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Driftingmouse: eh- a new Who Greenlighted This thread? On this dead, gay forum, in February, by Tars Tarkas, localized entirely in Cinema Discusso? Tars: yes. Driftingmouse: ...can I see it? Tars: no. Thanks for making the new OP. God, the Morbius thing was funny. I'm reminded I still haven't checked out RRR. Even though I should, I can't believe the ghoulish greed behind not giving up on Rust. You know someone behind those scenes went "we can make this work"
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 07:25 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:35 |
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In the final episode of the Jetsons (which was never aired) we see that everyone's a robot, everyone but George. He built them all. As the floods rise and technology breaks and fails around him, a single tear rolls down the considerable length of his nose, he puts the raygun against his temple
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 15:46 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Hellboy is the most boring part of the Hellboy comics. What they need to do is make a BPRD TV series, because that's where all the actually interesting characters were. Yes, this. You could launch with a Hellboy cameo for hype and then just maybe bring him in occasionally. Hellboy is alright but BPRD is so much more fun.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 19:18 |
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SEX HAVER 40000 posted:as long as we keep getting a steady supply of fantasy movies, i'll take some "hey what's up guys" as long as i get "greetings traveler, long hath i awaited thee" sometimes too "You did NOT just say that." *"Back in Black" starts playing*
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 22:11 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:Then, suddenly, a portal opens: it’s The Flash! He’s followed by several Batmen, Wonder Woman, Neo, at least three Jokers, and the most recognizable of the Looney Tunes properties. “We need your help
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 07:03 |
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Just read that Tom Sizemore had a brain aneurysm and is not expected to ever come out of the coma he's in, so his family's deciding whether or not to cut life support.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 07:01 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Folks, brace yourselves for another incoming Neil Breen flick One of his other movies is called "I am here....now" Four periods in an ellipse. Sick.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 12:44 |
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There's a scene in Fateful Findings where Neil's wife watches him eat raw spinach while they stare intently at each other, then he precariously puts it on a vertical stack of manila folders... and it falls off! How they laugh, ha, ha. That reminds me I need to finally watch and do a write up on Twisted Pair.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 14:26 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:Oh no, we're going to have to endure months of racist wankers whining about April being played by a black woman. Willing to place a cash bet on idiots saying something about how her surname means she's of Irish descent so she must be white. *cries shrilly* a woman voicing Wingnut??
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 07:24 |
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Alan Smithee posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1633749383815602176?t=gODRSBBwz_ygQT8jbMwiRA&s=19 I never bothered to watch the Disaster Artist, but it might be fun to see some, uh, more experienced actors give the original script a go.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 18:27 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I’m going to continue to keep calling Disney cowards until they release the remake of Song of the South Them doing this will square things between Disney and DeSantis
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 19:12 |
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Those poor people...
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2023 21:50 |
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Simplex posted:he was snuggling drugs, I enjoyed this typo
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 18:08 |
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duz posted:Only if he's played by John de Lancie. Yes!
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 18:21 |
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precision posted:Arooooo? No GODDAMN IT Tim that's not the sound a cat makes!!
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 09:12 |
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Alhazred posted:There's no way it was more obnoxious than the menu of the Fifth Element dvd. I don't think I've ever watched my copy. I threw it in once, and waited at the menu, figured I was stupid or my player wasn't right for it and just put it back on the shelf. I guess people were still figuring put DVD menus back then. The early ones still had mandatory trailers before the movie, like VHS tapes did.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 15:09 |
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joylessdivision posted:Not going to lie, Banana Splits Movie was a lot of fun. Really gory too which was a surprise. I'm pretty sure those were robots. It had a very "FNAF with the serial number filed off" except it had the Banana Splits which I'm only aware of because it was on Cartoon Network when I was a kid. Just realized that everytime someone brings up the horror Banana Splits movie, I thought they were talking about a horror Bananas in Pajamas movie.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2023 06:03 |
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Neo Rasa posted:I try but him having to try to seriously deliver dialogue like "Stop whining, what do you know about a man...named FARMER." Worse than madness... darkness. might be messing up that quote, it's been a while
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 06:04 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Godzilla + Kong, star-crossed romance. Two islands Both alike in gigantity In fair Skull Island/Japan Where we lay our scene From ancient grudge Break to new monster's bowl Where kaiju blood Makes kaiju hands unclean
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 11:46 |
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Flying Zamboni posted:Nicholas Hoult has a face that screams "I'm going to run afoul of Dracula" and frankly it's surprising that it took until this year for it to happen. That is extremely on point
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 14:03 |
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duz posted:On the Terminator 2 commentary James Cameron is upset that you can see Robert Patrick's dick because he has a bill from a company for "Dick Removal" yet it's still clearly there. At the bottom of the bill, they wrote "we did the best we could "
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 19:42 |
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Cythereal posted:https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1654250394594463744?t=ByviwsGYZo4auOr_OpO7Ig&s=19 Hah, I wouldn't hate it. Karl is funny and Johnny Cage underwent a transition as more responsible goofy dad in Mortal Kombat X that he'd work for.
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 12:41 |
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Possibly, but I still think some producer was like "I don't understand, why do they throw fireballs? The kids like Marvel, can we make it like Marvel superpowers?"
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# ¿ May 5, 2023 20:57 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I was gonna say, demonstrate Fatalities with him and everyone's happy. I think Myers gets mentioned once in Hellboy 2, in that he's off on assignment in Siberia or something. Del Toro probably had an exhausting fight with producers before that character had to be put in, too (producers would ask him about the character of Hellboy, "does he have to be a demon? Does he have to be red? Can't he just be a guy who transforms into Hellboy when he gets mad?"). MK had so many angles for a character to introduce the viewer to the weird world of magic ninjas. Could've looked over the shoulder of Johnny Cage on a career revival, Sonya on assignment after Kano (or Jax, going after Sonya), Liu Kang or Kung Lao, baby Sub-Zero trying to find what happened to his brother. But no, we had to have a guy who can summon a magic shirt.
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# ¿ May 6, 2023 06:05 |
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lol, studios and streaming services are probably dreaming of a future where AI generates movies for them based on current trends and starring actors who have been dead for decades, without any more cost than computer time. No more new art, just recycled and regurgitated bits of old, glued back together. Horrible.
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# ¿ May 7, 2023 12:27 |
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Young Freud posted:Wonder if we're going to see a SAG-AFTRA strike soon over this. Feels like "studio owns the rights to your likeness in perpetuity" is definitely something to strike over. It also sounds like legally impossible, but there might be an urgent need to clarify this kind of thing in law. Like, yesterday.
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# ¿ May 7, 2023 17:03 |
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I'll see you this summer atPope Corky the IX posted:BIRD BOX BARCELONA
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# ¿ May 9, 2023 18:12 |
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Cacator posted:I for one need another scene of Hellboy's parents being murdered and his mother's pearls falling to the ground. A silhouette of Satan in the window of my study... Yes, father, I shall become a Hellboy...
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 18:04 |
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There used to be this mystique about actors where it seemed like they lived in this secret world and had access to secret knowledge, and many of their quirks were taken in stride as part of that. Then came social media and we could all see they're just as dumb and crazy as the rest of us, often moreso.
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# ¿ May 30, 2023 05:57 |
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B-Rock452 posted:Act of Valor also had tons of scenes with people interacting who were blatantly on set at different times. If I recall most of the action scenes were filmed as part of some Navy promotion that wasn't meant for public release and they decided to try to put a movie around them. Emilio Rivera shows up at the end as some cartel leader and it doesn't even look like he is in the same country when he is firing at the seals An incredible sharpshooter.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 05:39 |
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feedmyleg posted:Shockingly also in Samurai Cop Hell, in Samurai Cop the wig visibly comes off in the final fight scene.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 18:09 |
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Asterite34 posted:Didn't the first one establish that they sold their souls to the Actual Devil to get the magic book bound in human skin that contained the secrets of devouring the life energy of children to gain eternal youth? How the gently caress do you face-turn that? Look, as the prequel will show, a child killed their parents
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 21:26 |
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*bunch of writers in an office late at night, sleeves rolled up, chainsmoking and running hands through their sweaty hair* gently caress! I don't know, something about their periods? This is impossible!
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 17:14 |
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Mother May I Sleep With The Leprechaun
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2023 22:02 |
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Alan Smithee posted:yeah but Predators didn't make anything big Lawrence Fishburne was pretty big in it
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 06:04 |
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Brief language? Hey Barb. Sup Ken.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 11:09 |
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dr_rat posted:
man, that sucks to hear. I know GDT's movies aren't always financial hits, but he's one of the most creative writer-directors out there. Studio bosses are probably like "an original property? Nahhh, how about you do a remake of something that came out five years ago?" edit: adding quote for new page davidspackage fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Jun 16, 2023 |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 05:30 |
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edit: I got a little snarky in my reply, sorry. Obviously I'm aware that studios are just in it for da money.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2023 18:20 |
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Grendels Dad posted:I kinda liked it As an intro to a Invasion of the Body I kinda like it too, but I suspect the novelty of it works only once. The tech will probably be refined, but I hope this hype won't last. I'm imagining creative jobs being marginalized even further as the entertainment sector just repeatedly chews up and vomits out derivatives of the same work ad infinitum.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 14:07 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 00:35 |
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Alan Smithee posted:wow this makes me want to not watch it again If you watch it backwards, you'll forget you saw it
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 16:19 |