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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > do you have questions about satan and satanism?
 
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Does it have any explanation for why Ozzy Osbourne is a satanist? He's a member of the Church of England, Bob!

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

A Russian troll farm posted:

I already know everything that I need to know about Satanism, which is that satan is merely one of the janus faces of the demiurge, the eternal false struggle between whom helps keep us locked in this black iron prison. Seek gnosis

Gno

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

The Voice of Labor posted:



lol a picture of a lady and an album he's not even on.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Why does Satan deliver presents on christmas?

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Of course all ghosts aren’t real. Some ghosts are actually people pretending to be ghosts as part of robberies and various fraud schemes.

Next this idiot will tell us no dogs can talk, even in a silly accent!

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Sounds like your average edgy French high school dork.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

NeatHeteroDude posted:

it's badass that this guy learned ninjutsu. i've been hearing about it for years from guys who want to do MMA and it's probably super badass

You probably just stab people from behind.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Why does the coward satan refuse my challenge to fight?

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > do you have questions about satan and satanism?