This Thread is like Madlibs but it's a Comic (Experimental)

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deep dish peat moss

This thread is going to be like Madlibs except in comic format where you can be the characters.

To sign up you must fill out the following character sheet. Gross submissions will be sanitized in possibly funny ways. I will initially draw madlibs words from these character sheets and there will be opportunities to submit more words in the future.

You may submit additional information about your character but no promises that I will adhere to anything outside of the character sheet. Do not submit an image of your character I will do that.

code:

Name - 

Funny Object (#1) - 
Funny Object (#2) - 
Funny Object (#3) - 

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - 
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - 

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - 
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - 
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - 
Verb your character is bad at - 

A Place - 

A Vehicle - 

Something your character is afraid of - 

Something your character wants to do before they die - 

The name of your character's arch nemesis -

Here is the comic so far:
#1

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Feb 5, 2023

# ? Feb 4, 2023 01:53

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# ? May 13, 2024 12:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

code:

Name - Slam Dango

Funny Object (#1) - very large novelty hat
Funny Object (#2) - snakeskin cowboy boots
Funny Object (#3) - a sixty gallon oil drum filled with home made sauerkraut 

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - a cowpoke, a saloon pianist and a sheriff's deputy walk into a saloon
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - what's full of bullets and madder then a cat on bath day

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - that's not a duck, that's my wife!
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - and that's why you never fool with dynamite!
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - hootin'
Verb your character is bad at - dancin'

A Place - Rustlesnake Gulch

A Vehicle - my trusty stallion Doug

Something your character is afraid of - every day before putting on their boots they check and make sure there isn't a tiny man hiding in one of them

Something your character wants to do before they die - shoot the moon out of the sky

The name of your character's arch nemesis - Bang Rango

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thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 4, 2023 13:51

Finger Prince

code:

Name - Chansey the Rapper

Funny Object (#1) - novelty buttplug
Funny Object (#2) - far too many eggs
Funny Object (#3) - one of those cans that you turn upside down and it makes a mooing sound except it's broken and only emits a horrifying wail

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - you know how at airports they make you take your shoes off? 
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - so I'm in whole foods the other day... 

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - that is one [i]massive[/i] donkey! 
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - huh, I guess it [i]will[/i] fit in there. 
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - eating
Verb your character is bad at - horse archery

A Place - lumber supply store

A Vehicle - nondescript white econoline van

Something your character is afraid of - getting arrested 

Something your character wants to do before they die - kill everyone who wronged them

The name of your character's arch nemesis - Rattata (the Rapper)

# ? Feb 4, 2023 16:40

deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 4, 2023 20:04

biosterous

code:

Name - Jerp Blorgus

Funny Object (#1) - very large rare-earth magnet
Funny Object (#2) - basket of assorted parts
Funny Object (#3) - the middle half of a sandwich

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - did you hear the one about the man and the big red cow?
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - 

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - lawyer? i hardly even know her!
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - that's a high price for corn!
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - mosey
Verb your character is bad at - plan

A Place - community theatre

A Vehicle - moped

Something your character is afraid of - barley

Something your character wants to do before they die - say a heartfelt "thank you" to an ant

The name of your character's arch nemesis - big ryan's dad

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
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he/him

# ? Feb 4, 2023 20:28

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

code:

Name - Fuckface McKenza

Funny Object (#1) - A novelty hammer (blown up)
Funny Object (#2) - The funny bone of pope boniface VIII
Funny Object (#3) - A rubber banana

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - what's the deal with french heresy?
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - a smith and a fruit salesman enters a bar

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - and you payed him TWELVE forints?!
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - a man should simply mind his own business.
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - tooting
Verb your character is bad at - shooting

A Place - beirut

A Vehicle - the humble volvo

Something your character is afraid of - chips (the american, not british, kind)

Something your character wants to do before they die - make a new dracula, but this time with crypto

The name of your character's arch nemesis - the OP

Nosfereefer fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Feb 4, 2023

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# ? Feb 4, 2023 20:35

Justa Dandelion: [sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

code:

Name - Frink the Frog

Funny Object (#1) - a lily pad that is also like his home or something
Funny Object (#2) - very out of date roadmaps from AAA and they are all super waterlogged from being in the pond all the time
Funny Object (#3) - a half inflated basketball

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - "How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - "what's the difference between a toad and a nematode?"

Non-Sequitur Punchline  - "... and that's why I always say, the bigger the... CHEDDAR!"
Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - "... the PAWS button!"

Verb your character is good at - playing counterstrike
Verb your character is bad at - breathing

A Place - basketball courts at the Y

A Vehicle - Flippin rad razor scooter

Something your character is afraid of - getting pantsed/wedgied/noogied or otherwise bullied

Something your character wants to do before they die - actually make a basket in basketball

The name of your character's arch nemesis - frank the much cooler frog

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin:

Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

# ? Feb 4, 2023 21:10

Manifisto

code:

Name - Pumtander Sorplekin

Funny Object (#1) - unresonably large rolling pin
Funny Object (#2) - biscuit knuckles (like brass knuckles but made of biscuit)
Funny Object (#3) - codpiece w/live cod

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - I just flew in from Kalamazoo, and . . .
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - My rolling pin is SO large . . .

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - and I said, "that's not my toe!"
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - and she stepped on the ball!
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - dithering
Verb your character is bad at - requesting

A Place - disused gift shop in Florence, Italy

A Vehicle - Popemobile

Something your character is afraid of - being afraid of commitment

Something your character wants to do before they die - lick the most valuable stamp

The name of your character's arch nemesis - Todd Peeblemas, assistant postmaster of Kalamazoo, MI

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 4, 2023 21:42

deep dish peat moss

Here are images of the characters thus far, I am putting this together from thousands of doodles on my ipad but it's likely to evolve over time, such as resizing everything to a consistent size

Heather Papps posted:

Slam Dango

Finger Prince posted:

Chansey the Rapper

biosterous posted:

Jerp Blorgus

Nosfereefer posted:

Fuckface McKenza

Justa Dandelion posted:

Frink the Frog

Manifisto posted:

Pumtander Sorplekin

# ? Feb 4, 2023 23:53

deep dish peat moss

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Feb 5, 2023

# ? Feb 5, 2023 01:53

deep dish peat moss

e: Whopps I misspelled Chansey

# ? Feb 5, 2023 04:10

BoldFrankensteinMir

code:

Name - El Duende Del Ocho

Funny Object (#1) -  Water Wings
Funny Object (#2) -  Jodhpurs
Funny Object (#3) -  Crookes Radiometer

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - A hundred and twenty two clowns walk into a bar.
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - How is a raven like a writing desk?

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - You're a real jerk, Superman.
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - No soap! Radio!!
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - hear
Verb your character is bad at - listen

A Place - a microscopic castle hollowed out from a dead mailman's pinky toe

A Vehicle - flying carpet

Something your character is afraid of - falling off his flying carpet

Something your character wants to do before they die - deconstruct the British monarchy

The name of your character's arch nemesis - Tommy Z. Murgatroyd

Sig by Heather Papps

# ? Feb 5, 2023 15:35

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

code:

Name - Fred

Funny Object (#1) - A talking horse
Funny Object (#2) - A very large spoon
Funny Object (#3) - A funny hat

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - "So there was like a man, that kind of like walked into a bar.." 
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - "What do you call a submarine that doesn't go under water?"

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - "maybe all shoes should work this way!"
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - "roasted... FISH POPSTICLES"
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - escaping his arch nemisis Bob Maniac's convoluted traps
Verb your character is bad at - understanding his talking horse

A Place - North Atlanta

A Vehicle - A tiny red car

Something your character is afraid of - Free radicals

Something your character wants to do before they die - Build a space rocket and fly to the moon

The name of your character's arch nemesis - Bob Maniac, Traveling car salesman and yoga instructor..

# ? Feb 5, 2023 23:47

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# ? May 13, 2024 12:07

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

code:

Name - Buster Byob

Funny Object (#1) - cilantro
Funny Object (#2) - tampon
Funny Object (#3) - that toy where you squeeze it and the eyes pop out

Setup to a Joke (One sentence max) - A guy says to me, he says, "Hey! What's the deal with your red shoes?"
(Optional) Setup to a Joke #2 - 

Non-Sequitur Punchline (One sentence max) - Haven't had one since my wife left me!
(Optional) Non-Sequitur Punchline #2 - 
(These should NOT be complementary to your joke setups)

Verb your character is good at - crucifying
Verb your character is bad at - focusing

A Place - Smyrna, DE

A Vehicle - carriage

Something your character is afraid of - the Amish

Something your character wants to do before they die - go to Dave and Busters

The name of your character's arch nemesis - Mad Frank

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 19:06

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