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Hidden Leaf Village Secret Technique: One Thousand Years of Pain
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Jan 22, 2023 10:48
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bullet to the forehead, 50bmg.
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Jan 22, 2023 10:51
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I've thought about this and I think the best thing for me personally is to be recycled. Put me under, drain my blood and remove any transplantable organs and marrow and then save a few lives with it. My meat could be ground into pet food for shelters, unless that would give them a taste for human flesh, in which case skip that part. Oh, and put my skull in a bowling ball. Not that I'm good at bowling or anything but that'd be a pretty awesome bowling ball.
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Jan 22, 2023 11:18
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I want this to be done with the upmost discretion. It should be someone he knows, someone he trusts, someone that can get real close. I don't want him to feel nothing and I don't want him to know nothing about it. I give this to job you United States Justice System, and you alone because you are my number one guy.
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Jan 22, 2023 11:58
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Space Jam posted:that’s too cruel and hosed up Lmfao I have never been owned this hard gently caress ahh *grasps left arm from heart attack pain and dies*
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Jan 22, 2023 12:14
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Linux Pirate posted:Force them to wear a fursuit and then lock them in a hot car. Give them the whole neglected dog experience. Dude this is hosed up even for GBS, no one deserves that
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Jan 22, 2023 12:21
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SniperWoreConverse posted:AND the suffocation reflex is caused by the buildup of carbon dioxide, it would be more humane to fill the stiars with nitrogen, by which they will not realize the reason they're so sleepy is because their entire metabolism is failing Thought about that. Isn’t nitrogen lighter than room air though? We would need whatever gas was used to settle at the bottom of the shaft.
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Jan 22, 2023 12:55
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Ritual sacrifice to the elder gods. They'll probably feel better knowing rest of the world will be coming with them shortly enough. 
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Jan 22, 2023 13:03
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Pickle them.
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Jan 22, 2023 13:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LomKi31YOyE
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Jan 22, 2023 13:19
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I've always been partial to this method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3zWYzARwq0
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Jan 22, 2023 13:50
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Huge cock suction HCS
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Jan 22, 2023 13:51
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:We should make a poll where everyone in the country is asked if they support capital punishment and if they say yes then they are executed and we immediately abolish the death penalty afterwards. Just want to make sure you're aware that since you proposed this plan it means you support the death penalty and as such you will be executed. If you're cool with that though, have at it!
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Jan 22, 2023 13:54
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Just want to make sure you're aware that since you proposed this plan it means you support the death penalty and as such you will be executed. If you're cool with that though, have at it! No in this situation I don't support it
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Jan 22, 2023 13:55
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AEMINAL posted:...long enough for you to forget that you're about to get executed. ...And randomly a sniper will merely blast your head off with a .50 caliber barret sniper rifle through the window-pane glass! Isn't it like Japan or someplace where death row inmates are kept completely in the dark about when their sentence will be carried out until the time actually comes? There's no room of favorite things to distract you though, lol! Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:No in this situation I don't support it But you literally said we should do it!
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Jan 22, 2023 13:58
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Guys who do local toughman competitions just beat them to death.
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Jan 22, 2023 14:22
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Is a capitol punishment being forced to watch congressional procedural work until the boredom somehow kills you?
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Jan 22, 2023 14:27
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Anyone want to get tortured??
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Jan 22, 2023 14:37
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Anyone want to get tortured?? I mean we're all alive already, no need for extra steps.. right?
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Jan 22, 2023 15:15
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Death by gas chamber but the gas is beautiful women’s delicious braps
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Jan 22, 2023 15:18
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its really inconvenient to have a car stolen, and the theft of the car itself offers little material wealth to the thief
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Jan 22, 2023 15:31
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Huge cock suction HCS Dang it I will never be executed
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Jan 22, 2023 15:48
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I condemn You to live and finally die inside the Metaverse!
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Jan 22, 2023 15:51
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My grandmother in law taught us that "capitol" only refers to the building and all other cases you should use "capital". Can we execute OP?
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Jan 22, 2023 16:12
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i would describe being in Madison, Wisconsin as "capitol punishment"
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Jan 22, 2023 16:30
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why don't we just knock people out like we do for general surgery and then do it if it has to be done? you'd just go to sleep forever.
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Jan 22, 2023 16:34
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I don’t support the death penalty on page 3, so I propose strapping them into an electric chair and then repeatedly buzzing them with low voltage, promising that the next time will be the real thing. That continues until boredom kicks in, and we tell them that the chair is broken. We take the condemned back to their cell until it “can be fixed”. After a few days we bring them back to the death chamber, hook them back up, only to gently caress with them some more with the low voltage.
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Jan 22, 2023 16:40
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Fuckstick posted:I don’t support the death penalty on page 3, so I propose strapping them into an electric chair and then repeatedly buzzing them with low voltage, promising that the next time will be the real thing. That continues until boredom kicks in, and we tell them that the chair is broken. We take the condemned back to their cell until it “can be fixed”. After a few days we bring them back to the death chamber, hook them back up, only to gently caress with them some more with the low voltage. worlds funniest warcrime
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Jan 22, 2023 16:56
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Jan 22, 2023 16:58
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:why don't we just knock people out like we do for general surgery and then do it if it has to be done? you'd just go to sleep forever. The people who decide what method of execution to use are bad people, why would any normal person want anything to do with criminal justice
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Jan 22, 2023 17:41
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Smugworth posted:The people who decide what method of execution to use are bad people, why would any normal person want anything to do with criminal justice  because you want the world to be a better place, to protect the people, and to rehabilitate the people who committed crimes. of course!sigh. yeah you're right
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Jan 22, 2023 17:45
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Did anyone say give the condemned a vaccine yet? 
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Jan 22, 2023 17:50
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I honestly thought they used death row inmates in like Robocop for the violent scenes. I think a kid on the playground told me that. Anyway, I just looked it up and it's not at all true
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Jan 22, 2023 17:51
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Smugworth posted:The people who decide what method of execution to use are bad people, why would any normal person want anything to do with criminal justice This, and doctors can't participate according to their rules and drug companies don't want to be involved either and refuse to sell them drugs. Its all just prison staff winging it.
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Jan 22, 2023 18:21
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Huge cock suction HCS This, and it's the way Augustus Gloop went out. SHLULP! Up the urethra, to be unborn.
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Jan 22, 2023 18:26
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Give pro-capital-punishment lawmakers an executioner's hood and axe, then let em' put their money where their mouth is. Unfortunately I could see this backfiring spectacularly as politicians end up being reelected for their unending bloodlust.
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Jan 22, 2023 18:28
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ChickenHeart posted:Give pro-capital-punishment lawmakers an executioner's hood and axe, then let em' put their money where their mouth is. Marjorie Taylor Green smiles and unsheathes her katana.
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Jan 22, 2023 18:36
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The Japanese way is pretty wild. The guy stabs himself in the belly with a knife AND a friend hits them with a sword. So something like that but with shotguns or baseball bats
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Jan 22, 2023 18:42
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CommieGIR posted:Just use Nitrogen. Problem solved. Liquid nitrogen?
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