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Sash! posted:If you wanted to do something private with another man, it wasn't gay. It was just two men, celebrating each other's strength. Okay, now the crab is getting aroused. Shut it down.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 22:23 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:55 |
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Inferior posted:i’m gonna cut up your face so bad you’ll have a chin. Hello, I'm Nazi doctor Leo Spaceman.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 00:04 |
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Sash! posted:We beat all the Music Choice channels, except for, of course, Latin Beats. Because, not to profile, but most ghosts are white.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 21:50 |
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Whose sister runs the Friday night bingo game at Our Lady of Reluctant Integration in Waltham.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 02:00 |
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There's no plural Frankenstein
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 07:14 |
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Lady, just because I'm an ignorant black man and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just 'cause I'm proud of my son.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 21:41 |
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I was randomly attacked by a Mets fan that I had threw a bottle at
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 21:41 |
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I'm not drunk either, but we'll manage.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 19:52 |
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Liz Lemon, I can't believe they put what you said in the paper! Tracy, this is a Cathy cartoon.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 09:14 |
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I see a hand raising this blade. It is very dark. There is a wooden shoe, and a windmill... the murderer was the Prime Minster! Searching for that quote led me to this amazing website: https://nestflix.fun/van-der-hoot-psychische-de-mentaalist/
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 15:18 |
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When did ol' Bob Dunston swallow all this change?
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 09:47 |
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I poured more cash into Donald's restaurant than my money pit in Connecticut!
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 23:07 |
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No I do not!
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2023 00:01 |
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You should just smack that Liz in the mouth.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 17:39 |
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I'S DONE STOLE THIS CATFISH
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 05:51 |
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I cursed for three hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch!
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 20:33 |
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I never sleep on planes; I don't want to get incepted.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2023 02:49 |
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ninjahedgehog posted:After you fired me, I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE. And since American Idol's not on until January, that left the United States government. In 1994, the Pentagon explored the possibility of a non-lethal chemical weapon that would, quote, "reduce enemy soldiers combat posture by making them totally gaybones for each other."
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 21:47 |
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Listen up fives. A ten is speaking.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 21:47 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:Tracy: This Honkey Grandma be Trippin'
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 16:19 |
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Shneak posted:Sorry recurring hobos. GIMME YA FINGERNAILS!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 19:28 |
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Earlier today, America's credit rating was downgraded to triple fart minus.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 18:12 |
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When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 03:04 |
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bentacos posted:Jordan men don't go to college! We go to the School of Hard Knocks. You wouldn't believe this, but that business failed. I blame Obama.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 04:22 |
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This is debasing to both of us. I was a Tuskegee airman!
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 18:10 |
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Hello, I'm Nazi doctor Heinrich Spaceman.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 21:58 |
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You don't get to give dating advice. You sent a letter to Scott Peterson.
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# ¿ May 6, 2023 23:03 |
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I printed out this article on sodium for you.
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# ¿ May 30, 2023 22:04 |
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Hey, what was that sound? It was opportunity knocking!
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 17:35 |
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You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 02:41 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Three bucks, You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 21:04 |
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This ought to prove my mother wrong, saying Donaghy is Gaelic for failure. What the hell does she know, she's a Murphy. Bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 15:56 |
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So for me to be there at the birth of my daughter, I have to answer trivia questions, despite having gone to middle school in a Exxon station?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 03:36 |
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The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that because if I go back there I'll be executed.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 01:14 |
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Poque posted:Tracy Chapman. She's a woman, right? Male nipples? Funny. Monkey nipples? Funny. Female nipples? USELESS!
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2023 17:42 |
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PizzaProwler posted:I was born to design a video game where characters get weird with each other for golden points. My genius will not be denied. A porn video game? It can't be done. Look, Tray, history's greatest perverts have tried: Walt Disney, Larry Flynt, the Japanese...
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 07:38 |
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Well then I guess this is a Catch-22, although I don't know for sure, because I refuse to read literature that questions the morality of war.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 17:11 |
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Okay, now the crab is getting aroused. Shut it down.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2023 05:32 |
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These cheesy blasters are here to teach us a lesson. The economy is struggling.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2023 05:04 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 14:55 |
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How are you so quiet when your parades are so loud?
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 17:35 |