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sorry i thought we invented an anti date rape button & was confused no one wanted to press it
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:38 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 15:34 |
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bad snip
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:50 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:in the pic its detecting caffeine levels tho iirc. in any case that would be the logical next step Yeah, but all those pics and video were staged so later they pivoted to having the cup measure your water intake and track it on an app.
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:51 |
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in real life every time you try and get a sip your mouth and tongue get shocked, with electricity
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:52 |
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I do love the Silicone Valley strategy of slapping some sleek looking displays and diodes on an everyday object and claiming it's solving a major issue facing everyone. It's late night infomercials with more money, royalty free dulcimer tunes, and a lot of black, form fitting turtlenecks.
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:56 |
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been avoiding this thread b/c I read the title as I just found out about Vessy! |
# ? Feb 16, 2023 03:34 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:sorry i thought we invented an anti date rape button & was confused no one wanted to press it Like it's so obvious that's what it should do, so I looked up what it actually did do, and of course even obviouslyer they went with "useful tech hard, make app easy, sell to people who don't want useful tech, want app cup". |
# ? Feb 16, 2023 05:05 |
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Heather Papps posted:oh you for sure have to tell it what you're putting into it and it just checks a table somewhere and says "this much of that" So, just as smart as a regular cup
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 07:29 |
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Lol. They sold these at Apple stores.
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 08:04 |
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what about a vessyl/fleshlight hybrid what about THAT
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:08 |
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Dr. Honked posted:what about a vessyl/fleshlight hybrid it lets you know how much caffeine is in your cup of cum |
# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:42 |
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hell yeah i need to get CUMFEINATED
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:43 |
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don't talk to me until i've gulped down my brimming vessyl of steaming hot jizz
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:45 |
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Too much is always not enough! |
# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:52 |
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Dr. Honked posted:hell yeah i need to get CUMFEINATED you need Jizzyl |
# ? Feb 16, 2023 16:15 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:you need Jizzyl i must pair my Jizzyl with the Jizzlr app
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 16:24 |
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phone alert beeping, oops I’m overdue for my morning pee according to this, doesn’t move whatsoever and just empties my bladder on my thoughtfully ripped jeans and oh ya I guess the exercise ball chair I use at work too
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 18:21 |
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pee is stored in the exercise ball
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 18:58 |
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if the cup tells u when its time to pee u should just pee in the cup
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 21:42 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:if the cup tells u when its time to pee u should just pee in the cup what if there's two girls and they only have one cup between them. what hijinks could ensue
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# ? Feb 17, 2023 22:21 |
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Dr. Honked posted:what if there's two girls and they only have one cup between them. what hijinks could ensue we may never know. i think probably they would just share the cup, but that's just my opinion. |
# ? Feb 17, 2023 23:52 |
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Does it have blockchain tho |
# ? Feb 18, 2023 01:48 |
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The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken |
# ? Feb 18, 2023 01:53 |
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google THIS posted:The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken
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# ? Feb 18, 2023 03:22 |
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google THIS posted:The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken |
# ? Feb 18, 2023 17:06 |
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google THIS posted:The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken |
# ? Feb 18, 2023 18:42 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:user 'two girls, one vessyl' has been banned due to account sharing google THIS posted:The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken
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# ? Feb 21, 2023 17:16 |
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it would be nice if this cup could tell you how wet your water is |
# ? Feb 21, 2023 17:30 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 15:34 |
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hey, dont drink that water. it's pretty dry water. i'd suggest some wetter water, i'm a cup |
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