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The MSJ posted:Ban them if they ever posts here. Nah, do a mod challenge where they are banned unless they do a massive effort post about an upcoming release or a topic generally related to upcoming releases.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 05:32 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:15 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:So is Adam Driver an alien in 65, or does it involve time travel? Yes.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 04:50 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:He is definitely playing Fred Jetson Fixed. Disclaimer: I don't know the first names of any of the Jetsons.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 06:28 |
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[Borat voice] And... his wife! Clearly she has no name because he abducted her from the
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 07:11 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Third time’s the charm! The odd reboots are great, the even reboots suck.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 17:44 |
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Zack Snyder's Darths & Droids
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 16:26 |
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SEX HAVER 40000 posted:as long as we keep getting a steady supply of fantasy movies, i'll take some "hey what's up guys" as long as i get "greetings traveler, long hath i awaited thee" sometimes too How about you get it in the same scene, and the first guy then says "Oh right, we're in the North now!"
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 20:29 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:
Yeah, sucks but I guess that makes se quote:so be prepared for them to just do LOTR over again Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa No attack on you FL, I am just eternally surprised by the new ways WB explores to gently caress things up.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 05:26 |
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I watched the first episode. I didn't even think it was bad, just kind of boring.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 07:10 |
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Wasn't there an entity called The Tolkien Estate that kind of took care not to let poo poo like this happen. Did WB bury them under a mountain of cash?
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2023 17:13 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:Then, suddenly, a portal opens: it’s The Flash! He’s followed by several Batmen, Wonder Woman, Neo, at least three Jokers, and the most recognizable of the Looney Tunes properties. “We need your help for a threat that’s coming for all of us” growls the Michael Keaton Batman. NEVER-ENDING STORY OOOHHH OHHH OOOHHH STOOO-RY
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 23:07 |
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muscles like this! posted:Big surprise but the new Children of the Corn reboot is getting bad reviews. Apparently they added a weird revenge angle where the kids hate the adults because the adults killed a bunch of kids in a botched hostage situation. Also a muddled message about GMOs and government subsidies. I am shocked to my very core...n.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 18:48 |
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I mean, we had one perfect casting and one pretty good casting, so why not change things up a little?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 19:40 |
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Anonymous Zebra posted:I was nodding my head for the whole cast but this one is what's going to put my butt in the seat. Cena's been rocking the comedic brute role lately. I hope he's not CGI, just plain Cena with a piece of paper rolled up and stuck on his nose.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 19:45 |
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Famous wrestler Sheamus took all the Irish people's collective whiteness, sorry. Hencefort, all Irish are black.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 14:31 |
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Martman posted:the turtles should be played by Italians, this is erasure Eraser is played by an Austrian. This is Eraser:
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 15:30 |
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A True Jar Jar Fan posted:No one would see these weird racist Ninja Turtle tweets if thousands of people weren't sharing them to dunk on them Hi, welcome to social media!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2023 18:00 |
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Disney in general is falling into this trap where they feel obligated to announce poo poo well in advance to keep the hype going. Their follow-throughs become poorer and poorer but hey, at least you announced 15 new Star Wars properties and named three new superhero teams for Phase 7.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 05:58 |
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CelticPredator posted:I buy it’s his last movie. Or he will start working under the alias Trenton Quarantino and exclusively work on Star Trek sequels, horror schlock and cape poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 09:02 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:It’s bad but by default it’s pretty much the second best Craig Bond after Casino Royale Is No Time to Die that hated? I thought it was OK. Didn't even make it through QoS OR Spectre, which is pretty rare for me.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 18:34 |
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Martman posted:Rami Malek is just boring, when that character could be super fun I came around on him within the runtime of the movie, he just wasn't at all consistent with what happened at the beginning of the movie.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 23:56 |
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My old-rear end TV exploded while I watched Fury Road.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 10:20 |
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well why not posted:Renfield looks like fun, and I think the group therapy angle could be really interesting. I think the trailer already spoilered that Dracula is going to come in and kills the group, so I dunno how big a role they play. Looks more like a one-scene gag to me.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 05:57 |
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kalel posted:gamera!!! versus... *shuffles through random folders and paperwork* uhhh gently caress. idk. five kaiju Watch it be one kaiju that's just named 5 Kaiju because gently caress it, it got five heads or something.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 00:09 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Yeah, just because WB/DC is doing it doesn't mean it's actually a good idea. Which should be fairly screamingly obvious by now. At this point it should not be a surprise if WB greenlighted another Fantastic Beasts movie with Depp and Miller, stunt coordinator: Alec Baldwin.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 08:47 |
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Gervasius posted:Directed by John Landis. Also a lot of helicopter footage. Soundtrack by Drake, featuring Millie Bobby Brown.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 08:54 |
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IIRC there was news about the actual stunt coordinator or weapons master leaving the set because production was so lovely, and the scene in question shouldn't have been shot without them there to check everything, but they did it anyway.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2023 23:42 |
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Timby posted:Stahelski. Stahl-elski
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 08:20 |
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The MSJ posted:Dialogue card. He taps on the calendar while looking slightly to the left of the camera and waggling his eyebrows.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 08:08 |
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fatherboxx posted:Just find the two hottest people in the world and from there
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 11:08 |
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Parakeet vs. Phone posted:
So, David Morse.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2023 18:36 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I saw those as well and I was amazed that anyone was still giving Myers money to make his projects I too saw those clips and I'm not sure anyone actually spent money on that project.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 07:25 |
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Alhazred posted:It's kinda wild how Tarantino can make someone cool again and then they waste that opportunity. Samuel L. Jackson grabbed onto that opportunity with both hands while Travolta and Myers choose...differently. I'd have to look up if the timeline's right, but I think we got Face/off out of Travolta's PF revival.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 20:41 |
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Alan Smithee posted:At this point I think one of the only things that makes me immediately want to see a movie less is Matfleck bromance shoe(heh)horned in Huh? Alan Smithee posted:Matt Damon do a movie about SBF and FTX only you play yourself with that boston JFK accent you do sometimes and Ben is SBF with some fat makeup What?
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 20:48 |
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I guess I don't understand what the Matfleck Bromance post responds to, and the second post reads like gibberish.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 21:20 |
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My bad, I didn't watch that poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 21:28 |
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No matter how bear you are, Paul will always be Bearer.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 17:36 |
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Oh for god's sake, Rock!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 19:31 |
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From "Moana" to "Groana"!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 19:58 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 02:15 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Dwayne Johnson is pretty disappointing since I was legit happy and eager to see him in movies not made for children, like The Rundown and Fast Five. And then at some point he decided to just be Dwayne Johnson™, like he's preparing to be easily turned into an AI actor or something. Nah, with Ryan Reynolds you at least get some sense of passion from him. It's apparently passion for being a gigantic child that has to have tea-bagging in every movie of his, but it's not nothing. With The Rock, a cynical person could suspect that he chose to do Live Moana because he gets to talk aboutcultural heritage a lot. Cheap and critically unassailable publicity.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2023 16:56 |