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Heather Papps: hello friend

i'm smoking inside your bowling alley

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:28

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# ? May 4, 2024 15:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

nice pub you have here, shame if someone starting smoking in it...

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

this movie is too long i'm having a cigarette kids cover your mouths

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

it is amazing what advances we've made over the past few years. when i was but a sprout flying to africa to shoot an elephant dead was but just a fantasy. i can't wait to kill such a noble, wise and peaceful creature.

*lights a cigarette*

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

i want to die you aren't going to stop me by telling me it's going to happen

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

yes i am aware this is a wendy's drive thru you can't stop me from smoking in my own car i am going to burn your restaurant to the ground

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

i will die before i give up my watermelon vape juice. you're just lucky i got into modding my vape and not 3d printing guns, fucko.

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

jamaican cigars have been competing for primacy over the past few years but the harvest from '18-'22 has been bad enough no one would blame you for switching to honduran sticks.

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

*spending 15 minutes reading the new jobs smoking policy*
"ya'll got a spittoon or do i have to bring in my own gatorade bottle?"

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh what now i can't smoke in the subway. fascist.

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

oh me? i'm not getting off this elevator, it's a perfect cigar chamber. would you like a puff?

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

sir this is a maternity ward you can't bring a dozen cigar smoking men in here

"wow look at this, biden's america"
*low resonance hooting and hollering overwhelms the hospital*

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

SNAKE! there's lasers in this room!

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 03:56

Manifisto

the cigarette and the cigar cancel each other out, it's like matter and antimatter. it's as if I wasn't smoking anything at all!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 5, 2023 04:04

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

*weed noise*

# ? Feb 5, 2023 06:55

Ass-penny

I am still so mad I can't find the clip from martin and orloff about the cigar not being lit

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 06:55

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Second hand smoke? What you're too good for first hand smoke now?

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:01

Dumb Sex-Parrot

man i was at a pub last night for a little more than an hour and I had to wash my hair when I got home it smelled so much of smoke

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 12:10

Manifisto

minus 108 F on Mount Washington yesterday. that's . . . brisk

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 5, 2023 13:24

Dumb Sex-Parrot

i had to calculate twice and check the news once because -70C sounds absolutely bonkers :eyepop:

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 15:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

it was minus 30 at work last shift and waited for almost seven hours for my smoke break. thinking about quitting till spring, jk.

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:11

Shifty Nipples

i miss cigarettes sometimes

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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# ? Feb 7, 2023 06:21

Khanstant

where there is smoke... there is bowlin

# ? Feb 7, 2023 07:36

barfdog

it's almost midnight, and i'm here in this seedy bar in downtown brooklyn. it's dark, but i can feel the regulars giving me the eye. my mob contact is due to meet me here any minute. i wait patiently, nursing the scotch in front of me. i'd ordered a pitcher of woo-woo but the bartender called me a pussy and gave me this instead. it's fine i guess but what the hell is wrong with a woo-woo?

my contact had arrived, and was walking towards me with a stoic look. i recognised his getup - the suit, a gift from jimmy consigliano himself, matched his frame perfectly. he took a seat beside me and whipped out his VapeTech Obliterator 4000 and took a long inhale before emitting a fatty ghost. "huh, bubblegum. curious," i thought, as i was enveloped in a thick cloud.

"HEY!" yelled the bartender, tapping a sign reading "no smoking or e-cigs." i ended the meet early. first he calls me, a new york city detective, a pussy...and now this? how was i supposed to do good police work with this dick ruining the ambience? ugh. things ain't like they used to be.

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Feb 7, 2023 11:17

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

wow i can see that no one at this daycare wants me to look cool

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# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:34

w4ddl3d33: BIKE HARDER, YOUNG BLOOD

whrn i was living at my last apartment i loving hated my landlord and every time she did something that pissed me off id smoke a bunch of cigarettes indoors and exhale the smoke into the curtains...it was bad rear end

# ? Feb 10, 2023 01:10

Escape From Noise

Cigareetes? :baduk:

Check
Whuskey? 🥃 Check
Wild, wild women? Oh, you better believe that's a big ol' check! :c00l:

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Feb 10, 2023

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# ? Feb 10, 2023 13:12

baka of lathspell

*taking the november 1918 Gref Zeppelin from new york to Friedrichshaten*

whaddya mean i cant smoke on this dirigible???

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# ? Feb 10, 2023 13:21

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

vaping really took the fun out of getting your nicotine fix while refueling your car

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thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 10, 2023 13:30

Escape From Noise

watho posted:

vaping really took the fun out of getting your nicotine fix while refueling your car

Depends on who made the vape battery.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 10, 2023 13:30

Escape From Noise

I thought this was America!

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# ? Feb 10, 2023 13:32

nut

*mumbling through a mouth full of smoke* who wants to catch the shotgun? they don't want you to know the tobacco is still good, you can pull doubles even triples if you get the seal right. what's that, officer? no, i'm not gonna leave, i haven't even touched my fries yet you can see that. Okay officer also no, acab you can't catch this smoke, metaphorically and literally

# ? Feb 10, 2023 16:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

baka fwocka fwame posted:

*taking the november 1918 Gref Zeppelin from new york to Friedrichshaten*

whaddya mean i cant smoke on this dirigible???

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# ? Feb 10, 2023 23:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

"okay so... uh what do we even do here now. it's called a "cigar club" are we just gonna drop all pretense and call it the "get drunk and give your buddy a hj club?""

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# ? Feb 10, 2023 23:16