opening a portal to piss/shit into but it goes to a totally random location

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Would this be a useful superpower? Could it even be considered a superpower? Or even a power in the loosest sense of the term?

Or perhaps a wiz(z)ard did it?!

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 02:53

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# ? May 6, 2024 03:19

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i'll pee in a totally random location but i don't need a portal to do it

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:14

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EorayMel posted:

Would this be a useful superpower? Could it even be considered a superpower? Or even a power in the loosest sense of the term?

Or perhaps a wiz(z)ard did it?!

this makes u a supervillain so fast orb

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:22

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

what if instead of traveling to narnia all the kids just peed and pooped into the wardrobe. now THAT'S a tturkish delight

# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:25

Khanstant

Unsealing the toilet bowl cap to pee inside the toilet is kind of like opening a portal to piss in. The portal goes all the way to the city if you're small enougj

# ? Jan 27, 2023 04:32

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turok endlessly pissing into the light burden

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 05:21

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 10:27

FutonForensic

lotta poop in my rear end all of a sudden, and this might sound crazy but... i don't think it's mine

# ? Jan 27, 2023 17:52

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is the random location somehow here on the surface of the earth or like, maybe in another galaxy

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 17:59

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FutonForensic posted:

lotta poop in my rear end all of a sudden, and this might sound crazy but... i don't think it's mine

# ? Jan 27, 2023 18:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FutonForensic posted:

lotta poop in my rear end all of a sudden, and this might sound crazy but... i don't think it's mine

# ? Jan 27, 2023 18:25

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

it was me. i magically shat in ur butt

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 18:52

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 19:24

FutonForensic

Dr. Honked posted:

it was me. i magically shat in ur butt

thank go d. I'd never poo poo poops so lacking in character before. thought I was slippin

# ? Jan 27, 2023 19:32

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Areola Grande posted:

Peeing John Malkovich

# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:13

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:13

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FutonForensic posted:

lotta poop in my rear end all of a sudden, and this might sound crazy but... i don't think it's mine

# ? Jan 28, 2023 05:49

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FutonForensic posted:

lotta poop in my rear end all of a sudden, and this might sound crazy but... i don't think it's mine

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# ? Jan 31, 2023 00:51

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# ? Jan 31, 2023 01:55

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Escape From Noise posted:

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and the hot dog flavored water

# ? Jan 31, 2023 02:16

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

and the hot dog flavored water

More like chili dog

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# ? May 6, 2024 03:19

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i legit interviewed for this job several years ago

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# ? Jan 31, 2023 02:33

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