ITT goons attempt to make Capitol Punishment humane

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT goons attempt to make Capitol Punishment humane

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 16:58

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 02:39

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

ChickenHeart posted:

Give pro-capital-punishment lawmakers an executioner's hood and axe, then let em' put their money where their mouth is.

Unfortunately I could see this backfiring spectacularly as politicians end up being reelected for their unending bloodlust.

Marjorie Taylor Green smiles and unsheathes her katana.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 18:36

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:

Doped up out of their mind and strapped in a remote controlled sports car that crashes into a brick wall at 100+ mph.

https://i.imgur.com/Ca5WP0U.mp4

If I'm gonna be doped up, shove a JATO up my rear end and send me screaming into a bridge abutment at the speed of sound, preferably during rush hour.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2023 19:18

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Tannerite buttplug and jumping jacks

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 16:45

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