ITT goons attempt to make Capitol Punishment humane

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT goons attempt to make Capitol Punishment humane

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

I've been demanding crucifixions for a while now.

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just rename it something less negative idk

"You'll have so much fun you'll die!"

"Capital Funishment"

The Death Reward

edit: I actually tried something similar in my rival town, Hopewell. Defaced all their "No Littering, $500 Penalty" signs to read "Yes Littering, $500 Reward" and motorists really responded to it. Littered the roads up.

kntfkr fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jan 23, 2023

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