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Alhazred posted:Maybe this will be the movie where Michelle Rodriguez' character doesn't die. Michelle Rodriguez's character dies, and then she shows up in the third act playing a different character under the rationale that her player just rolled up another guy
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Ocean's Eleven, But It's The Tomb Of Horrors. ...it's gonna take a lot more than eleven guys, isn't it?
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Vandar posted:
Isn't that just that Hugh Jackman Van Helsing movie?
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They need to make it exciting for today's youth! No more being coy and calling it "pipeweed" or "Old Tobey," or whatever, just straight up show Gandalf and Bilbo hitting fat blunts Explicit romance between Gimli and Legolas Gollum's one of those sad yandere anime waifus now Sauron is played by Jared Leto The Orcs are now those football hooligan Warhammer 40K Orks Frodo says "gently caress"
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"The Ring cannot be destroyed by mortal hands, it's on the blockchain"
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Iron Crowned posted:A real-world retelling of Lord of The Rings, set in 1995 Minnesota. They already made that, it was called Jingle All the Way
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Feb 24, 2023 15:21
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Grendels Dad posted:Wasn't there an entity called The Tolkien Estate that kind of took care not to let poo poo like this happen. Did WB bury them under a mountain of cash? Christopher Tolkien finally died
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I'm certain that at least some parts of Neil Breen movies are supposed to be funny on purpose. I'm just not sure which specific parts
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Mar 1, 2023 14:17
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Alan Smithee posted:probably the weird stuff where the stepdaughter is super into him No that's probably sincerely him being a perv The montage of global conspirators committing suicide in increasingly elaborate ways was probably supposed to be darkly humorous though
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Mar 1, 2023 14:21
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The Final Sacrifice, starring Tom Holland as Troy McGregor and Jeff Bridges as Zap Rowsdower
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Mar 11, 2023 02:22
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Alan Smithee posted:Troll 1 the prequel starring Timothée Chalamet as Arnold "and then they're gonna eat me OH MY GOOOOOOOOD" Nonono, if he's the protagonist of a hypothetical Troll 1 remake, Chalamet would be playing the character of Harry Potter Jr. It's a testament to the legacy of Troll 2 that it has so completely eclipsed the first movie in the public consciousness that nobody even cares that the first one stars a character named Harry Potter Jr.
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David Lynch's The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
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The Saddest Rhino posted:In a discord I'm in there is outrage over this because people are saying they changed him into a ghost crab, which can't swim. I'm like I am going to look at literally anything else Does he still have a kinda racist Jamaican accent though?
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Mar 15, 2023 15:54
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I'm not sure the children of the world are ready for photorealistic modern Bambi. Like I knew kids who went vegetarian after the cartoon version, this might actually cause genuine mental trauma.
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Timby posted:Stahelski. Gesundheit
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Mar 28, 2023 03:47
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Alien abduction stories started to dry up once Sleep Paralysis started to enter the public consciousness as a relatively understood phenomenon
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Mar 30, 2023 13:48
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Alan Smithee posted:It’s funny how everyone says “turtle turtle” to make fun of master of disguise but nobody can be bothered to even remember what was bad about love guru not even “the guru pitka” followed by him cringe mugging at the camera Ben Kinsley as Guru Tugginmypuddha.
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Alhazred posted:"We have officially run out of stories to make movies out of." This is like a 30 Rock bit. All it needs is someone realizing 2/3 of the way through production that they don't actually have the rights to Nike or Michael Jordan's likeness and have to quickly scramble to substitute in legally distinct stand-ins
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Apr 2, 2023 16:59
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Byzantine posted:We could make a movie where the Rock gets a dragon in a headlock, punts a giant crab into space, steals the Amazon queen's underclothes, and lifts the entire earth onto his shoulders. At least those Lou Ferrigno Hercules movies had laser dinosaurs fighting in outer space and poo poo
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:I thought that was a sex thing Does that make the Yoshi tongue thing an ahegao face? ...I hate that I know that word 
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Apr 12, 2023 16:51
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Even for a fish, that is a particularly vacant dead-eyed stare
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Apr 27, 2023 21:36
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Didn't Finding Nemo more or less perfect shooting CG stuff that looks like it's properly underwater? What, where all those guys busy? Couldn't email over some notes or something? Anything?
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May 10, 2023 13:30
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Chairman Capone posted:Do any of the live-action remakes... not necessarily improve on the original, but do anything interesting or innovative with them instead of just adding a ton of CGI? From what I gather, they tend to make some characters hornier, and occasionally gayer but in a way where it's easily ignored/edited out for foreign markets.
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Ten Things I Hate About You It's basically The Taming of the Shrew, but with alien assimilation thrown in for some spice.
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I will only accept a GI Joe/Transformers crossover film if it faithfully adapts the comics, for obvious reasons
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CelticPredator posted:How though? They became good in the end and it fuckin sucked rear end. Didn't the first one establish that they sold their souls to the Actual Devil to get the magic book bound in human skin that contained the secrets of devouring the life energy of children to gain eternal youth? How the gently caress do you face-turn that?
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davidspackage posted:Look, as the prequel will show, a child killed their parents Ah, the beginning of the Lizzie Borden Cinematic Universe (yes I know the timeline doesn't match up, I just couldn't think of any other famous murder-children)
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Jun 7, 2023 21:35
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Should just adapt some other water-lady story into a Disney movie. Friedrich de la Motte Fouqué's Undine is a public domain fairy tale too, and it has throuples and a mass murder scene! The foreign market would eat that up.
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Jun 8, 2023 13:23
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Raiders is as distant from the 40's pulp serials it was inspired by as we in the present day are from Raiders. We've entered recursive nostalgia territory, where people ape crap from their childhood that was itself aping crap from its creators' childhood, it's like an M C Escher painting
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muscles like this! posted:The confusing thing about the trailer is that apparently the titular Ruby Gillman is pretending to be human even though she's, you know, blue. Maybe everyone just thinks her parents are big into alternative medicine and she's just doped up on colloidal silver
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Alan Smithee posted:How do we make the purge movies even more tryhard? I know This is the dumbest premise and I have so many questions
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Shai Hulud but it's a giant gummy worm
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Halloween Jack posted:This looks like a sequel to Quest of the Delta Knights. I hope it plays at the drive-in It'll be a nice day at the drive-in, if it doesn't rain
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Halloween Jack posted:If the sun isn't too warm
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Halloween Jack posted:AI David Warner, you are under arrest by order of David Warner's estate Which AI David Warner, Sark or the MCP?
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Alan Smithee posted:idgaf if the last one is real or not A Dog's Purpose is, apparently, Vengeance 
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Tars Tarkas posted:Zach Snyder did two not-Star Wars Zach Snyder presents: Jupiter Ascending But Without Any Whimsy
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dr_rat posted:Haha, that's awesome. Honestly surprised him and Henry Cavill haven't done a movie together so they could just chill out talking sci-fi nerd stuff on set. Sorry, Cavill is a Warhammer fan and Diesel is a D&D fan, the differences are irreconcilable
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Which Full Moon evil puppet movie was it with the supervillain (whose evil plan naturally involved turning people into tiny kinda racist caricature puppets to use as assassins) who wore a big Doctor Doom mask to conceal that his head was the size of a baseball? Had a mopey serious guy in clown makeup for a henchman? I saw it like 15 years ago and Full Moon made so goddamn many evil puppet movies it's hard to pinpoint any specific one based on hazy recollections.
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