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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Everyone is so goddamn quiet in game lobbies now, it sucks.

It was more fun when everyone farted into their headsets and teabagged each other.

I made a child cry once.

Has the world decided that sitting in silence is somehow more fun? Have introverts secretly taken over the world?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It's time to solve the problem by buying the cheapest possible mic u can and just perpetually blast Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Make It Bun Dem [OFFICIAL VIDEO] into it

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Who the gently caress used the emp killstreak anyway

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

When I was like 10 I went into a Diablo game where two guys were trading and I went thru their portal and stole the poo poo they were passing to each other off the ground and left

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's time to solve the problem by buying the cheapest possible mic u can

I believe that would be a pair of 99 cent headphones hooked into the mic jack.

It’s how all those Norwegians recorded black metal.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's time to solve the problem by buying the cheapest possible mic u can and just perpetually blast Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Make It Bun Dem [OFFICIAL VIDEO] into it

:haibrower: when I played endless hours of Halo 2 in college, i got a headset adapter for my PC so I could blast porn over the audio 24/7

On one hand I miss shittalking total strangers and making kids cry, but on the other hand I don't miss racial slurs :iiam:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It's time to solve the problem by buying the cheapest possible mic u can and just perpetually blast Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Make It Bun Dem [OFFICIAL VIDEO] into it

I did something similar but with My Own Prison by Creed and my "friends" stopped talking to me for two years. gently caress GTA 5.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
So I held my head up high
Hiding hate that burns inside
Which only fuels their selfish pride
(And I said, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) All held captive out from the sun
A sun that shines on only some
We the meek are all in one

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://youtu.be/EevakRXijtU

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Video games are for making children cry

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
For real tho poo poo was fun being a menace and it was extra funny when you heard some kid getting yelled at by his mom cause she heard all the bad words you were yelling

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Y'all need help.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I play video games to geT ANGERY.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I loved when people would have whole arguments in game lobbies and the whole match would just play normally, they wouldn't even miss a beat. It was astounding.

Could do without the overly racist and homophobic stuff though.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
lmao op doing "where the bitches at" but with swearing children in video games

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
There was this one time me and my roommate were playing CoD and some dude had a baby crying in the background and my roommate started ripping on the guy for playing video games while his kid was crying and how he should be feeding his kid and not gaming and stuff like that and the dude got really really mad like really super mad about it and this was extremely funny but I retrospect I hope that he did not take it out on his partner because he def sounded like he was going to hit someone irl mad

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



lol

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

When I was young I loved to scream slurs at other people in MW2 lobbies. I don't do that any more though.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
The residents in Lobby 4 are considered the best.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Shoots and ladders the Fortnite report.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Remember when Black Ops 1 had the create a profile pic feature and everyone made nothing but dicks, boobs and swastikas?

I saw it coming a mile away and it took Activision way too long to do something about it.

Getting back to MW2 lobbies it was truly remarkable how high-strung everyone was. I've been in actual lobbies where people were screaming at someone because they literally didn't like their voice. The worst was when someone breathed into their mic just a little and someone flipped a poo poo screaming "What you can't loving talk?!" just taking it to loving 11.

Unpopular opinion but I kind of miss it a little because it was always entertaining because of how absurd it got. You just had to kind of keep your head down a little.

Justin Godscock fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Jan 27, 2023

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Justin Godscock posted:

Remember when Black Ops 1 had the create a profile pic feature and everyone made nothing but dicks, boobs and swastikas?

I made an ejaculating swasticock :allears:

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

As a teenager I once pretended I was Uwe Bill for an entire game with an OK impression and said I was doing research for my upcoming Halo movie.

Idk if they believed me but I kept it going

Costco Meatballs
Oct 21, 2022
the video where the black dude tries to speedrun getting called a N word in COD lobbies is pretty funny. He gets a sub one second. Amazing talent.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
World at War was the last good COD

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


https://youtu.be/pfwOqlnCKQs

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
COD

PEACE!!!!

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
I made a thread for finding game buddies since the whole gaming ecosystem is so drat fractured. Pelase add me on PSN. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4020783&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I farted into the mic and got gitmo’d for “terroristic threats”. It wasn’t a threat you infidels, it was a promise!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I farted into the mic and got gitmo’d for “terroristic threats”. It wasn’t a threat you infidels, it was a promise!

Modem warfare

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lol goons pining for the days you could post slurs on the forums and bully children in video games

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Peggy Edson posted:

Lol goons pining for the days you could post slurs on the forums and bully children in video games

I never did this poo poo myself but there was something mad funny about being 13 and constantly railgunning dudes on Q3A and them getting so insanely angry about it they would follow me from server to server just so they keep spamming angry poo poo at me.

I think the biggest irony about the whole "people didn't have thin skin back then" is that people actually had insanely thin skin back then, and their skin was so thin that the instant they started losing they would begin screaming slurs or following a teenager around game to game so they could type walls of slurs and rage at them.

Like these kinds of people legit thought they were just "trash talking" but I was mad good at Starcraft and Q3A and Unreal Tournament and I remember exactly what those dudes were like lol, they keep trying to do some revisionist poo poo where they were just chilling and trash talking but they were always basically apoplectic and letting teenagers cajole them into reducing the lifespan of their heart by a year just because of how insanely mad they would get.

Gamers back then were such huge pussies and emotionally weak asf, you only start yelling slurs and trash talking if you're compromised.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Peggy Edson posted:

Lol goons pining for the days you could post slurs on the forums and bully children in video games

:twisted:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Peggy Edson posted:

Lol goons pining for the days you could post slurs on the forums and bully children in video games

woke mods nerfed this place so hard

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I farted into the mic and got gitmo’d for “terroristic threats”. It wasn’t a threat you infidels, it was a promise!

my boy ceasar just had his psn name killed cuz it was "blue shaft veins"

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
When I was a teen, voice chat just wasn't a thing.

I think I really dodged a bullet there.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Nothing like some dickbag getting pissed off at you in Battlefield: Vietnam, declaring that you’re using an aim hack, and getting dumped out of the server. I would IRL fight them.

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I played a shitload of Halo 2 multiplayer back in the day

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