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potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Sash! posted:

If you wanted to do something private with another man, it wasn't gay. It was just two men, celebrating each other's strength.

Okay, now the crab is getting aroused. Shut it down.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Inferior posted:

i’m gonna cut up your face so bad you’ll have a chin.

Hello, I'm Nazi doctor Leo Spaceman.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Sash! posted:

We beat all the Music Choice channels, except for, of course, Latin Beats.

Because, not to profile, but most ghosts are white.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Whose sister runs the Friday night bingo game at Our Lady of Reluctant Integration in Waltham.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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There's no plural Frankenstein

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Lady, just because I'm an ignorant black man and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just 'cause I'm proud of my son.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I was randomly attacked by a Mets fan that I had threw a bottle at

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I'm not drunk either, but we'll manage.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Liz Lemon, I can't believe they put what you said in the paper!

Tracy, this is a Cathy cartoon.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I see a hand raising this blade. It is very dark. There is a wooden shoe, and a windmill... the murderer was the Prime Minster!


Searching for that quote led me to this amazing website: https://nestflix.fun/van-der-hoot-psychische-de-mentaalist/

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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When did ol' Bob Dunston swallow all this change?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I poured more cash into Donald's restaurant than my money pit in Connecticut!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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No I do not!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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You should just smack that Liz in the mouth.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I'S DONE STOLE THIS CATFISH

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I never sleep on planes; I don't want to get incepted.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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ninjahedgehog posted:

After you fired me, I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE. And since American Idol's not on until January, that left the United States government.

In 1994, the Pentagon explored the possibility of a non-lethal chemical weapon that would, quote, "reduce enemy soldiers combat posture by making them totally gaybones for each other."

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Listen up fives. A ten is speaking.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Tracy:
They do that a lot in movies: An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle, and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack.

This Honkey Grandma be Trippin'

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Shneak posted:

Sorry recurring hobos.

GIMME YA FINGERNAILS!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Earlier today, America's credit rating was downgraded to triple fart minus.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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bentacos posted:

Jordan men don't go to college! We go to the School of Hard Knocks.


A one-year vocational program where you learn to bang on doors and scare people into subscribing to magazines that they'll never get.

You wouldn't believe this, but that business failed. I blame Obama.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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This is debasing to both of us. I was a Tuskegee airman!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Hello, I'm Nazi doctor Heinrich Spaceman.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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You don't get to give dating advice. You sent a letter to Scott Peterson.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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I printed out this article on sodium for you.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Hey, what was that sound? It was opportunity knocking!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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DrBouvenstein posted:

Three bucks,
Two bags
One me!


Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?

You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she's a Murphy. Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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So for me to be there at the birth of my daughter, I have to answer trivia questions, despite having gone to middle school in a Exxon station?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that because if I go back there I'll be executed.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Poque posted:

Tracy Chapman. She's a woman, right?

Male nipples? Funny. Monkey nipples? Funny. Female nipples? USELESS!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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PizzaProwler posted:

I was born to design a video game where characters get weird with each other for golden points. My genius will not be denied.

A porn video game? It can't be done. Look, Tray, history's greatest perverts have tried: Walt Disney, Larry Flynt, the Japanese...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Well then I guess this is a Catch-22, although I don't know for sure, because I refuse to read literature that questions the morality of war.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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Okay, now the crab is getting aroused. Shut it down.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

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These cheesy blasters are here to teach us a lesson. The economy is struggling.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

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How are you so quiet when your parades are so loud?

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