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I hear a goon designed a zipline that would be perfect for this
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AEMINAL posted:I'm thinking you get to sit down in a room with all of your favorite things, long enough for you to forget that you're about to get executed. Minecraft, hefty lines of cocaine, unboxing new fresh tech the public hasn't seen yet ! And randomly a sniper will merely blast your head off with a .50 caliber barret sniper rifle through the window-pane glass! "and then this sound plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI"
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Jan 21, 2023 19:41
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Electric chair but everyone is dressed up like a furry
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Jan 21, 2023 19:46
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Death by snu snu hahaha remember Futurama guys? Hahaha
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Nooner posted:Death by snu snu hahaha remember Futurama guys? Hahaha I'd post Gilbert Gottfried's Death or Ugu but I'm not eating a probe or ban for it
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Jan 21, 2023 19:48
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more like crapital punishment
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penetrating bolt pistol, or hell, a spear shoved in the back of the neck to pulverize the brainstem/spinal cord
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Jan 21, 2023 19:49
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Just use the clown gas from the Jack Nicholson Batman movie. Those people looked pretty happy.
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Earwicker posted:i guess im a bit old fashioned but whats wrong with just hiring some big guy with an axe jack ketch
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MrQwerty posted:I'd post Gilbert Gottfried's Death or Ugu but I'm not eating a probe or ban for it Death by The Aristocrats I saw the aristocrats joke for the first time on the front page so I’d be within my rights to post it but I choose not to. I’m just riffing on the Gilbert Gottfried thing, death by the aristocrats would be very, very cruel irl. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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Jan 21, 2023 20:03
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Force them to grow older as time passes, then they die
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Earwicker posted:people sentenced to death go to a special colony where their every move is broadcast 24/7 and they fight each other in a big battle royale/running man type of deal, and you can "subscribe" to a particular convict and donate credits for them to get special weapons out of vending machines and whatnot or chat them strategic advice. some of them become so popular that brands will begin endorsing them and people will start trying to get sent there deliberately "for the glory" and by the mid-2050's convict death island will actually have a higher standard of living than the rest of the united states Essentially that Ray Liotta movie, No Escape, only with the internet
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You live a regular life and die of old age, but hahaha you spent most of it on GBS. What was I convicted for? 
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raidens original mk1 fatality
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the real answer is fentanyl overdose im not sure why this is such a hard question
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the condemned need to feel some amount of pain otherwise it's not a punishment, without the pain element it's too close to rehabilitation and that won't stand this is what Americans actually believe
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I wanna ride the murder rollercoaster that kills you by g force
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Jan 22, 2023 00:43
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Kill them with boredom via reading posts by the op
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Jabberlock posted:Kill them with boredom via reading posts by the op Everybody is forced to read their own posts.
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Hmm, perhaps we could bring back this cartoon for which I remember once receiving a plastic tchotchke in my Burger King kid's meal, and never once watching Which, shockingly, was well-remembered enough to generate fan art 
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I don't know about you guys but I don't think capital punishment is very poggers, no cap
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Capital punishment is bad
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Public stoning
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Capital punishment is bad I prefer LOWERCASE!!! XD
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bring back crucifixions
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SniperWoreConverse posted:bring back croutonsnfixin's
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How about a deep shaft with a staircase that has carbon dioxide pumped into it. Have the perp take that “long walk”. He or she would eventually begin to suffocate, perhaps not even knowing what’s happening before it’s too late to escape back up the stairs. Seems humane enough for murderers.
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put them in a coffin with 10 rattlesnakes in it and nail it shut
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Make em smoke the WHOLE carton of cigarettes
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Force them to wear a fursuit and then lock them in a hot car. Give them the whole neglected dog experience.
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Junk posted:put them in a coffin with 10 rattlesnakes in it and nail it shut It's inhumane to kill 10 snakes for each human you kill
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Fuckstick posted:How about a deep shaft with a staircase that has carbon dioxide pumped into it. Have the perp take that “long walk”. He or she would eventually begin to suffocate, perhaps not even knowing what’s happening before it’s too late to escape back up the stairs. Seems humane enough for murderers. AND the suffocation reflex is caused by the buildup of carbon dioxide, it would be more humane to fill the stiars with nitrogen, by which they will not realize the reason they're so sleepy is because their entire metabolism is failing
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 chop off their skin and make them wear it as a robe i say
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Mr.Acula posted:Public stoning I'm stoned in public a lot these days.
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A medical professional hands you a cotton swab and tells you that this time it's fine, go as deep as you want
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https://youtu.be/lfsMMVgIToA
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Banged to death by Margot Robbie.
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Make-a them into Mama's special sauce and feed-a your whole family a big-a-plate-a-spaghetti!
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