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a few years back, a bunch of goons were really horny for Kortney Olson, a female bodybuilder who would smash watermelons with her monstrous thighs. You know the one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS2dTyZrXfc   anyways, looks like she's got a new hobby  https://twitter.com/powerslapleague/status/1615933142975778822 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJvgMdMACQ
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I hate it when the dodge roll comes out too late. loving input buffer.
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Jan 22, 2023 01:39
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PowerSlap sounds like something out of idiocracy.
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My brother and I watched the whole episode the other day and lost our poo poo. Its insane. It has the vibe of like, a rich guy getting two dudes in a bar to slap eachother in the parking lot for a thousand bucks. Also it seems like the first slapper has a huge advantage and its pretty unfair.
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Caesar Saladin posted:Also it seems like the first slapper has a huge advantage and its pretty unfair. lmao "Ok, I'll do a Mozambique Drill on you, then you do one on me. Ready?"
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Tub. Girl. 
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MoonshineWilly posted:PowerSlap sounds like something out of idiocracy. Ow my skull! Is a real crowd pleaser for sure
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Taking turns giving each other brain damage until someone gets knocked out. Hope they get paid a lot!
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Does the person getting slapped hold a red pool noodle behind their back to steel themselves for the slap, or to have a softer surface to slam their rear end into when they get knocked out?
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Someone is going to die. I know it's so obvious an observation that it's almost facile but anyway someone is going to die doing this. This dude already died from a slapfight slap to the head but I mean it's gonna happen in this new league too: https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artur_Walczak edit: translation from Polish Wikipedia posted:Death[edit]
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Someone is going to die. I know it's so obvious an observation that it's almost facile but anyway someone is going to die doing this. Can't read that, u imbecile (pronounced the italian way)
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Can't read that, u imbecile (pronounced the italian way) I fixed it for you.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Someone is going to die. I know it's so obvious an observation that it's almost facile but anyway someone is going to die doing this. wow. how many points you score for something like that?
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Someone is going to die. I know it's so obvious an observation that it's almost facile but anyway someone is going to die doing this. Uhhhhhhh, but did he die from the slap, or did he die with the slap? 
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The way that she landed with her whole body weight compressing her spine into her skull seems uh not great
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that is not a sport
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ok it's a kink not a fetish
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I'm really digging this YouTube monetized-horny style thread title
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Astral make it so we can pick a background image for the thread header
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that way we can add in some idiot face reaction image also make a thread tag saying "my monitor is on"
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Brutal, stupid and pointless. Like boxing.
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So they invented MMA again?
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she could've made bank crushing poo poo with her thighs on onlyfans / twitch fully clothed. IDK why you would bother getting slapped hard as gently caress for money
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This but dudes kicking each other in the balls
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:This but dudes kicking each other in the balls where
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Sophy Wackles posted:Taking turns giving each other brain damage until someone gets knocked out. Hope they get paid a lot!
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Private Cumshoe posted:where Show me the money first
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legal weed and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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Oh wow. Another sport that monetizes giving people CTE.
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I wish we could just bring back gladiator combat. I mean humanity has clearly collectively agreed that human life is worth less than dogshit, so let’s at least bring back swords, big dumb armor, and dudes fighting exotic beasts to the death. Give me my bread and circuses, dammit.
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we need to mine golf courses, its the only way to be sure.
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The obvious secret here is to surgically replace ones jawbone with silicone, SLAP THAT BABY MY IMPLANT CAN TAKE IT WITH A JIGGLE!
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I wish we could just bring back gladiator combat. I mean humanity has clearly collectively agreed that human life is worth less than dogshit, so let’s at least bring back swords, big dumb armor, and dudes fighting exotic beasts to the death. Give me my bread and circuses, dammit. Sad thing is plenty of people would sign up to participate in death survival games.
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The sad thing is that we're not allowing them to practice that freedom
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refusing to pay is your only real freedom of choice
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