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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

which organ should i carve my initials into?

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Always go for the liver

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lumpentroll posted:

which organ should i carve my initials into?

any new novel organs op?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

any new novel organs op?

might add some yeah

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

an organ which turns your poop into something more useful like coal or small bundles of wool would be cool

speng31b
May 8, 2010

gotta either remove all the nipples or add a lot more nipples. it's the classic maneuver

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

speng31b posted:

gotta either remove all the nipples or add a lot more nipples. it's the classic maneuver

I wouldn't want one or two extra nipples, but I think I could make six nipples work

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Install a second rear end in a top hat to double posting rate

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
look into the works of the visionary Dr Yaw G Moth, a real pioneer in the surgical realms

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

eggs are getting expensive, op. if you could rig up an organ that allowed me to lay my own eggs at home, you might be on your way to a billion bucks

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


While you are operating, could you provide evidence that pee is in fact stored in the balls?

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
what're you going to do once you remove the gay gene?

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

you should leave some surgery tools in the body in case the patient needs further surgery down the line. Much more convenient that way

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Leaving a sponge inside the body pre-emptively cures any future internal bleeding too

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

ScootsMcSkirt posted:

you should leave some surgery tools in the body in case the patient needs further surgery down the line. Much more convenient that way

always do

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

I wouldn't want one or two extra nipples, but I think I could make six nipples work

the worst possible situation is a just slightly above average nipple count. go big or go home

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

I knew a kid with three nipples and he was an annoying freak

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

gonna “reassure” the idiot then ignore everything he says before i start cutting

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

just dropped my dog off at the vet this morning. Hello Doctor.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

speng31b posted:

gotta either remove all the nipples or add a lot more nipples. it's the classic maneuver

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Cloks posted:

what're you going to do once you remove the gay gene?

I'll take it doc

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

speng31b posted:

the worst possible situation is a just slightly above average nipple count. go big or go home

Two nipples is slightly above average.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Tell the anesthesiologist that you got it today and just give the patient a stick to bite

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
extra large piss holder so they can go longer between pisses / take even bigger, more epic pisses

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

an organ which turns your poop into something more useful like coal or small bundles of wool would be cool

my poo is already black. never tried setting it on fire I’ll give it a go

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

mawarannahr posted:

my poo is already black. never tried setting it on fire I’ll give it a go

sounds like you’re dying imo

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

i’m not joking i don’t think it should be black

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

how'd it go op?

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

despite my best efforts he survived and is happy

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

How many nips you add

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

How many nips you add

full belly cat style

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

lumpentroll posted:

full belly cat style

cup size?

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
trade he's pecker with a gun

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
do something weird to the balls like maybe check if there really is pee in them

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cloks posted:

cup size?

lmao

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


whaley posted:

trade he's pecker with a gun

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

knives for toes would be cool too

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I bet you pay a lot in malpractice insurance

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