Who Threadglightninged 2023: The Delay of Destiny

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MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

In fairness, pulling a Jumanji and starting with the characters as actual players and doing a fish out of water thing would help it set the movie apart from your typical action-fantasy flick.

That�s pretty much all you could do though, the D&D setting itself is just as bland and generic as every other fantasy setting.

True of Forgotten Realms, but D&D has actually cool and funs ettings that for some reason they don't use as much as loving Forgotten Realms.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 22:03

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 13:58

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Space Mutiny, starring Chris Hemsworth.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 20:57

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Lance Reddick, passed away at 60.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 20:25

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

A View to A Kill rules.

Zorin was Right.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2023 21:20

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

I feel like a post-Epstein X-Files can work but would be way darker.

Also would be very similar to True Detective season 1.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 06:51

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

There was one good joke, it was the voice-over machine one, and it was in the trailer so I never saw the movie. It looks garbage.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2023 22:20

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Wtf an Incal movie by Taika will not work.

...well maybe he'll keep John Difool a complete piece of poo poo.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 21:33

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Alan Smithee posted:

Dracula but he�s a Chinese hopping vampire and Chloe doesn�t understand why everyone is mad at her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inzuZ149wtE

# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 03:20

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Wake me up when it's Dracula 12000 (that's Vampire Hunter D).

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 00:45

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

It takes place in the year 12090. There was a nuclear apocalypse, vampires took over afterwars and made a advanced sci-fi society where they ruled the world, but eventually they got lazy and a revolutionary human faction overthrew them. The main character is a dhampir who hunts surviving vampires who are extremely dangerous still.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 00:49

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

You'd be surprised what nerdy rear end writers have managed to do with the Transformers concept to make it actually a pretty interesting setting. This basically became the overall canon for Transformers around the 'Aligned' phase, which includes the High Moon games, Transformers Prime and sorta the movies.

Being a species of dual-mode shapeshifters by default, the old regime of Cybertron ended up as basically a strict caste system based on what you turn into- so no matter your particular talents and inclinations, you're assigned a job based on whether you're a car, a crane, a memory stick or... they ran into problems with Rung until they just put him down as 'Decorative', which totally doesn't highlight a major problem with this system. Megatron was originally a miner, who ended up a champion of the gladiatorial arenas as well as a revolutionary, who shared discourse with Orion Pax, an archivist and historian, both agreeing their society was not only terrible for most of its people but coming apart at the seams sooner or later. Of course, we know how that ended up.

I tried getting into the IDW Transformers comics but they are kind of a mess to get into.

# ¿ May 1, 2023 20:10

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

The only thing I wanna see Taika in is an adaptation of The Locked Tomb novels as Jod.

# ¿ May 2, 2023 21:06

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Of course they went with Ortega.

I liked her in Wednesday so it's not a bad choice, but it is an extremely obvious one.

# ¿ May 10, 2023 02:45

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

It's John Carpenter, someone gave him a bag of money he could use to buy more Fallout 76 merch and keep making electronic music and said sure why not.

More power to him.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 21:13

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

ruddiger posted:

I'm surprised he hasn't done a soundtrack to a video game yet, he probably looked into it, saw the amount of work required, and was like "lol nah"

In a recent interview he said he'd love to do it but no one asked.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2023 04:56

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Argus Zant posted:

what happened with the blood storage does still puzzle me, though it's possible Garry and/or Copper are lying about how close an eye they keep on their keys. I can't actually recall what they say in that scene, it's been several months since I last watched the movie.

Windows drops the keys earlier, that's why he freaks out when everyone is discussing who got access to the keys.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2023 14:00

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Fantasy dwarves are a different thing anyway.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2023 22:03

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

CelticPredator posted:

John Carpenter

Although I wouldn�t mind him back

He sais he'd be willing to come out of retirement to do a Dead Space movie.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 22:42

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQTFXMQU7I

Gimme an Armored Core movie.

After the writers win the strike.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 06:11

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Grendels Dad posted:

The God Butcher stuff is great, it's the rest of the movie that sucks.

Yeah, Christian Bale nails it.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2023 03:46

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Guns of Avalon would be a killer movie title.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 14:15

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Alien 3, especially the assembly cut, rules.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2023 02:08

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Maigius posted:

My fear is that John Difool will be too competent and likable, besides the obvious coherency question.

Played by Chris Pratt.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2023 04:58

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Snatcher 2.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 06:26

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

MrBling posted:

https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1735011740675436599

The Dwayne is looking to challenge his acting skills by playing a guy that was full of steroids.

I was hoping their enxt project would be their Uncut Gems in the world of Trading Cards thing they pitched.

Everyone fighting over a black lotus lol.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2023 18:57

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

I hope it's fun trash.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 22:40

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

I just want a movie based on this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcfDLlL_esY

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 17:23

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Truly an ally.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2024 07:45

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Never make a new thread, 2023 is forever.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 02:38

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Didn't he just direct one of the worst spy movies in recent memory

That's what makes him qualified to do Bond.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2024 03:12

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

In Civil War I'm gonna side with the NCR as the harm reduction against Caesar's Legion.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 20:58

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Read Chaos if you wanna more about how hosed the Manson murders are.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 16:00

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

I�m going to start a charity to bring back 80s cocaine to Hollywood.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:07

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Personally I'm hype for season 2 of My Adventures with Superman cartoon.

Maybe the new movie will gain my interest if they have Mr Mxyzptlk in it.

# ¿ May 7, 2024 16:53

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 13:58

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

ynohtna posted:

It should be a martial arts adventure series, leading to the invention of Judo.

How about an americna adaptation of Makai Tensho.

# ¿ May 9, 2024 20:53

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