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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Seems like everyone is getting in on the pump-and-dump game nowadays--from Logan Paul to Donald Trump to Leonardo DiCaprio--and I want in. I'm creating this thread just to let everyone know what's going on, in case the forums experience performance issues while I am doing all my pumping and dumping. Although I will also accept tips on pumping and/or dumping from any knowledgeable goons.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

MakaVillian posted:

You need to post more to get the pump going. I'm talking like every 10 seconds.

I guess that's pretty much what Elon did on Twitter, so this checks out.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BrassRoots posted:

The pumpalators are at maximum, sir! She canna pump no harder!

Ok that's good. Things seem to be working. How do I get my money? Is it like a check in the mail or is it some bullshit where I have to redeem it for online gift cards?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Richard Cabeza posted:

I’m taking a dump right now.

Thanks! Always happy to have some help. I'm not sure how we get paid yet--it may be some online giftcard bullshit--but I'll let you know as soon as I hear something.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I'm here for my pump

I'm pretty sure I have to put the pumps and the dumps into the site to make it work correctly, so I'm not really willing to give any out at the moment.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

GEEKABALL posted:

I heard you was a two pump chump OP.

This is ridiculous. If I only had two pumps, how could I possibly pump-and-dump a site this large? Do you know how many dumps that would take?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

EconDad posted:

You gotta knowwwwww when to pump it...

know when to dump it

Precisely. Finally, someone is taking this seriously instead of just making snide comments about my pumping or dumping capabilities.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Bad Purchase posted:

i’m marshaling my apes to go all in on this gambit op

This is really exciting news! I can only imagine how much an ape could pump, let alone how much an ape could dump.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Funky See Funky Do posted:

How dare anyone question the OPs expertise on this. The OP wouldn't even be here today without pumping and dumping.

THANK YOU

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Don’t pump the pump if you can’t dump the dump

I have already consulted with my pulmonary physician and my proctologist, and they assure me that I will be pumping and dumping like no one's business.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

@Astral please move this thread to the admin forum. I've been pumping and dumping for over 24 hours now and I still haven't received any money, so I think there might be something wrong with the Radium code, and I don't think that kind of thread maintenance can be performed in GBS.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Cacator posted:

I like to pump while dumping. :feelsgood:

Chinatown posted:

thinkin to pump a dump here shortly


Happy to have you all on board. In all transparency I'm still figuring out how we get the money, so I will probably have to file a ticket with the technical forum, but I will keep scrupulous records of all the pumping and dumping.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

loving Moron posted:

You can pump and dump my junk OP.

This is not a very helpful tip, tbqh.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Akratic Method posted:

whats up i didn't read any of this thread at all im ready to BUY BUY BUY so i can ride this very smart investment all the way to the MOOOOON

A fellow sophisticated investor, I see. Feel free to join in on the pumping and dumping. There are a few basic approaches to pumping/dumping being practiced itt, and I'm sure one of them will fit your risk tolerance.

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

Also wsb might be the saddest relevant subreddit

This is an incredibly bold claim.

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