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Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

install in tampermonkey or greasemonkey

https://i.imgur.com/2E1jHnj.mp4

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         CSPAM Nothing Matters
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      0.1
// @description  Replaces CSPAM banner with Nothing Matters dance
// @author       Oglethorpe
// @match        https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=269*
// @icon         https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?sz=64&domain=somethingawful.com
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    document.getElementById("nav_title").innerHTML = "<video autoplay="" loop="" muted="true" poster="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLumlh.jpg"><source src="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLuml.mp4" type="video\/mp4"><source src="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLuml.webm" type="video\/webm"><\/video>"
})();

Oglethorpe has issued a correction as of 00:56 on Feb 3, 2023

# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:50

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# ? May 3, 2024 17:20

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

that covers up the slogan i invented. gently caress you

# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:52

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

uh maybe put the string single quotes since it contains double quotes lol

# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:52

Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

Dustcat posted:

uh maybe put the string single quotes since it contains double quotes lol

it works on my machine

# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:55

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

Oglethorpe posted:

it works on my machine

sounds good

# ? Feb 3, 2023 00:56

croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 95 days!

why would i want this stupid bullshit op

# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:27

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN: Aug 12, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

ground floor, voted 1, gas

# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:41

Honky Mao: Dec 26, 2012; Can't post for 4 hours!

Goon I'm sorry you feel like that, but actually everything matters and we're all embryos in the universal womb of God

# ? Feb 3, 2023 01:48

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

find meaning through posting

# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:23

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

I only support official changes made by the regime

# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:29

Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

i say swears online posted:

that covers up the slogan i invented. gently caress you

your slogan still shows up when reading threads, "better posts aren't possible", where posts are actually shown

it's not like i spent time trying to figure out how to make this banner show up in threads because the showthread url doesn't include the forumid or anything

# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:48

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

you matter op. :angel:

# ? Feb 3, 2023 02:50

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Sorry op this is disrespectful to the patriots of January 6th imo

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:14

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

what in the hell kind of browser are you running where this doesn't cause it to give up

code:

document.getElementById("nav_title").innerHTML = "<video autoplay="" loop="" muted="true" poster="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLumlh.jpg"><source src="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLuml.mp4" type="video\/mp4"><source src="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLuml.webm" type="video\/webm"><\/video>"

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:47

NeatHeteroDude: Jan 15, 2017

this is mod endorsed. i asked all the mods and they said, "yes nhd, we love this and we love you, too."

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:00

Janitor Ludwich IV: Jan 25, 2019; by vyelkin

NeatHeteroDude posted:

this is mod endorsed. i asked all the mods and they said, "yes nhd, we love this and we love you, too."

concerning

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:14

Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

Dustcat posted:

what in the hell kind of browser are you running where this doesn't cause it to give up

code:

document.getElementById("nav_title").innerHTML = "<video autoplay="" loop="" muted="true" poster="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLumlh.jpg"><source src="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLuml.mp4" type="video\/mp4"><source src="https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/RiOLuml.webm" type="video\/webm"><\/video>"

i ran it through a regex escape script

also it's what every mp4/webm embed looks like in the page

so uh

blame radium?

tl;dr:

https://i.imgur.com/RiOLuml.mp4

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:31

tristeham: Jul 31, 2022

voted 1

# ? Feb 3, 2023 06:59

NeatHeteroDude: Jan 15, 2017

tristeham posted:

voted 1

erased your vote.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 08:50

croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 95 days!

man i dunno why i said that sorry op

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:02

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

NeatHeteroDude posted:

this is mod endorsed. i asked all the mods and they said, "yes nhd, we love this and we love you, too."

sorry gonna need to see a red star post it in a stickied thread, i don't trust a lowly blue star

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:03

lumpentroll: Mar 4, 2020

croup coughfield posted:

man i dunno why i said that sorry op

you probably did it because you�re a catty bitch

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:07

croup coughfield: Apr 8, 2020; Can't post for 95 days!

lumpentroll posted:

you probably did it because you�re a catty bitch

💯

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:31

Cuttlefush: Jan 15, 2014; Gleichheit soll gedeihen

really did not expect it to be myanmar coup aerobics lady

song is fun though. kind of a low energy crazy frog vibe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY1IFnjM8-Y

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:36

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# ? May 3, 2024 17:20

Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

gotta say

poo poo still holds up

# ? Feb 5, 2023 21:54

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