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Are you circumcised
	yes
	no
	I am female
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crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
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Hello, dear

once i saw a guy in a gym shower and his just went on and on and on like a parsnip

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:38

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# ? May 13, 2024 08:45

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Do foreskins get checked during full cavity searches

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:38

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

crispix posted:

men w/ foreskin are superior spies b/c you can hide a micro SD card or w/e under

i can hide 64 gb of dual channel ddr 5 up my rear end, why would i need a microsd

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:39

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
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Hello, dear

i believe that invalidates the warranty, sir or madam

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:40

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

It�s only ok if you own a pet mouse named Feivel.

lol

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:41

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I ran a Linux server from my rectum.
loving amateurs!

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:47

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

i can hide 64 gb of dual channel ddr 5 up my rear end, why would i need a microsd

You fool, DDR5 is temporary write data, you can't store anything on it! You absolute buffoon!

An m.2 SSD tho, absolutely shove that up in there.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:47

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

crispix posted:

men w/ foreskin are superior spies b/c you can hide a micro SD card or w/e under

You might be joking but I once heard of a guy who smuggled marijuana seeds out of amsterdam in his foreskin.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:58

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Wanna smoke some of that foreskin bud

# ? Jan 22, 2023 00:59

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wanna smoke some of that foreskin bud

you can, but only the female has the THC

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:09

Dial911: Mar 18, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Private Cumshoe posted:

Do foreskins get checked during full cavity searches

Yes 😥

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:09

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Dial911 posted:

Yes 😥

eww, really?

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:10

Dial911: Mar 18, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Yup.

So I had this friend Rick, cool dude but kinda dumb and really shady. He lived in New Bedford in what I thought was a multi unit with like 9 other guys in the building but later found out was a trap house. He asked me to pick him up one afternoon for some sort of errand, probably getting weed I figured, and while I was waiting for him the police swarmed the house in a raid. Since I was parked in the driveway waiting for him I got caught up in it.

They held us separately for a bit and asked questions, and we eventually all got taken downtown and searched. I had to strip nude, bend and squat repeatedly with 3 male officers, lift my balls and legs and hold open my foreskin while one dude looked inside it with a pen light before I was deemed OK and released after another 2 hours of bs.

I never spoke to Rick again.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:18

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

eww, really?

It�s called a full cavity search, not an almost-full cavity search.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:19

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

How many times can one repeat the cycle?

she said "now you're just feeding the mohel" and started crying

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:21

Dial911: Mar 18, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Carlos Lantana posted:

she said "now you're just feeding the mohel" and started crying

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:27

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

Dial911 posted:

Yup.

So I had this friend Rick, cool dude but kinda dumb and really shady. He lived in New Bedford in what I thought was a multi unit with like 9 other guys in the building but later found out was a trap house. He asked me to pick him up one afternoon for some sort of errand, probably getting weed I figured, and while I was waiting for him the police swarmed the house in a raid. Since I was parked in the driveway waiting for him I got caught up in it.

They held us separately for a bit and asked questions, and we eventually all got taken downtown and searched. I had to strip nude, bend and squat repeatedly with 3 male officers, lift my balls and legs and hold open my foreskin while one dude looked inside it with a pen light before I was deemed OK and released after another 2 hours of bs.

I never spoke to Rick again.

I love it when a thread goes fractal like this. Starts off with a dumb post by an insane OP. Goons make it their own and then we get stories like this.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:32

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Treecko posted:

I think penises are pretty cool hooded or not

You�re wrong, they�re all gross, just some are less gross.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:40

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

When I was 10 or 11 I had swimming lessons and there was this weird kid in my class. One day in the change rooms he called me over to show me him sticking a loonie under his foreskin such that the top of his penis was completely fat.

It was probably the most disgusting thing I had ever seen at that point in my life considering I wasn't Online at that point yet. There must have been a life changing moment years later where that kid discovered urban dictionary and was introduced to docking and sounding.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:41

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Dial911 posted:

Yup.

So I had this friend Rick, cool dude but kinda dumb and really shady. He lived in New Bedford in what I thought was a multi unit with like 9 other guys in the building but later found out was a trap house. He asked me to pick him up one afternoon for some sort of errand, probably getting weed I figured, and while I was waiting for him the police swarmed the house in a raid. Since I was parked in the driveway waiting for him I got caught up in it.

They held us separately for a bit and asked questions, and we eventually all got taken downtown and searched. I had to strip nude, bend and squat repeatedly with 3 male officers, lift my balls and legs and hold open my foreskin while one dude looked inside it with a pen light before I was deemed OK and released after another 2 hours of bs.

I never spoke to Rick again.

jesus, just one more reason I'm happy to be cut

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:45

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

jesus, just one more reason I'm happy to be cut

You know the urethra is also a cavity right

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:49

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

bird with big dick posted:

You know the urethra is also a cavity right

STFU DO YOU WANT THE COPS TO FIND OUT WE HIDE CRYSTAL METH IN THERE!?

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:50

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

STFU DO YOU WANT THE COPS TO FIND OUT WE HIDE CRYSTAL METH IN THERE!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sX_sE31r9Q&t=5s

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:55

Dial911: Mar 18, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

jesus, just one more reason I'm happy to be cut

I mean, I coulda done without the squatting and flexing my butthole part too

# ? Jan 22, 2023 01:58

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Dial911 posted:

I mean, I coulda done without the squatting and flexing my butthole part too

you never did a work out at the YMCA before

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:02

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022; got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Private Cumshoe posted:

Do foreskins get checked during full cavity searches

its not a cavit y. its an embrasure.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:07

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Bird with big might be a bit biased

Somebody call VoidBurger for official circumcision facts

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:12

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
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Hello, dear

Dial911 posted:

Yup.

So I had this friend Rick, cool dude but kinda dumb and really shady. He lived in New Bedford in what I thought was a multi unit with like 9 other guys in the building but later found out was a trap house. He asked me to pick him up one afternoon for some sort of errand, probably getting weed I figured, and while I was waiting for him the police swarmed the house in a raid. Since I was parked in the driveway waiting for him I got caught up in it.

They held us separately for a bit and asked questions, and we eventually all got taken downtown and searched. I had to strip nude, bend and squat repeatedly with 3 male officers, lift my balls and legs and hold open my foreskin while one dude looked inside it with a pen light before I was deemed OK and released after another 2 hours of bs.

I never spoke to Rick again.

surely politer and more efficient way would just be to give u a boner

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:15

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Lol I watched half of the YouTube video linked last page and now I'm going to Ebay a PS2

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:30

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

Lol I watched half of the YouTube video linked last page and now I'm going to Ebay a PS2

God of War 2 is a pretty good game

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:46

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

I'm kinda basic so I might get Devil May Cry and GTA

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:50

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

I'm kinda basic so I might get Devil May Cry and GTA

on ps2 i would go with san andreas. lots of side quests, but they are all kinda worth it

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:53

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Best game on the console imo

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:57

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Rod of Stewart

# ? Jan 22, 2023 02:59

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Welp it backfired and now I'm trying to clip into Kratos and CJs shorts to see if they're cut

# ? Jan 22, 2023 03:00

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Jestery posted:

Best game on the console imo

# ? Jan 22, 2023 03:01

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Can't post for 19 hours!; Nap Ghost

Treecko posted:

Welp it backfired and now I'm trying to clip into Kratos and CJs shorts to see if they're cut

cj maybe, kratos no way

# ? Jan 22, 2023 03:01

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

Dial911 posted:

Yup.

So I had this friend Rick, cool dude but kinda dumb and really shady. He lived in New Bedford in what I thought was a multi unit with like 9 other guys in the building but later found out was a trap house. He asked me to pick him up one afternoon for some sort of errand, probably getting weed I figured, and while I was waiting for him the police swarmed the house in a raid. Since I was parked in the driveway waiting for him I got caught up in it.

They held us separately for a bit and asked questions, and we eventually all got taken downtown and searched. I had to strip nude, bend and squat repeatedly with 3 male officers, lift my balls and legs and hold open my foreskin while one dude looked inside it with a pen light before I was deemed OK and released after another 2 hours of bs.

I never spoke to Rick again.

Couldn�t you have, just like, pulled your foreskin back?

# ? Jan 22, 2023 03:10

Dial911: Mar 18, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR!!!

Sophy Wackles posted:

Couldn�t you have, just like, pulled your foreskin back?

Thats basically what they made me do, while 2 of them bullshit about the day and the other one had the job of finely inspecting my man bits like the Sherlock Holmes of Cock.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 03:21

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# ? May 13, 2024 08:45

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

Dial911 posted:

Thats basically what they made me do, while 2 of them bullshit about the day and the other one had the job of finely inspecting my man bits like the Sherlock Holmes of Cock.

Primo username material there.

# ? Jan 22, 2023 03:33

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