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bossy lady posted:I love going into the city to do tik tok dances on the subway tracks I don't TikTok so please tell me this is a joke, the mbta already has enough problems without dipshits filming videos of themselves getting caved in by the orange line
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retired last year. next year I will die. my entire life for this. $200k left to pay down on the mortgage
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The Voice of Labor posted:in seriousness, do suburbs exist outside of america? they do they just call them villages in europe. like hot fuzz is basically a suburb they just dont have the room to build it 100 miles away from anything fun. and ive been to plenty of "villages" that were basically suburbs in germany the one time i went.
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I'm trying to get the city council to remove all the sidewalks in my neighbourhood to help keep out unpleasant types.
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Feb 12, 2023 08:55
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trying to get the city council to expand the sidewalks so I can get an additional 2 great danes and train them to poo poo all over freerangehexagon's lawn
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Feb 12, 2023 09:03
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snergle posted:they do they just call them villages in europe. Do Americans call small towns in rural areas like in Hot Fuzz "suburbs"? We'd only use the term for outlying residential parts of large towns
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snergle posted:they do they just call them villages in europe. In the UK, everything not a city is I think within the American definition of a suburb. You're never more than like 1.5hrs from the nearest city (*city may technically be a town) unless you're in really isolated bits of Scotland. The idea of living a first world lifestyle but genuinely a day's travel from basic medicine and public utilities and """"law"""" is one of those woahhh cool revelations and also a bit terrifying.
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Feb 12, 2023 12:24
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I feel safe and comfortable because every single business within a 5 mile radius is a national chain in a power center. I am never challenged or forced to try new things.
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Feb 12, 2023 14:33
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I've lived in this neighborhood for almost 40 years and I have a lot of opinions about what you do to your house and yard
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Feb 12, 2023 15:06
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I constantly see the same car driving past my house. Every Monday through Friday they do a driveby twice a day, on mornings they go one direction and in the afternoons they go another direction. Is my house being cased? Should I tell the cops someone's stalking me? ...What do you mean it's just some guy going to and from work!?
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Feb 12, 2023 15:33
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Covers my car in Punisher Cop symbols, never gets my tires slashed because I have signs that say "smile, you're on camera!" and "trespassers will be shot" and no one wants to risk calling my bluff. Convinces myself my 10-year-old tires got slashed anyway and didn't just fall apart from overuse.
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Feb 12, 2023 15:43
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It begins quiet and in the distance, like a languid breeze. The hum of the first lawnmower. Maybe it will be a one off and pass before anyone else notices. The moment hangs like a held breath. Another lawnmower starts. We know it has began in earnest now. Another one roars closer. Now five. Now eight. Put on the cargo shorts and cut off t-shirt. It has been decreed the lawns will be mowed. AKZ fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Feb 12, 2023 |
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Feb 12, 2023 15:54
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precinct results: 48/52 Trump/Biden
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Feb 12, 2023 18:33
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naked umlaut posted:precinct results: 48/52 Trump/Biden the Trump flags will still fly until April
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You guys know everybody grows weed in the suburbs, right? It’s one of the advantages of having a greedy mortgage instead of a greedy landlord.
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The Voice of Labor posted:in seriousness, do suburbs exist outside of america? I’ve lived in multiple countries and there were suburbs in them all. But Suburbia, in my opinion, is distinctly North American.
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Feb 12, 2023 19:46
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carry on then posted:the Trump flags will still fly until April
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in my HOA, violators must do a first to 100 in mvc2 with the president
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I wish I had cool neighbors who had MvC2
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The Voice of Labor posted:trying to get the city council to expand the sidewalks so I can get an additional 2 great danes and train them to poo poo all over freerangehexagon's lawn simply walk your dogs by holding their leash while you drive your Ford F150 like a real American, incidentally I am a grief counsellor for people who accidentally run over their dogs while walking them
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Feb 13, 2023 04:39
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Look some people want sidewalks some people don't I think we can meet in the middle by making a few sidewalks, but just ones that start and end randomly and don't go past anything or anywhere people would actually want to walk. This sound good to everyone?
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Feb 13, 2023 04:47
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Isn't life a blast? It's just like living in the past! And we go downtown to do our shopping, and we work in suburbia!
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Feb 13, 2023 04:52
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dr_rat posted:Look some people want sidewalks some people don't I think we can meet in the middle by making a few sidewalks, but just ones that start and end randomly and don't go past anything or anywhere people would actually want to walk. 
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Feb 13, 2023 04:55
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bossy lady posted:in my HOA, violators must do a first to 100 in mvc2 with the president the president always runs Cable/Sentinel/Magneto
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UGH, Halloween again and the little shits will go apeshit if they can't get out for "trick-or-treating". Can you believe they want me to not only wear a costume, but walk through the neighborhoods with them? Screw that, if I'm forced to with them, I'm just going to tail them in my Cadillac SUV and watch Ellen. Oh. My. God. Look at the traffic in this neighborhood. Not only are the runts going every which way, there's a bunch of weirdos cruising around behind kids and not paying the slightest attention to the road. One dumbshit almost rear-ended me. poo poo, Tamsyn's already moved way down the block... you'd think if she's gonna make me chaperone she'd come hop back in the car like a sane human being so we can roll a few hundred feet in comfort. She's ten now, but still has a lot of growing up to do... poo poo poo poo poo poo DID I JUST HIT A GHOST? I can only see the body through the front-facing camera, stupid tike didn't even come halfway up my grill. What the gently caress was that kid doing in front of my car? Why didn't this $90,000 piece of poo poo not see the obstacle and automatically brake? God, some bitch just hopped down out of her truck wailing. What the gently caress did I do to deserve this to happen to me??
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Feb 13, 2023 05:08
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Neighbor sprays my flowers with pesticide because she doesn't like bees
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Feb 13, 2023 05:23
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The neighbour's dog is the only thing on this planet that's looked happy to see me in a decade.
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Feb 13, 2023 05:56
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yeah, suburbia has crime, it's called property taxes!
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Feb 13, 2023 06:08
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I woke up with two cats sleeping on me....I dont own any cats.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:a half mile is 5 blocks. A 15-20 minute walk. Probably longer if you have children. Not impossible but probably a pain in the rear end. It would have been better if you said a 45 minute drive lmao
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snergle posted:they do they just call them villages in europe. it’s because they started as villages but became part of a larger city as density increased. it’s called a conurbation precious https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conurbation
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I stopped in staten island the other day for gas and realized it is the worst suburb in america
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I'm convinced it only exists so you can take the free ferry around the statue of liberty
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Feb 14, 2023 08:41
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It's nice out, let's walk to the park.
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thin blue whine posted:It's nice out, let's walk to the park. That’s where the thugs operate.
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The Johnson's just called the cops on me for trimming my hedges while a kid plays basketball in the street
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Nooner posted:I'm gonna gently caress my neighbors wife Bill, bill? BILL! No bill, you mustn’t. 
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Hey neighbor, you uh... you gonna trim those bushes up a bit? I was walking the dog the other day and noticed you're looking a bit shaggy there. Don't want people to think there's a vacant property here or anything, you know? My son, the cop, he says the city's going to start putting out $50 fines for houses that look bad. Not that I'm saying anything! But you know, I assume you'd want to avoid that fine.
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Your tree's branches hang three inches onto my property line. This is unacceptable. You've ignored all of the strongly worded notes I taped to your door so I'm going to cut the whole thing down.
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Where are your Christmas lights, neighbor? Oh, it's just that, you know... we kind of got a reputation as a big Christmas neighborhood! Lots of lights, plus you know how Shelly's got her inflatables going. You're what? Oh. Oh, never met one of you before. Haha. But uh... you can still put lights up, right? I mean, the kids love it. And it's kind of boring if you're the only house without a bunch of lights up.
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