgrace."
Lead exposure makes your IQ drop and makes you more prone to violent outbursts

Microplastics and forever chemicals make you infertile

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what are you gonna do. I guess that's the price of a modern society with infinite VR porn and not dying from cavities or sabertooth tigers

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
Back in the day people burned their garbage every week. When my dad had free time as a kid he would play in the trash out the back of an asbestos factory and when he left school he got a job as an auto painter and worked with lead paints and all those now banned solvents like carbon tet, at the age of 67 he looks and acts like he is 96.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
we don't let kids play with benzene in science class any more and it's a real shame how will they learn about benzene

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Vakal posted:

Also anyone alive between 1983 to 1996 has a terminal case of Hulkamania syndrome.

Brother, I also had a case of the Macho Mania as well

Vakal
May 11, 2008

MrQwerty posted:

Brother, I also had a case of the Macho Mania as well

Some anti-biotic cream usually clears that up.

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FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Bad Purchase posted:

the main exposure was through car exhaust. the US phased out leaded gasoline from the mid 80s through mid 90s

anyone alive in the 80s and living anywhere near roads was exposed, and the longer you were alive before then the more you accumulated

these days to get that kind of exposure you have to spend a lot of time at gun ranges

e: also, living near roads wasn’t the only way leaded gas got you, produce grown near highways also accumulated lead and got into the food supply. this continued to be a danger with imported food long after the US banned it. for example, tea from china sometimes had lead levels high enough that a cup per day would exceed safety thresholds.

NASCAR didn't stop using leaded gas until 2007, after they switched to unleaded kids who went to schools near racetracks starting getting better average test results

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