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Are you circumcised
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Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
everyone with strong opinions about circumcision is utterly psychotic

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anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

Getting circumcised in my 30's and being a chronic stomach sleeper wasn't super fun.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Organizing a circumcision group buy PM me if you want in I got a guy that will give us 1% off per person so if we can get 100 that’ll mean we can all get our dicks chopped up for free

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

quote:


Cabrera was deported from the United States in 2001 after a string of indecency charges, including exposing himself to underage girls.


Seems like a cool guy.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

is wolverine from the comics cut or did it grow back because of his healing or what. someone tell me im sure they covered it in an issue somewhere

anyway, uncut gang here

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's why he has knife hands duh

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
You will never know my dick secrets op. And even if you did you'd probably use them to make your life worse somehow

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP I woop yo rear end

Kyro
Aug 1, 2021

I sang Bye Bye Bye
and all I got was this
STUPID AVATAR

I am circumcised, but it's quite a weird practice with no medical benefits unless you suffer from chronic smegma dick. It could even be said to be detrimental; any woman that's had a dry circumcised dick shoved into them can attest I would bet

slurm
Jul 28, 2022

by Hand Knit

Kyro posted:

I am circumcised, but it's quite a weird practice with no medical benefits unless you suffer from chronic smegma dick. It could even be said to be detrimental; any woman that's had a dry circumcised dick shoved into them can attest I would bet

Can we get one of the perennial horny posters to weigh in on this, where's spinz

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
G_d liking your pebis is a great medical benefit tho smiting ain't good for you're health

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I've got a "poll" you can "circumcize" right here, op.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Kyro posted:

unless you suffer from chronic smegma dick

I feel quite emasculated by the fact that I don't really produce "guerilla cheese" even though I am protected

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This is where I make centipedes.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

This is where I make centipedes.

millipedes :smug:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Colonel Cancer posted:

G_d liking your pebis is a great medical benefit tho smiting ain't good for you're health

My neighbor didn’t circumcise his kid and the whole family was possessed by dybbuks.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Nigmaetcetera posted:

My neighbor didn’t circumcise his kid and the whole family was possessed by dybbuks.

See, folks, see?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

slurm posted:

Can we get one of the perennial horny posters to weigh in on this, where's spinz

Stop trying to get her banned

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I need to brush up on my Silent Hill lore.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
What if a centipede was in the foreskin tho

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Centipedes?! In my foreskin?!

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Treecko posted:

I need to brush up on my Silent Hill lore.

This vid is about 27mins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7-HrspiKfY&t=9s

slurm
Jul 28, 2022

by Hand Knit

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Centipedes?! In my foreskin?!

Circumcentipesion

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

Colonel Cancer posted:

G_d liking your pebis is a great medical benefit tho smiting ain't good for you're health

If you're Christian, you're automatically circumcised in Christ. Choosing circumcision (or choosing it for your baptised child) means you're willingly rejecting Jesus, guilty of the sin of pride, and cannot enter heaven.

No word on whether foreskin restoration surgery can spare you from being sent to hell-- they didn't have that back in saint Peter's day.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


rain dogs posted:

is wolverine from the comics cut or did it grow back because of his healing or what. someone tell me im sure they covered it in an issue somewhere

anyway, uncut gang here

Depends, mutant powers don't kick in until puberty. So if he was circumcised before then it wouldn't grow back.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

fairly sure St Peter was circumcised
he was a jew

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Mr Fantastic can not only stretch his foreskin to ensnare opponents but it's prehensile too. He can't actually do anything about his penis tho, just the foreskin.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

syntaxfunction posted:

Mr Fantastic can not only stretch his foreskin to ensnare opponents but it's prehensile too. He can't actually do anything about his penis tho, just the foreskin.

I think this is actually marvel cannon

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I think penises are pretty cool hooded or not

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
But I also liked Silent Hill 4.

I may have bad opinions

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

But I also liked Silent Hill 4.

I may have bad opinions

lol, deep cut there

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I don't know how to factor this into my life as a non penis haver

I guess Silent Hill 4 is OK to like because it wasn't cut off me? And I empathize with those who had SH4 trust upon them.

I like the music

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

I don't know how to factor this into my life as a non penis haver

I guess Silent Hill 4 is OK to like because it wasn't cut off me? And I empathize with those who had SH4 trust upon them.

I like the music

wasn't it silent hill as a series not just number 4

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Just 4 iirc cuz the Kurt Cobain villain was mad his apartment circumcised him

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Should I circumcise my pets?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

flubber nuts posted:

Should I circumcise my pets?

Are they Jewish?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

madmatt112 posted:

Are they Jewish?

It’s only ok if you own a pet mouse named Feivel.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
men w/ foreskin are superior spies b/c you can hide a micro SD card or w/e under :hehe:

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
or even normal SD card if you have a big floopy floppy one

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