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Feb 4, 2023 23:32
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when the dame walked into my office she was wearing an entire lion pride wrapped around her shoulders. she had cold eyes like green jujubes. "hey," i said, "aren't there laws against hunting a species so much it goes totally extinct thanks to you?" by her cold eyes of confusion i could tell the mirthless dame was trouble. its fake fur, she said. but i could tell that fur was about as fake as my hair. which isnt fake. all i could think about in that desperate hour was that somewhere, a big hairless cat was shivering in the cold, unforgiving natural climate of where it lived. when the dame walked into my office and asked where the other guys office was i was already compiling a formal complaint to the SPCA inside my mind palace
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Feb 4, 2023 23:41
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Farecoal posted:As soon as she walked in I knew this dame was going to be a slight annoyance. She asked if this was the office of some lawyer. I told her no, that was next door. She thanked me and left. lol
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Feb 6, 2023 16:56
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right away i knew this dam was trouble. okay, i said, loosening my sticking-in finger, i can save the day, but ill need to be compensated for my time
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Feb 8, 2023 16:12
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that dame was ten cents if she was a nickel. she slapped the silver on my desk with a sound like a bomb blown up by a crazy man. don't spend it all in one place she said with a well placed wink. right away i knew that dime was trouble and i shouldnt try to spend it
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