attempting to sell swinging axes and spike traps

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > attempting to sell swinging axes and spike traps

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I understand that the collapsing floor is something you really want sir, but keep in mind that you're in a second story condo and we don't have permission to install the requisite spike pit in the floor below. You lack an upstairs neighbor, perhaps I could interest you in a spring trap that catapults people into spikes on your roof?

thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 03:44

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Simsmagic: im beautiful

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thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 10:48

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