*gently kissing the groundhog upon it's head*

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > *gently kissing the groundhog upon it's head*

Heather Papps: hello friend

listen i'll still love you no matter what

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:24

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 30, 2024 18:17

Heather Papps: hello friend

speak your truth

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

for thy love i will endure a winter long

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

lack of shadow, i present myself
shadow, thy, i hide my eyes
the seasons turn
same as it ever was
the frost-soil churns
wood burns into dust
wiarton willie we sing your song
please willie, dear willie
tell us winter won't be long

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 03:45

Twenty Four

What about prairie dogs? I like those.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 14:20

Manifisto

you all look to the groundhog for your weather, I look to the skyhog

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:11

Twenty Four

Manifisto posted:

you all look to the groundhog for your weather, I look to the skyhog

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:12

kalel

I can see my shadow so I predict six more weeks of kissin them groundhogs

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:34

Manifisto

Twenty Four posted:

sure, but if one really wants to get the big picture,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsGRCf8T9Y

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:58

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I never met a groundhog I couldn't scare

# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:45

Cosmik Slop: What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off. Waiting to WORSHIP a RAT.

# ? Feb 4, 2023 01:29

Shifty Nipples

woodchuck

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 4, 2023 04:53

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Cosmik Slop posted:

This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off. Waiting to WORSHIP a RAT.

Technically it's a giant squirrel

# ? Feb 4, 2023 20:59

nut

ground�hog? wait how many AirBNBs u got

# ? Feb 4, 2023 22:30

free hubcaps

Heather Papps posted:

Posting prairie dogs in teh woodchuck thread smdh

ty Saoshyant!

# ? Feb 5, 2023 00:08

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

destroying the groundhog w/ facts and logic

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 5, 2023 00:48

Heather Papps: hello friend

free hubcaps posted:

Posting prairie dogs in teh woodchuck thread smdh

all rodents are friends

in doing my research for this thread i discovered the tradition started back in the old country but with badgers

also in newfoundland they do it with a lobster somehow

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 5, 2023 01:04

Heather Papps: hello friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkShl2RS2Jk

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 5, 2023 02:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

which poster is this:

the byob colours!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 5, 2023 02:47

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

which poster is this:

the byob colours!

not me I'm an actual pokemon

# ? Feb 5, 2023 02:53

baka of lathspell

Cosmik Slop posted:

This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off. Waiting to WORSHIP a RAT.

wake up sheeple!!! you think a rat can predict the weather??? as we speak the illuminatus totalizing mechanism function is here to tell us when to say winter is over. well i say winter is over, and its been over for a long time. now whose with me fellas???

*hits the dmt bong*

ah i see big groundhog has gotten to you

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Feb 8, 2023 16:08

kalel

STOP DOING GROUNDHOG DAY

GROUNDHOGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREDICT THE WEATHER
MONTHS OF HIBERNATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for being able to see your SHADOW
Want to know what the weather will be? WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL! GO OUTSIDE and LOOK UP!!!
"Yes please tell me what the WEATHER will be, marmot." "He can't see his shadow, it's going to be a COLD ONE!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Punxsutawney has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the holes in the ground WE built for them
(These are REAL Groundhogs, with REAL Shadows):

???

????????

?????????????????

"Hello I would like winter to end early please Mr. Phil"

They have played us for absolute fools

kalel fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Feb 8, 2023

# ? Feb 8, 2023 18:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

kalel posted:

STOP DOING GROUNDHOG DAY

GROUNDHOGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREDICT THE WEATHER

MONTHS OF HIBERNATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for being able to see your SHADOW

Want to know what the weather will be? WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL! GO OUTSIDE and LOOK UP!!!

"Yes please tell me what the WEATHER will be, marmot." "He can't see his shadow, it's going to be a COLD ONE!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Punxsutawney has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the holes in the ground WE built for them
(These are REAL Groundhogs, with REAL Shadows):

???

????????

?????????????????

"Hello I would like winter to end early please Mr. Phil"

They have played us for absolute fools

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 8, 2023 21:24

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

kalel posted:

STOP DOING GROUNDHOG DAY

GROUNDHOGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREDICT THE WEATHER

MONTHS OF HIBERNATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for being able to see your SHADOW

Want to know what the weather will be? WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL! GO OUTSIDE and LOOK UP!!!

"Yes please tell me what the WEATHER will be, marmot." "He can't see his shadow, it's going to be a COLD ONE!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Punxsutawney has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the holes in the ground WE built for them
(These are REAL Groundhogs, with REAL Shadows):

???

????????

?????????????????

"Hello I would like winter to end early please Mr. Phil"

They have played us for absolute fools

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 9, 2023 02:29

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

kalel posted:

STOP DOING GROUNDHOG DAY

GROUNDHOGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREDICT THE WEATHER

MONTHS OF HIBERNATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for being able to see your SHADOW

Want to know what the weather will be? WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL! GO OUTSIDE and LOOK UP!!!

"Yes please tell me what the WEATHER will be, marmot." "He can't see his shadow, it's going to be a COLD ONE!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Punxsutawney has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the holes in the ground WE built for them
(These are REAL Groundhogs, with REAL Shadows):

???

????????

?????????????????

"Hello I would like winter to end early please Mr. Phil"

They have played us for absolute fools

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 9, 2023 13:04

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

A lifelong student of analytical psychology, the groundhog learns to incorporate its shadow.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Feb 9, 2023 14:32

baka of lathspell

kalel posted:

STOP DOING GROUNDHOG DAY

GROUNDHOGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREDICT THE WEATHER

MONTHS OF HIBERNATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for being able to see your SHADOW

Want to know what the weather will be? WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL! GO OUTSIDE and LOOK UP!!!

"Yes please tell me what the WEATHER will be, marmot." "He can't see his shadow, it's going to be a COLD ONE!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Punxsutawney has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the holes in the ground WE built for them
(These are REAL Groundhogs, with REAL Shadows):

???

????????

?????????????????

"Hello I would like winter to end early please Mr. Phil"

They have played us for absolute fools

i didnt want to be the fifth empty quoter in a row but lmao

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Feb 9, 2023 15:18

baka of lathspell

the gangster computer communist groundhog god

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Feb 9, 2023 15:19

w4ddl3d33: BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

reaching inside punxsutawny phil's burrow and pulling out some printouts of trip reports from erowid

# ? Feb 10, 2023 01:06

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 30, 2024 18:17

nut

one year i tried using my hook vhs to let peter pan call the seasons but hoo boy i tell you what, i don't even know where to begin, long story short check my letterbox'd

# ? Feb 10, 2023 16:23

The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > *gently kissing the groundhog upon it's head*