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hot cocoa on the couch posted:iirc it's cheaper and in some cases more environmentally friendly (depending on your definition of this) to wrap produce in plastic. it brings spoilage way down so more produce makes it to market, especially when it's coming from far away. i think it was cucumbers that had an over 50% spoilage rate here before they started wrapping them in plastic Thank you for the informative post. Rated thread a 3. STABASS posted:was the dinner good? He ordered for her, got shrimp and clam linguini (forgetting she has a shellfish allergy) and refused to apologize or order anything else. 
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If OP’s supposedly so drat rich, how come he doesn’t upgrade to 4 OLIVES?!?!? Or, hell, win his spouse’s approval back with the power of entrepreneurialism by starting his own artisanal olive oil brand (that’s really just drop-shipped from Bulgaria)
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Feb 3, 2023 23:29
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I've found an artists rendition of the end of OPs date
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Cabbages and Kings posted:spending money on fancy poo poo to make your spouse want to gently caress you is the most fuckin capitalist-brainwashed-scrub poo poo i've ever seen Hahaha you must be so lonely, goddamn
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I just want to say that I have had sex recently with my spouse and it didn't cost me anything. 
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Feb 4, 2023 01:34
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PinheadSlim posted:I've found an artists rendition of the end of OPs date Lol what even is this its hilarious
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Feb 4, 2023 01:39
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Three Olives posted:I just want to say that I have had sex recently with my spouse and it didn't cost me anything. It cost you time. And as we say in the fast lane, "time is money, babe." 
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Feb 4, 2023 01:48
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Time and DNA.
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NoiseAnnoys posted:are you sleeping on the floor in a daycare? what's up with the safety flooring? Yes. When the children come in I just put playdoh in my ears and go back to sleep. Dollar store mats provide just enough softness for comfort. I can put it all away in five minutes and then have room for projects, or better acoustics when I play piano.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Hahaha you must be so lonely, goddamn Rare agree with my arch nemesis
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its all nice on rice posted:Time and DNA. Time, DNA and an expensive touch screen toaster.
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Drove behind someone with an I ❤️ My Wife bumper sticker going out to get dinner tonight and thought of the OP, whose wife does not ❤️ him back.
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nine-gear crow posted:Drove behind someone with an I ❤️ My Wife bumper sticker going out to get dinner tonight and thought of the OP, whose wife does not ❤️ him back. Wife wishes she had been ♠️ before meeting OP so she would not be stuck with him. oh god I feel so mean I don’t know you Piggy Smalls and I don’t actually mean it. I just wanted to make the spayed/spade visual joke
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PinheadSlim posted:I've found an artists rendition of the end of OPs date Wow i can't believe I used to enjoy this dudes poo poo lol
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Is this you OP? https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE "I have a wife at home and she hates me I sleep outside cos she makes me"
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protodependency posted:Yes. When the children come in I just put playdoh in my ears and go back to sleep. nice
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I'm sleeping in my big rear end bed, just me, smoking weed, drinking beer, watching Star Trek Voyager on my 65 inch OLED I ain't got no ROOM for no wife!!!
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I got an electric blanket and my dog curls up with me and sometimes a cat pops in to say hey. Life is good.
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I guess I'm laying in bed not sleeping BUT!!! u catch my drift
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istewart posted:If OP’s supposedly so drat rich, how come he doesn’t upgrade to 4 OLIVES?!?!? 4 olives is a plebeian.
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Bloopsy posted:OP got caught watching deepfake porn videos of twitch streamers. Not much more to the story than that, really. I wish I could unsee this post. I don't know who these people are and I didn't watch the video, but it's still too modern for me. I just wanted to know why the OP was on the couch
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Vim Fuego posted:I wish I could unsee this post. I don't know who these people are and I didn't watch the video, but it's still too modern for me. I just wanted to know why the OP was on the couch You just don't have the high skill mindset to comprehend OP and his wife.
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Once together, now apart, should’ve held in that rancid fart
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kntfkr posted:It cost you time. And as we say in the fast lane, "time is money, babe." maybe their spouse pays them for sex
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Cabbages and Kings posted:spending money on fancy poo poo to make your spouse want to gently caress you is the most fuckin capitalist-brainwashed-scrub poo poo i've ever seen This is legit a "posting so bad it's probatable"-level post
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Piggy Smalls posted:4 olives is a plebeian. Keep posting details in your threads, rear end in a top hat.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Hahaha you must be so lonely, goddamn Not really but I was really really high when I wrote that, which isn't an excuse but man I need to not write stoned diatribes, Jesus. I was trying to be funny by just taking an extreme stance and then running it into the ground hard, but it's p cringe to reread and the general reaction has tracked that way, so I'll take the own goal
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Wife makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I sleep on wife's sexy time.
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Vim Fuego posted:I wish I could unsee this post. I don't know who these people are and I didn't watch the video, but it's still too modern for me. I just wanted to know why the OP was on the couch It's just some guy who shouts over other people playing video games apologizing for stroking his wiener and doing cums to fake videos of other people who shout over videos of other people playing video games, nbd
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I've never looked at a married couple and been envious. They always seem miserable. Not that i'm not miserable, but at least I can do drugs whenever I want without anyone bitching at me.
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Peggy Edson posted:It's just some guy who shouts over other people playing video games apologizing for stroking his wiener and doing cums to fake videos of other people who shout over videos of other people playing video games, nbd Who would have guessed that late stage capitalism would take commodity fetishism so literally?
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unknown butthole posted:I've never looked at a married couple and been envious. They always seem miserable. Not that i'm not miserable, but at least I can do drugs whenever I want without anyone bitching at me. How many Funko pops/sexy anime figurines do you own
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unknown butthole posted:I've never looked at a married couple and been envious. They always seem miserable. Not that i'm not miserable, but at least I can do drugs whenever I want without anyone bitching at me. This is the most  post I've read in years. Well done.
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