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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m marshaling my apes to go all in on this gambit op

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Dystopia Barbarian
Dec 25, 2022

by vyelkin
A gamer buddy of mine tried to rope me into one of these pump n dump memestonk discords, I was like nah dude I'm good lol.

Crazy how common they've become

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

GEEKABALL posted:

I heard you was a two pump chump OP.

This is ridiculous. If I only had two pumps, how could I possibly pump-and-dump a site this large? Do you know how many dumps that would take?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

EconDad posted:

You gotta knowwwwww when to pump it...

know when to dump it

Precisely. Finally, someone is taking this seriously instead of just making snide comments about my pumping or dumping capabilities.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
How dare anyone question the OPs expertise on this. The OP wouldn't even be here today without pumping and dumping.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Bad Purchase posted:

i’m marshaling my apes to go all in on this gambit op

This is really exciting news! I can only imagine how much an ape could pump, let alone how much an ape could dump.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
My tunnelling needs a Cobalt deposit.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02...20and%20Russia.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Funky See Funky Do posted:

How dare anyone question the OPs expertise on this. The OP wouldn't even be here today without pumping and dumping.

THANK YOU

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Don’t pump the pump if you can’t dump the dump

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Stonks

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Don’t pump the pump if you can’t dump the dump

I have already consulted with my pulmonary physician and my proctologist, and they assure me that I will be pumping and dumping like no one's business.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




so when can we expect this to go down? i hope it's soon, i'm out of tendies

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

@Astral please move this thread to the admin forum. I've been pumping and dumping for over 24 hours now and I still haven't received any money, so I think there might be something wrong with the Radium code, and I don't think that kind of thread maintenance can be performed in GBS.

ja_raul
May 1, 2005
NFT?
No fuckin thanks

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Pump my rear end full of hot hot chowder

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I like to pump while dumping. :feelsgood:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
See an accountant if you're pumping for 8 hours or longer and no dump occurs

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
thinkin to pump a dump here shortly

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
You must pay a lot of child support OP

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Cacator posted:

I like to pump while dumping. :feelsgood:

Chinatown posted:

thinkin to pump a dump here shortly


Happy to have you all on board. In all transparency I'm still figuring out how we get the money, so I will probably have to file a ticket with the technical forum, but I will keep scrupulous records of all the pumping and dumping.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

in the uk we call it "doing a lit'l pumpsy dumpsy"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I got a dump you can pump, op

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Also wsb might be the saddest relevant subreddit

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug
Gonna skip the pump and move straight to the dump

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Jerry: you can't skip the pump. It's an integral part of the whole process. There's no dump without the pump.
Elaine: I once dated a guy that skipped the pump..

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Jerry: you can't skip the pump. It's an integral part of the whole process. There's no dump without the pump.
Elaine: I once dated a guy that skipped the pump..

George: He skipped the pump? So this guy’s going around skipping the pump meanwhile I can’t even get a date. And I got pump! I got lots of pump, baby! *scoffs* Incredible, the nerve of some people. Hey Kramer, you ever skip the pump?

Kramer: *kramers* Ohhh, I don’t think so George.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
took a big daddy dumper

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


If I ain’t pumpin then I ain’t dumpin

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
coming for the pump, staying for the dump

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
you guys dont get it... you can use multiple platinum upgrades on one account!!

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Seems like everyone is getting in on the pump-and-dump game nowadays--from Logan Paul to Donald Trump to Leonardo DiCaprio--and I want in. I'm creating this thread just to let everyone know what's going on, in case the forums experience performance issues while I am doing all my pumping and dumping. Although I will also accept tips on pumping and/or dumping from any knowledgeable goons.

You can pump and dump my junk OP.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


*new york accent

Eyyy, I’m pumpin heah!!!!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Pump my pussy

Dump yer spum

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

whats up i didn't read any of this thread at all im ready to BUY BUY BUY so i can ride this very smart investment all the way to the MOOOOON

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

loving Moron posted:

You can pump and dump my junk OP.

This is not a very helpful tip, tbqh.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Akratic Method posted:

whats up i didn't read any of this thread at all im ready to BUY BUY BUY so i can ride this very smart investment all the way to the MOOOOON

A fellow sophisticated investor, I see. Feel free to join in on the pumping and dumping. There are a few basic approaches to pumping/dumping being practiced itt, and I'm sure one of them will fit your risk tolerance.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Also wsb might be the saddest relevant subreddit

This is an incredibly bold claim.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited



Whose dumpin?

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endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

there are several rally guys here who call humps in the road "yumps" and it was funny at first but it's borderline grating now. i don't even want to ask where it came from. it's always old guys too. i assume it's a finnish/scandinavian thing where they read the "j" in jump as a "y", but they call actual big jumps as "jump" with a "j". i don't loving get it. there are "yumps" and then there are "jumps". gently caress off and call it a crest or "jump maybe" like the rest of us, i can't hear the difference in your stupid call when we're at 6,500 rpm

It's the "ju" being pronounced as yu. You would spell it closer to "sjamp" if you wanted someone doing Rally Finnish to get it right.

Finnish has very strict rules on pronunciation and using those rules on English is an ancient rally joke. For more information, play My Summer Car.

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