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Vote. Try to justify why actually your circumcision status, mutiliated or normal, is actually good. Methanar fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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Methanar posted:Try to justify why actually your circumcision status, mutiliated or normal, is actually good. are you trying to make the worst thread in the world?
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:01 |
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Goku option. Voted 1.
Katamari Democracy fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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What did the bartender say to the circumcised guy who had too many drinks? You're cut off.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:02 |
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all day i dream about goon dicks
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:04 |
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Hell yeah I'm circus sized it's like an elephant down there thanks for noticing
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:05 |
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Cubone posted:are you trying to make the worst thread in the world? My parents cut off my tip which is why when I dine out I never have one to leave hahahaha
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:06 |
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Females can also be circumcised OP
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:09 |
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I'm getting a second one tomorrow op
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:10 |
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My FiL was all weirded out when I showed him the 200 foreskins I brought with when asking permission to marry his daughter. Some people just don't appreciate old fashioned things
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:12 |
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do you have strong opinions about circumcision op?
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:18 |
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no heathen dog dicks here
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:19 |
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Is this a serious thread I can give a serious answer to or would I just be wasting my time?
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:21 |
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Valko posted:Is this a serious thread I can give a serious answer to or would I just be wasting my time? Yes
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:22 |
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slurm posted:Yes Okay.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:24 |
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"Circumcision pole" would have at least been an attempt at humor.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:26 |
I’m somehow baffled and completely unsurprised that you made this thread, Methanar. Lmfao.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:27 |
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Animal-Mother posted:What did the bartender say to the uncircumcised guy who had too many drinks?
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:28 |
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madmatt112 posted:I’m somehow baffled and completely unsurprised that you made this thread, Methanar. Lmfao. I assume that this thread is fishing for our personal details in order to use them for impersonation fraud. Next the OP will start a thread asking about our dates of birth, mother’s maiden name and what our first pet was called.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:35 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:No Goku option. Voted 1.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:37 |
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i got skin for miles
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:40 |
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ban this sick filth for not doing a checkbox poll
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:41 |
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Katamari Democracy posted:No Goku option. Voted 1.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:50 |
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Yup, thought so.Methanar posted:circumcision is extremely hosed up. any surgeon complicit should be sent straight to prison Anyway, screw you OP. You crazy. At around age 10 or so I went to use the bathroom. After that I ran down the stairs screaming in shock because there was blood in my urine. My dad was surprisingly calm about the whole thing, like "Ah, it's time.." Turns out I had inherited phimosis from him. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/phimosis/ quote:Check if you or your child has a tight foreskin So he took me to the GP who organised an appointment with a Urologist who recommended circumcision. Wasn't so bad, was under anaesthesia, got a week off school and 3 warm baths a day. Years later I was watching a documentary about a tribe in Africa - A father was about to supervise his own sons circumcision. AFAIK there was nothing wrong with the boys penis but then it hit me. In many places in Africa children have one of their lower front teeth removed so they can be fed when they inevitably catch tetanus - which causes lockjaw. I think the whole culture of male circumcision arised from the same reasoning - better safe than sorry. Hard to treat things like a UTI in the African bush. I'll agree with you on female circumcision. It's barbaric, mysogynistic mutilation and needs to be stamped out.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:50 |
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OP is making me strongly consider cutting off my foreskin and possibly everything else too
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:53 |
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I like a good variety of dicks, I am a dick connoisseur
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:55 |
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Not nearly enough options in your poll, OP.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:55 |
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I’m being circumcised right now. Right this very second.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:55 |
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Is there actually anyone besides weird nutters (i.e. church goers) who support circumcision anymore? It's a barbaric, loving weird and creepy practice. It's a wonder the priests pulled this over on people for centuries. Yeah, come on in and show me your babies dick. I'm probably going to put my mouth on it. Nothing weird about that at all.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:55 |
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I would say don't circumcise unless it's medically necessary. I'm glad my mom decided she didn't need my bits chopped a bit
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 02:58 |
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whatever happened to circ dick soleil
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:02 |
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Valko posted:Yup, thought so.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:18 |
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i like my foreskin because it protects my penis from prickly bushes and whatnot in the event i'm running through the woods naked
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:19 |
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I learned on school that Magellan had the first circumcision
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:21 |
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Do you know how many threads I can't post in now is that Azamoth guy gone yet?
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:21 |
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That the world is round is just one of Magellan's lies
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:25 |
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Jelly posted:Is there actually anyone besides weird nutters (i.e. church goers) who support circumcision anymore? The vast majority of Americans still support it. So yeah, as you said.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:29 |
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You want a completely serious answer? Then no, yes, and no. No for about three hours, yes for seventeen years, then no again for twenty-three years. Once upon a time, in the days of Web 1.0, I ran a foreskin restoration website with a poll on it and the leading reason for neonatal circumcision was because daddy wanted baby to look like him. That wasn’t mine -- daddy was barely in the picture at my birth. It was because circumcision was the default option and mommy gave it no thought whatsoever. Responders saying it was a medical necessity were effectively zero. A lot of men went into restoration to improve sensitivity or to relieve meatal stenosis (narrow urethra, Bobby) and, yes, it does do both of those, but they’re not very strong motivators and most men were unwilling to put in the work. It was those that saw it as a body integrity issue that were the likeliest to meet success. Neonatal circumcision is great if it works out you prefer to be circumcised when you grow up or are at least are ambivalent to it. It’s really not great otherwise. I’m not and never have been at all interested in proselytizing -- there are innumerable “inactivist” website happy to do that, all of them varying degrees of insufferable. When I used to help other men, it was because they’d already decided that they were unhappy being circumcised and only needed instruction, not convincing.
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:30 |
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This seems like a great idea for a thread
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# ? Jan 21, 2023 03:33 |
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everybody post your paystubs and foreskin
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