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Doped up out of their mind and strapped in a remote controlled sports car that crashes into a brick wall at 100+ mph. https://i.imgur.com/Ca5WP0U.mp4
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Jan 22, 2023 19:00
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It would be cool if instead of all the appeals and poo poo it was just like escape from LA and you could either make 10 full court baskets or you get blasted
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Jan 22, 2023 19:17
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Doped up out of their mind and strapped in a remote controlled sports car that crashes into a brick wall at 100+ mph. If I'm gonna be doped up, shove a JATO up my rear end and send me screaming into a bridge abutment at the speed of sound, preferably during rush hour.
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Jan 22, 2023 19:18
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precision posted:Like if I could just push a button and instantly be dead with no pain, I'd do it without even thinking twice. This whole culture and world is awful and I hate everything about it My dude have you tried tuggin'?
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Jan 22, 2023 19:39
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Kill them with kindness.
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Jan 22, 2023 19:44
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Blue Footed Booby posted:shove a JATO up my rear end https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/amp/
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Jan 22, 2023 19:45
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This will work until the machine rise up against us
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Jan 22, 2023 19:51
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I've had a potassium chloride IV, it is unbelievably painful. Anyway make them all social media moderators and they'll inevitably become so hollow they'll kill themselves for you hth
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Swimming with narwhals. It's a fantastic experience but 100% lethal
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Mr. Merdle posted:My dude have you tried tuggin'? At a certain point, even masturbation becomes a joyless mechanical act
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Jan 22, 2023 20:35
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given enough psychedelics to cause ego death, while the body lives on
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Let's tackle the other big argument against execution: that it costs a lot of money to execute someone. Bring back public executions but charge a pay-per-view fee. Better yet, have criminals fight to the death like in ancient Roman times.
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Stick 'em on a stage with an hours worth of material from an open mic night.
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Jan 22, 2023 21:09
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send to australia
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We're trying to make it humane, Buce.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:It's inhumane to kill 10 snakes for each human you kill snakes arent human though
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precision posted:At a certain point, even masturbation becomes a joyless mechanical act Quitter.
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super sweet best pal posted:Let's tackle the other big argument against execution: that it costs a lot of money to execute someone. Bring back public executions but charge a pay-per-view fee. Better yet, have criminals fight to the death like in ancient Roman times. This is brilliant
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precision posted:At a certain point, even masturbation becomes a joyless mechanical act What
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Its after u cum I think
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U just gotta tug thru the pain yo
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A firing squad but like, they're polite.
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The warden has to personally smooch them to death on the lips.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:We're trying to make it humane, Buce. send to new zealand
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Isn't it like Japan or someplace where death row inmates are kept completely in the dark about when their sentence will be carried out until the time actually comes? There's no room of favorite things to distract you though, lol! It should happen but I don't support it
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Buce posted:send to new zealand he said humane
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Jan 23, 2023 16:05
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"Welcome to the hydraulic press channel"
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all state executions should be live on twitch dot tv, ideally performed by gently putting the victim to sleep and then replacing their blood with jello
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Jan 23, 2023 16:18
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Tannerite buttplug and jumping jacks
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precision posted:At a certain point, even masturbation becomes a joyless mechanical act Bite my lips and close my eyes I’m slippin away to paradise Some say quit or I’ll go blind But it’s just a myth
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Yeah what the gently caress are you talking about precision? 
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How would people feel about giving prefrontal lobotomies to people instead of the death penalty? Only for pathological killers, of course, ravening madmen. You know, just make them so passive they’ll never want or be able to hurt anyone ever again? I’d rather be lobotomized than killed, I know that much.
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Every night, the condemned is provided a propofol drip, to allow them to sleep. One night, chosen at random after all appeals are exhausted, the sedated prisoner is moved via gurney to a guillotine to carry out the final sentence without the victim ever being aware it's being done.
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Jan 23, 2023 18:04
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Put them in the same room as some fentanyl. Instant death.
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If we just move forward with executing all of the billionaires and redistributing their wealth to all, crime rates will drop significantly and we will no longer have need of the death penalty.
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Jan 23, 2023 18:21
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Just do the Purge but like in reverse
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The Bee Movie but everytime they say bee it gets faster
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Dukberry posted:all state executions should be live on twitch dot tv, ideally performed by gently putting the victim to sleep and then replacing their blood with jello They tried to do this to Bill Cosby but they used Pudding Pops and it made him stronger. Now he’s trying to return to comedy. Maybe it’s because they didn’t stream it on Twitch.tv though.
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