|
Davros1 posted:My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle. Do you even know how to drive a motorcycle? 
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2023 02:15
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 3, 2024 17:04 |
|
|
Boy I hope we rescue the Starfish King on this adventure! It'll be a slaaaaam dunk Would you call what we did last night sex? Season one had some strong moments, but season two is when they just start hitting dingers every line.
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2023 05:01
|
|
|
Davros1 posted:My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle. It is impossible for me to not think of this line when I see a motorcycle with a sidecar
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2023 16:08
|
|
|
Paid my way through Princeton working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that Days Inn.
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2023 16:53
|
|
|
ninjahedgehog posted:"That was me, for two weeks in college. I was popular for one glorious fortnight, and then it all went away. I don't know why." "Sitting on a park bench. . . . I, don't know, any words but park bench!"
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2023 16:59
|
|
|
I don't think her grandmother likes me. Te odio Yo soy Jack!
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2023 21:14
|
|
|
theflyingexecutive posted:Paid my way through Princeton working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that Days Inn. LOL. The writing was so drat good.
|
|
#
?
Jun 12, 2023 22:31
|
|
|
I know you don't know what this means, but in eating eggs again. I know it means this conversation is disgusting.
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2023 00:41
|
|
|
DrBouvenstein posted:"Sitting on a park bench. And he's making eye contact with me I can tell that he'll smile, and stay for a while And say "Pete, you're who I want to be."
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2023 00:54
|
|
|
We all called him Mean Steve, but his real name was Steven Killer.
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2023 18:54
|
|
|
Someone who's in a rush to go back to work? There's something you don't see every day! Now that's an example of a very appropriate, and very, very funny joke.
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2023 19:47
|
|
|
I'll just make myself a drink. Where's the bar? Well there's a bar in the the shower that the previous tenant installed in there to keep from slipping. He still died in there, though.
|
|
#
?
Jun 13, 2023 21:50
|
|
|
Not a quote, but re-watching season 7 for the first time in years and just noticed Hazel's background music is a jazzy 30-Rock-ish version of the Imperial March.
|
|
#
?
Jun 14, 2023 04:09
|
|
|
PotatoJudge posted:Not a quote, but re-watching season 7 for the first time in years and just noticed Hazel's background music is a jazzy 30-Rock-ish version of the Imperial March.  Dear Dr Spaceman, thank you for your submission. The New England Journal of Medicine does not publish X-Rated cartoons.
|
|
#
?
Jun 14, 2023 20:25
|
|
|
My techniques guarantee male orgasm
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2023 16:18
|
|
|
Oh, Kimiko-tan. What am I doing, Jenna? Pretending to be something I'm not. Making myself miserable when I have happiness waiting for me at home. Unless Kimiko's jealous of the ottoman. There's nothing going on there, that's a business relationship!
|
|
#
?
Jun 15, 2023 19:11
|
|
|
Hey, somebody order a massage!?!?
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2023 09:07
|
|
|
Who taught Tracy about anagrams?!
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2023 09:36
|
|
|
You’re too late, I already killed her
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2023 12:33
|
|
|
Grassy Knowles posted:You’re too late, I already killed her Ahhhh man.... 
|
|
#
?
Jun 16, 2023 12:37
|
|
|
Nermal! I hate you Nermal! Almost as much as I hate Mondays! This is my lasagna, you hear me, Nermal? MY LASAGNA! Well I'm sorry, Shawn, and child actor whose name I can't remember, you haven't walked in my shoes! All my life I've tried to forget the things I've seen. A crackhead breastfeeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a hot pocket on the 3rd rail of the G-Train.... THE G-TRAIN, NERMAL! There's something inside of me that needs to come out! And if Garfield 3: Feline Groovy can't tell my story, then I'll win my Oscar elsewhere.... or I'll die trying! 
|
|
#
?
Jun 20, 2023 10:07
|
|
|
Jerusalem posted:And if Garfield 3: Feline Groovy can't tell my story, then I'll win my Oscar elsewhere.... or I'll die trying! It's a pun...cause cats' paws have grooves. DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jun 20, 2023 |
|
#
?
Jun 20, 2023 14:30
|
|
|
You smuggling unpasteurized cheese? Prescription drugs? Maple syrup from the Sacred Tree of Souls in Winnipeg?
|
|
#
?
Jun 20, 2023 18:45
|
|
|
For the first time in six months, we beat all the Music Choice channels except, of course, Latin Beats.
|
|
#
?
Jun 20, 2023 20:56
|
|
|
Never follow a hippie to a second location
|
|
#
?
Jun 20, 2023 23:57
|
|
|
You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2023 02:41
|
|
|
potee posted:You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked. You're young enough to be my prostitute 
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2023 04:39
|
|
|
Oh dammit, Johnny! You know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2023 05:31
|
|
|
John Francis Donaghy, verbal signature
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2023 14:04
|
|
|
Jerusalem posted:You're young enough to be my prostitute Three bucks, Two bags One me! Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2023 18:36
|
|
|
DrBouvenstein posted:Three bucks, You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2023 21:04
|
|
|
potee posted:You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list. You two are pretty uptight for hanging out under a bridge
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2023 21:08
|
|
|
Cinema sins for S4E7 Deal breakers Talk Show. Banks pressures Jack into needing Liz's talk show to perform well, or else Jack will be embarrassed at his job. Cinema Sin: Jack pressures and micromanages Liz and gets into her head knowing full well what a neurotic individual like her will react, which is ultimately counter productive to his goal of making her show good. This choice of behaviour on Jack's part has multiple other consequences for those involved, most of which were the opposite of his intended result.
|
|
#
?
Jun 21, 2023 22:04
|
|
|
JENNA'S MOM'S DAUGHTER
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2023 00:15
|
|
|
George will just keeps getting more conservative!
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2023 05:57
|
|
|
Jason, have you ever put out a cigar on Gilbert Gottfried's neck? Because I have, and his screams were the worst thing I'd ever heard... until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2023 12:13
|
|
|
GO JUMP UP YOUR MOTHER
|
|
#
?
Jun 22, 2023 13:08
|
|
|
Doc Fission posted:GO JUMP UP YOUR MOTHER
|
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2023 01:47
|
|
|
When are you due? - April 20th, Hitler's birthday. What's your pediatrician's name? - Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath. Where was the baby conceived? - In my vagina. What names are you considering? - Rufus T. Barleysheath.
|
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2023 02:54
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 3, 2024 17:04 |
|
|
LividLiquid posted:I'm still blown away they were able to get away with this on a broadcast network back when people still watched those. The one that made me go  was when Liz told Jack the woman he was dating at the time had made Maxim's "I'd rape that 100" list.Edit: On a lighter note: Hey everybody, I got fired today! You won't have Kenneth Ellen Parcell, to kick around anymore! So I wanna tell you people.... what I really think of you! For four long years, I have listened to you all complain about your East Coast Media Elite problems, your apartment renovations and your overpriced Star Wars memorabilia! I have watched you throw away better food than my family eats at Christmas! And. I. Have. Loved. It. You people are my best friends, and I hope you get everything you want in life! SO KISS MY FACE! I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HEAVEN! 
Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Jun 23, 2023 |
|
#
?
Jun 23, 2023 04:52
|
|