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Bula Vinaka posted:The detection of radioactive particles would reveal where nuclear missile sites are located, as well as where nuclear power stations are. The locations of America's nuclear plants and ICBMs are public knowledge.
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syntaxfunction posted:Doritos now with 4D flavour! lol
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dr_rat posted:So the alien invasion of the US has been going on for a few days now so just gonna assume the US is now under alien control. our president is looking better than ever 
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Feb 13, 2023 04:23
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https://twitter.com/KadeFlowers/status/1624967147708420103 This was a meteorite that was detected a few hours before impact and there's going to be lots of video coming out.
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Feb 13, 2023 04:29
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You all gonna get cornholed by space aliens
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Feb 13, 2023 04:47
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DickParasite posted:The locations of America's nuclear plants and ICBMs are public knowledge. Google Earth links are blocked on Weibo, so they resorted to balloons
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Feb 13, 2023 05:06
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bird with big dick posted:You all gonna get cornholed by space aliens My schedule is wide open
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Mechanical Pencil posted:My schedule is wide open Buddy It won't just be your schedule that's wide open when the aliens come for you Although that's the dream, isn't it? Strange things in the sky, and suddenly all the rules are off. Aliens! meaning: no work on monday, or tuesday, or ever; and if you see your boss, it will be to scavenge bean-tins from near their corpse. The worst feature of the recent pandemic was the realisation that, for the average middle manager, you still have to come into work when the apocalypse is happening. It has been said that it is easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism, and UFOs represent a final hope that we can discard the latter without departing the former
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Alien weather balloons
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Alien weather balloons from Venus or Mars?
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With all the other crap that's happened in the last few years, if we genuinely get ayylmaos visiting us, it probably wouldn't phase most people at this point
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Feb 13, 2023 08:26
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It was Jesus returning to earth
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zone posted:With all the other crap that's happened in the last few years, if we genuinely get ayylmaos visiting us, it probably wouldn't phase most people at this point The star trek canon future where they show up like a week after the nuclear armageddon
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Feb 13, 2023 08:41
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Wifi Toilet posted:Are the F22 pilots not good enough to hit anything with their machinegun? Why they gotta waste a missile? Send Tom Cruise up there, he could get one with the machinegun.
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Feb 13, 2023 08:51
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lol the dumbshits in the chair force got so hysterical over a single chinese weather balloon (which may also have an espionage package) that they're now shooting down their own loving balloons dumbest loving country in the world
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Sorry it's my ballon.
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Elden Lord Godfrey posted:lol the dumbshits in the chair force got so hysterical over a single chinese weather balloon (which may also have an espionage package) that they're now shooting down their own loving balloons A lot of meteorologists are gonna flunk out of college this year
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Feb 13, 2023 10:28
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Wifi Toilet posted:A lot of meteorologists are gonna flunk out of college this year A dog (F-16) ate (missiled) my homework (weather balloon)
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drat I dont wanna go to work today, I wish an F-22 would launch an AIM-9X sidewinder missile directly into my rear end in a top hat
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Feb 13, 2023 14:36
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China now saying at least 10 US balbons were detected in their airspace in 2022 so I guess we’ve got a few more to go before things even out.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:China now saying at least 10 US balbons were detected in their airspace in 2022 so I guess we’ve got a few more to go before things even out. The US sent 10 flying baboons to spy on china in 2022 you say. Going very Wicked witch of the West with it all it would seem. I mean I can't say I disapprove with the new direction this has all taken.
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Feb 13, 2023 15:18
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Watch the ballons start a loving war
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Balloon war sounds good to me
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Listen up Einstein, I know what weapons will be used to fight the next world war: balloons.
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If the US sent 10 balloons, why weren't they saying anything? Were they incapable of doing anything about it? Very weak sounding country imo.
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I'm the alien race that can travel at light speed but freeze up when a missile is being shot at me.
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world is gunna end over dumb loving weather balloons seems about right
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We cannot allow a weather balloon gap!
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World ain't gonna end. We're not that lucky.
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goatface posted:If the US sent 10 balloons, why weren't they saying anything? Were they incapable of doing anything about it? They’ve changed the story like 5 times, so I doubt this has any truth to it.
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Feb 13, 2023 16:26
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They should show us the invoices from the balloon factory the US ordered from.
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Mozi posted:We cannot allow a weather balloon gap! Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the weather room!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It was Jesus returning to earth he rear end huge, op
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Angels with huge helium filled buttocks instead of wings.
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So I have to guess that these smaller ones are atmospheric physics experiments and stuff like that, right? Like, cosmic ray counters, neutrino detectors, magnetic field mappers, that kinda stuff.
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1secondpersecond posted:So I have to guess that these smaller ones are atmospheric physics experiments and stuff like that, right? Like, cosmic ray counters, neutrino detectors, magnetic field mappers, that kinda stuff. im preetttty sure they were dropping fentanyl bombs on middle america in order to CRUSH CAPITALISM
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If your astronomy balloons are buggering off a few thousand km you're loving up.
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So when do we get to the probing?
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