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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Seems like everyone is getting in on the pump-and-dump game nowadays--from Logan Paul to Donald Trump to Leonardo DiCaprio--and I want in. I'm creating this thread just to let everyone know what's going on, in case the forums experience performance issues while I am doing all my pumping and dumping. Although I will also accept tips on pumping and/or dumping from any knowledgeable goons.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
H_ck yeah

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

You need to post more to get the pump going. I'm talking like every 10 seconds.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Interesting

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m “priming the pump” right now op

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

MakaVillian posted:

You need to post more to get the pump going. I'm talking like every 10 seconds.

I guess that's pretty much what Elon did on Twitter, so this checks out.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
how do I mint an NFT of this thread

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
just like i did with your mom OP lol

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
I’m taking a dump right now.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I will sell my account to the right bidder

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
no posts refused pump and dump event

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Whose pumpin?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

I will sell my account to the right bidder

:haibrower:

I will sell my account to the highest bidder. As a bonus, I'll throw in my ICQ number (its very low)

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane
The pumpalators are at maximum, sir! She canna pump no harder!

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
I like to Pump it Up!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I'm here for my pump

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
You got the stamina to pump up this site or are you just a two pump chump

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You couldn't pump and dump SA because it just way too good and valuable. The price can only go up. In 200 years only the 5 richest kings (all descendants of people who bought SA stock early) in the Solar System will be able to afford to buy an account here.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BrassRoots posted:

The pumpalators are at maximum, sir! She canna pump no harder!

Ok that's good. Things seem to be working. How do I get my money? Is it like a check in the mail or is it some bullshit where I have to redeem it for online gift cards?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Keep your weird bathroom habits to yourself

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Richard Cabeza posted:

I’m taking a dump right now.

Thanks! Always happy to have some help. I'm not sure how we get paid yet--it may be some online giftcard bullshit--but I'll let you know as soon as I hear something.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I'm here for my pump

I'm pretty sure I have to put the pumps and the dumps into the site to make it work correctly, so I'm not really willing to give any out at the moment.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
pump and dump my nuts yo

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Pump and dump, what are you, my ex? *canned laughter*

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
my humps my pumps my lovely lady dumps

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
check em out

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

I got your dump right here pffffffffftttttttttt

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
I heard you was a two pump chump OP.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

At first I thought OP was talking about some finance thing but now it's starting to sound scatological

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Concerning.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

whatever, i pump and dump all the time, i call it a depression blumpkin

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I’m pumping so loving hard to save SometbingAwful from OP

EconDad
Jul 20, 2013

you talkin' to me Sheriff?

oh... I thought you was talkin' to me.




THOSE DAMN ENCHILADAS
You gotta knowwwwww when to pump it...

know when to dump it

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Pump and dump somethingawful.com?

More like hump and iump!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

there are several rally guys here who call humps in the road "yumps" and it was funny at first but it's borderline grating now. i don't even want to ask where it came from. it's always old guys too. i assume it's a finnish/scandinavian thing where they read the "j" in jump as a "y", but they call actual big jumps as "jump" with a "j". i don't loving get it. there are "yumps" and then there are "jumps". gently caress off and call it a crest or "jump maybe" like the rest of us, i can't hear the difference in your stupid call when we're at 6,500 rpm

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Pump my dump-hole, OP

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i just don't see it as in investable business and for that reason i'm out

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Concerning

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

pump and dump at somethingawful.com this afternoon. door open, i'll be in position waiting.

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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

there are several rally guys here who call humps in the road "yumps" and it was funny at first but it's borderline grating now. i don't even want to ask where it came from. it's always old guys too. i assume it's a finnish/scandinavian thing where they read the "j" in jump as a "y", but they call actual big jumps as "jump" with a "j". i don't loving get it. there are "yumps" and then there are "jumps". gently caress off and call it a crest or "jump maybe" like the rest of us, i can't hear the difference in your stupid call when we're at 6,500 rpm

It's an h like in jabanero but that's spelled with a j so they say it like the j in yuri

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