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Heather Papps

hello friend


"help me!" she cried, plunging the blade into my body over and over again. "i'm in a whole world of trouble!" she sighed, methodically placing a pool ball in a sock and whirling it above her head before crashing it into my face.
"my dog's missing!" she bemoaned, as her dog latched onto my genitals with his teeth and began to shake it's head back and forth.

another typical monday for this private dick. the money ain't great but the perks are poo poo.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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Heather Papps

hello friend


Farecoal posted:

As soon as she walked in I knew this dame was going to be a slight annoyance. She asked if this was the office of some lawyer. I told her no, that was next door. She thanked me and left.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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