Right away I knew this dame was trouble

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Right away I knew this dame was trouble

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I could tell by the anvil sailing through the air inches from my head and through my kitchen wall that this dame meant business.

I was about to say as much when her flaming shoryuken caught me in the jaw mid sentence, knocking me out cold.

When I awoke the next morning she was gone again, just like always.

Hell truly has no fury like a dame scorned. It's just a shame I had to learn this the hard way.

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# ¿ Feb 4, 2023 19:53

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 15:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

"help me!" she cried, plunging the blade into my body over and over again. "i'm in a whole world of trouble!" she sighed, methodically placing a pool ball in a sock and whirling it above her head before crashing it into my face.
"my dog's missing!" she bemoaned, as her dog latched onto my genitals with his teeth and began to shake it's head back and forth.

another typical monday for this private dick. the money ain't great but the perks are poo poo.

lmao

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 08:46

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