ITT goons attempt to make Capitol Punishment humane

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT goons attempt to make Capitol Punishment humane

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

AEMINAL posted:

I'm thinking you get to sit down in a room with all of your favorite things, long enough for you to forget that you're about to get executed. Minecraft, hefty lines of cocaine, unboxing new fresh tech the public hasn't seen yet ! And randomly a sniper will merely blast your head off with a .50 caliber barret sniper rifle through the window-pane glass!

I think I suggested something similar ages ago, and the only thing a goon added was the following, which I'm going to pay forward:

"and then this sound plays:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI"

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 19:41

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Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Earwicker posted:

i guess im a bit old fashioned but whats wrong with just hiring some big guy with an axe

jack ketch

# ¿ Jan 21, 2023 19:53

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