*gently kissing the groundhog upon it's head*

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Cosmik Slop posted:

This is pitiful. A thousand people, freezing their butts off. Waiting to WORSHIP a RAT.

wake up sheeple!!! you think a rat can predict the weather??? as we speak the illuminatus totalizing mechanism function is here to tell us when to say winter is over. well i say winter is over, and its been over for a long time. now whose with me fellas???

*hits the dmt bong*

ah i see big groundhog has gotten to you

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kalel posted:

STOP DOING GROUNDHOG DAY

GROUNDHOGS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO PREDICT THE WEATHER

MONTHS OF HIBERNATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for being able to see your SHADOW

Want to know what the weather will be? WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL! GO OUTSIDE and LOOK UP!!!

"Yes please tell me what the WEATHER will be, marmot." "He can't see his shadow, it's going to be a COLD ONE!" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what Punxsutawney has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the holes in the ground WE built for them
(These are REAL Groundhogs, with REAL Shadows):

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"Hello I would like winter to end early please Mr. Phil"

They have played us for absolute fools

i didnt want to be the fifth empty quoter in a row but lmao

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# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 15:18

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the gangster computer communist groundhog god

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