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Buttchocks posted:A set of gams walked into my office wearing a ushanka that probably cost more than the building we were standing in. In broken English she told me she was on vacation from her summer home in Minsk. While sight-seeing, she'd bought some jewelry from a nice lady named Tiffany. During the night her new souvenirs had gone missing from the Plaza Hotel vault, and she wanted to hire me to find them. I didn't want to get involved in an international scandal, but she was offering me enough to cover my gambling debt, alimony, back rent, and a steak dinner for two at Vito's. I could tell this dame was rubles. |
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Buttchocks posted:A cloud of misery drifted down the hall. Carrying a skull and Soliloquizing like it was his last day on earth. Something about his mother marrying some no-good palooka, a dead girlfriend, a ghost dad, friends trying to bump him off….I could tell right away the Dane was trouble. |
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