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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The Sam's Club thread while Costco is closed down due to protests
 
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Sam's Choice? He should choose to gently caress off.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Sam's may be a shorter drive from your house, but you'll live with the shame your entire life.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Wendigee posted:

I'm sure you never use Amazon or Kroger or Walmart either right.

I only use your mom

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Snowmankilla posted:

drat it. I lost the Costco thread. Anyone have it?

You mean this one?

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Smugworth posted:

Sam's club can suck my dick, bitch op

Trying to close the Sam's club thread too?

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Sam's club is a bag of sub par, over priced dicks.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
How dainty are your assholes that this isn't soft enough?
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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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You know those rotisserie chickens at Sam's have been at best mistreated.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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satanic splash-back posted:

It must be nice to have options besides Walmart or Sam's Club without a 30+ minute drive.

It must be rough to hate yourself so much you'd give Sam your money just to save a few minutes of your pointless life.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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No one here is posting their love for Sam's Club. At best it is some twisted acceptance.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
sam walton or lowtax sr?

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Wendigee posted:

Black diamond extra sharp cheddar spread is like crack.

Because it taste like rear end

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Haverchuck posted:

Leaving Costco: the person that scans your poo poo on the way out (do they all have that?) looks at your stuff for like 5 seconds, scans your receipt "have a nice day" and youre out.

Leaving Sam's Club: huge line to leave even though its not busy; they go through all of every customers carts like they are criminals (several are, and get sent back to the registers to pay for their poo poo they didnt pay for), it takes forever and oh yeah its Sams Club so what the gently caress did you just buy, a bunch of gas station snack food in bulk probably?

The person at Costco spends more time drawing a smiley face on the back of my receipt for my kid than actually looking at my cart contents.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Close your eyes. Imagine Sam's Club on a Saturday afternoon.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

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Dick Fontaine posted:

:fart:

Sam's Club started doing samples?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The Sam's Club thread while Costco is closed down due to protests