Technical question regarding word filters

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That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

In the past we had word filters that were very funny like making sure that anyone calling Tim Cook (the president of apple) Timb or Timb Cuck ect would automatically make sure his name is spelled correctly, which was very funny. Then there was a word filter for the word Cuck which was overplayed at the time so it said I AM A loving MORON instead so when you said Timb Cuck it would say Tim I AM A loving Moron.

Could we please add some funny word filters again? I can suggest a few here and maybe some others could chip in.

my suggestions:

-Anything even close to a misspelling of Trump has to filter back into Trump. I realize this is a monumental task as the hilarious geniuses of CSPAM have come up with some incredible ways to misspell his name but it I think the effort would be worth it

- Hellworld ----> I AM A loving MORON (bring this classic back)
- Larry ----> The Smallest Man of all Time

I'm sure I will think of more but lets leave this open to constructive feedback eh?

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:33

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:46

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

That Little Demon posted:

- Larry ----> The Smallest Man of all Time

Larry ---> ᴸᵃʳʳʸ

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:41

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Sub-Actuality posted:

Larry ---> ᴸᵃʳʳʸ

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:46

ol yeller: Feb 20, 2015

but here we are -> and I love beastiality
on my bingo card -> in my private Plex server
wild ride -> enormous, beautiful penis

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:50

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

Dumpster fire - DOTA 2 is the greatest game ever made

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:51

ol yeller: Feb 20, 2015

I'm not owned -> I'm morbidly obese
into a corncob -> into a scrapbook of myself growing up

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:53

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

*checks notes* -> *updated my journal*

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:54

ol yeller: Feb 20, 2015

sir, this is a -> I am armed and dangerous in a

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:57

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

mbt posted:

*checks notes* -> *updated my journal*

This is really good

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:58

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

ol yeller posted:

sir, this is a -> I am armed and dangerous in a

Lmfao

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:58

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

bad snipe/terrible snipe/awful snipe -> I am a registered sex offender

# ? Feb 13, 2023 18:59

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

bad snipe/terrible snipe/awful snipe -> I am a registered sex offender

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:07

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

hellworld -> Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:08

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

ol yeller posted:

sir, this is a -> I am armed and dangerous in a

I have a previous conviction for public lechery in a

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:09

That Little Demon: Dec 3, 2020

I got the tude now posted:

hellworld -> Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Lol

# ? Feb 13, 2023 19:12