GROUNDHOGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREDICT THE WEATHER
MONTHS OF HIBERNATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for being able to see your SHADOW
Want to know what the weather will be? WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL! GO OUTSIDE and LOOK UP!!!
"Yes please tell me what the WEATHER will be, marmot." "He can't see his shadow, it's going to be a COLD ONE!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Punxsutawney has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the holes in the ground WE built for them (These are REAL Groundhogs, with REAL Shadows):
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"Hello I would like winter to end early please Mr. Phil"