workshopping my begging for when the aliens take over

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Heather Papps: hello friend

wow that tentacle is so translucent thanks for letting me see it. now i will scrub your space toilet until it gleams.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 13, 2023 02:10

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Heather Papps: hello friend

earth had too many continents anyways, now it's way easier to remember them, because it's just one!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 13, 2023 02:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOUCH MY PENIS PLEASE OUCH OUCH OUCHHHHHHH

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 13, 2023 02:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

i'm so glad it was you, and not those dang insectoids, who took over our planet. don't you hate the insectoids? they sure do suck, unlike your peoples, the scorpionkind. wow thank you for another sting and pinch!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 13, 2023 02:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

listen LISTEN glarblox i SWEAR i will not rawdog any neighbourpets you don't need to do this ohFUCK OUCH MY PENIS

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 13, 2023 02:13

baka of lathspell

is this the ufo thread or should i make one. i wish i had search i already made one of these

if aliens are here to take over i wouldnt have initiated first contact by blowing up their poo poo

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# ? Feb 13, 2023 02:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

baka fwocka fwame posted:

is this the ufo thread or should i make one. i wish i had search i already made one of these

if aliens are here to take over i wouldnt have initiated first contact by blowing up their poo poo

a general discussion thread is a good idea this is me just venting my anxiety that aliens are gonna come and attack my dick, i guess

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 13, 2023 02:37

Shifty Nipples

Heather Papps posted:

a general discussion thread is a good idea this is me just venting my anxiety that aliens are gonna come and attack my dick, i guess

lol

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 13, 2023 04:51

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I've always been a fan of the 7th dimension. And parasitic relationships, those are good too.

# ? Feb 13, 2023 05:02

baka of lathspell

alien 1: weve made it to earth. time *melodramatically* to attack heather papps dick

alien 2: yes. engage dick targeting atmosphere based laser on level 4000

heather papps: *is a skeleton*

alien 1: uh, did it work

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# ? Feb 13, 2023 05:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

baka fwocka fwame posted:

alien 1: weve made it to earth. time *melodramatically* to attack heather papps dick

alien 2: yes. engage dick targeting atmosphere based laser on level 4000

heather papps: *is a skeleton*

alien 1: uh, did it work

alien 2: he's all boner, now. we have failed. turn the fleet back to sirius.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 13, 2023 14:42

Manifisto

boy I sure am glad you aliens destroyed my house! I could never get any rest there, what with all the family members being in attendance, talking, doing things, having friends over, and whatnot. true, it is also a bit noisy inside our current cardboard box, but we don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good, as we like to say.

ty nesamdoom!